― Ludwig Wittgenstein
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! What's the deal with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate says, "Arrrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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