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bradisok

38 M Nashville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This sounds easy enough, alright here goes...well... Ok I can't think of a good "self summary" to sum my self up. Its not that I think I'm too cool or that I can't be labeled because I am so unique I can't be summed up its that these things are so weird. I think we all understand that our profiles here are a pale comparison to who we really are. I'm not sure where to put this so I will put it here at the top I am poly. I am also sort nerdy if building Legos is nerdy. I like the outdoors but also A.C. That is pretty much it. You can just ask me if there is anything I left out.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a LMT (licensed massage therapist) by day to pay the bills. I am a stand up comic by night to pay for being a stand up comic. I am a very proud father of a wonderful little girl. I spend a lot of time writing sketch and stand up so I like to get out and see whats going on in the world in as many ways as I can. also Legos
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
elaborating
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The sword, my beautiful eyes, or maybe the beard.

(the sword part is a joke, please stop sending me messages about the sword)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS I don't really read a lot of books but I drive A LOT and I listen to tons of audiobook but I don't think that counts.

MOVIES I do love movies, I love all kinds of movies some of my favorites would be... OH MAN THATS A HARD QUESTION I like all Marx Bros, Monty Python, most Martin Scorsese, almost all the PIXAR stuff, westerns, comedies, dark comedies, zombie movies good movies bad movies I just love movies.

SHOWS what?

MUSIC ok I will just list some bands I like in no particular order
Faith no more, David Bowie, Talking Heads, the black keys, Stevie Wonder, Led Zepplin, Van Halen, the Beatles, Bjork, Pink Floyd, Bill Withers, Frank Black, Nirvana, Fugazi, T Rex, Prince, Janes Addiction, Foo Fighters, Pat Benatar, Radiohead, Mr Bungle, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Bobby Darin, the cure, Peter Gabrial, Queen, Weezer, crucial taunt, Michael Jackson, Beastie boys, the Ramonens, red hot chili peppers, Juice Newton, Public Enemy, Neil Diamond, Herbie Handcock, Elton John, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Frank Sinatra, Neutral milk hotle, Grarls Barkley, Cake, Nine Inch Nails, Jimi Hendrix, Rob Orbison, Journey, Tom Waits, Rick Ross, REM, CCR, NWA, Fishbone, Lily Allen, the white stripes, Primus, Pantera, super fire convoy, Seal, Lenny Kravitz, Crash test dummies, James Brown, Duran Duran, Leonard Cohen, Metallica, Madonna, stained glass bucket, the velvet underground, Al Green, the smiths, emmet ray, Tom T hall, U2, Missy Elliott, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, They might be Giants, Doug E Fresh, Iggy pop, the Clash, Ray Charles, Danzig, Beethoven, White Zombie, Outcast, Bee Gees. and so on in that fashion. (One of these bands I just made up. Guess which one and you win a prize)

FOOD
Food is awesome I love eating it and watching Inon chef and good eats and everything on the food networks but you should know I am allergic to chicken.

If you have read all this crap I feel kinda bad. lets just chat or something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family, Friends, Laughing, Music, Tea, air and one other thing.
lots of people would say "chapstick" but that stuff is a scam. I mean I use it everyday but its still some kind of scam. They get you hooked then your lips stop producing the natural oils that keep your lips from chapping THEN you need more chapstick and its a cycle of addition.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chapstick. How great it would be if I ruled the world but then I start to think about how much work that would be and so I end up thinking about robots or time travel or whose got the best BBQ or something like that.

Now I am thinking about how to make this 1000 word. its seems like it will be really really really really really really really really really really really hard to do but I will try my best, I will try very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Straigt up LOVIN! awwww shit! OR on stage doing stand up and then hanging out with comedy folks. OR staying home or sleeping or netflix or legos or fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my pin number is 3367
You should message me if
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You want to. That's the point of this thing isn't it?