Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everything in my profile is dated by about two years. There will
come a day when I have both the inclination and the energy to
update it, but it's not today. The next few months don't look too
good either. Trust me, though, I'm even more dashing and
Hello and welcome. I can promise that you won't be disappointed by
this exhilarating read to follow as I have masterfully crafted a
profile which perfectly reflects how deep and boldly interesting I
am. Rest assured that by its conclusion you will realize that I am
as cool as my mother constantly reassures me I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wrapping up my masters thesis on some fluid dynamics bullshit.
Trying to find a sweet gig while also trying to get my stuff
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Increasing entropy all up in this bitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...that I'm hiding in the bushes... Though I'm getting better at
I don't really know... I'm lanky and awkward? I guess I've been
told I have ridiculously long eyelashes but they seem pretty
average to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, A Brief History
of Time, Some stuff by Bill Bryson, etc.
I will be honest; I don't read that much. It's not that I'm an
illiterate cretin or anything, it's just that I'm usually spending
my free time on other interests that I honestly think of as more
constructive. Ask me about them. They are awesome.
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Adaptation, Boondock Saints,
Casablanca, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove and many others I can't
Music: Pretty much everything from Simon and Garfunkel to Slayer.
The exempt genres are hip hop and EDM which I can only listen to
ironically for about 5 minutes before I snap.
Food: Good beer. Sushi is pretty awesome, I guess
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog x 6. He's laughably awkward but also a total badass and my
favorite hiking buddy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend about 90% of my time thinking of clever palindromes and the
remaining 10% thinking about why I never get laid.
I often lie awake at night wondering how many Ph.D carrying
stripper are out there in the world. I bet it's more than zero, but
how much more? Who knows!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
SNORTING COKE FROM THE BLADE OF A KNIFE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby
I was once accused of being a closet intellectual.
also, every now and then I steal road signs
You should message me if
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If you feel like it, but please understand who I am first. I'm not
a partier, I don't go clubbing, and I don't give a shit about
fashion or anything superficial. I'm an engineering/science nerd
who takes almost nothing seriously outside of work & grad
school. My free time is spent either being outdoors or staying in
and nerding over some stupid project. Basically don't message me
expecting me to be someone that will go bar hopping with you every
weekend. But if you're looking for a dork who listens to Rush and
has played DnD but still has automotive grease in his fingernail
beds and the grit to trail run 15 miles and love every bit of
misery that comes with it, feel free to message me. I can't,
however, encourage this in good conscience
With a relative amount of regard,
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