The thing that would make me happiest in life is to find a v-neck t-shirt that cuts all the way to my belt, preferably allowing for the occasional nipple-slip.
When I'm out, I stand in the corner drinking my vodka and cranberry by myself. Girls are scary and intimidating.
Putting the toilet seat down
Talking about my feelings
Being afraid to talk to women
Crying on your shoulder
Movies: Twilight, The Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls, P.S. I Love You