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brad-zilla

49 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.”
― Ludwig Wittgenstein

"Inasmuch as a mind can discuss itself — it's a bit like a mirror looking at itself, only I don't know how much truth there is in that. You put two mirrors up against each other, and there's infinity, but you can never see it, 'cause your head blocks it off."
— Robyn Hitchcock in Matter Magazine 1985

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! What's the deal with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate says, "Arrrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What I’m doing with my life
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Touring Europe to promote the Dutch, German and British editions of my latest book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing books, making music
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're not as loud as I expected you to be."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Shobogenzo, Rock biographies of all kinds, old Star Trek novelizations
Movies: Bad sci-fi mostly
Food!: Vegetarian and laughing about it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Zafu
guitars
books (too many)
fun
and two other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Non-thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Traveling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not Space Bunny.
You should message me if
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You even looked at this ridiculous profile.