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Looking for slutty, bisexual girls. Daddy issues a plus.
“If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but
timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the
― Ludwig Wittgenstein
"Inasmuch as a mind can discuss itself — it's a bit like a mirror
looking at itself, only I don't know how much truth there is in
that. You put two mirrors up against each other, and there's
infinity, but you can never see it, 'cause your head blocks it
— Robyn Hitchcock in Matter Magazine 1985
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his
pants. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! What's the deal with the
steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate says, "Arrrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What I’m doing with my life
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Touring Europe to promote the Dutch, German and British editions of
my latest book. Moving to LA.
I’m really good at
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Writing books, making music
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're not as loud as I expected you to be."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Shobogenzo, Rock biographies of all kinds, old Star Trek
Movies: Bad sci-fi mostly
Food!: Vegetarian and laughing about it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books (too many)
and two other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You even looked at this ridiculous profile.
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