Oddball artist/creative type. Generous and supportive to a fault. I like plants animals and minerals.

I've been told that I'm 'weird" and a "freak" , -not sexually'- and that was pretty much by my friends. I may look pretty conventional , but I definitely think outside the box, question authority, and will sometimes wax poetically in a job situation. If you are conventional you will probably appreciate my quirky outsiderness, if you are an outsider, then come to my next meeting, and I'll get you set up with your packet and a t-shirt, and visa-versa, we can be on each other's respective teams!

Currently I am kind of treading water. However, I can pay my bills.
Still working on getting my shit together.

Getting people to tell me that I'm awesome. However, this is through some cheap Jedi mind tricks that I've learned. Still, I'm amazed every time they say it!

And I can spew out a high quantity of jokes. Emphasis on quantity.

I can cook, drop a tranny, write poems and songs, and have made some novel and sublime artwork. Also, I've been known to protect children from drunks by waving large heavy chairs.

I'm not sure, they do not always return the questionnaire, maybe I should pay more at the focus groups I conduct!

Books: Chrome Yellow, A People's History of the US.

I've read two books, I want to get to 5 before I die!

Music: mostly older classic type stuff: , Devo, , , Elvis Costello, Joni Mitchell, The Cramps, Scott Walker, Ramones, Aerosmith, Frank Sinatra, Tom Jones, Led Z, George Jones, Patsy Kline, Johnny Cash, Bob D, Old school rap (Run DMC, Public Enemy), Laurie Anderson, The Residents, Bowie, Talking Heads/David Byrne, Alice Cooper, XTC,Old Genesis (w/peter gabriel)

There is nothing I cannot do without.

That said , in no particular order after friends and pets:

espresso (like most people),
the magic of cinema.
friends
pets
humor
I have to meditate -I really try to get in 2x a day - It is my preferred connection to the UN-nameable and ultimately mysterious.

I don't really have any family anymore, or any visible means of support; I am like an air fern. If I ever make it, I will be truly self made. I have come to appreciate existing in time and space, which as I have learned is at the core of anyone good. However, I can understand why some women may just want to go out with someone who sells structured debt obligations and deposits, swaps, futures, options, caps, floors, collars, forwards, and various combinations of these.

Try not to.

At the gym.

I can neither confirm or deny any salacious tidbits at this time.....

You want to make a friend.