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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
{I wrote this profile 3 years ago and I hate it now so please keep that in mind of this seems dated, the only thing that should be dated around here is me - hey that jokes not bad, let's make sure that makes the final cut. March '15}

Fan of roofs, backyards, maps, bikes, concerts, movies and comedies. I've accidentally begun to collect sneakers, apparently. is the best invention since the belt.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back off, internet. When I know, I'll tell ya
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking, snowboarding, biking, sandwich making, golfing/golf cart driving, quoting The Simpsons, vacation planning, distracting, go-karting (I use Luigi or Toad), foozball, laughing at things I've seen 1,000 times, golf? (some times), camp counseloring, softball, cooking meatloaf and chili, remembering the lessons of the magic school bus
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how I vaguely resemble someone else you know, kinda
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pho, Usual Suspects, Basketball, American Psycho, 30 Rock, Cloud Atlas, Talking Heads, A Song of Ice and Fire, NBA, Vonnegut, Oceans/Beaches, Brooklyn Bowl, Ben & Jerry, World War Z, Lisbeth Salander, The Blues Brothers

The Complete Works of James Bond, Riggs & Murtaugh, Jay and Silent Bob, Obiwan Kenobi, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Pat Riley, Joss Whedon, Game of Thrones, Homeland

Comedy bang bang, Eric andré, Paul sheer, zouks, PFT, community, P&R, Harris Wittles, Jon and Andy daly no relation, aziz, peritti, Lauren lapkus, marry holland, adomian, nick kroll show, chupacabra, el baby, mulaney, oh hello
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Blues Brothers
The bike
Character based improv comedy
James Bond
Comic books - shout out to Thanos and Adam Warlock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You assume if you were sent back in time you'd have time to prepare for it and then capitalize using your knowledge of the future to make prescient investments. But what if you didn't know you were about to be sent back? And what if you got sent back to like, 1957. What do I know about 1957 that I could bet on? I need to go to the library.

Could Macgyver REALLY have done all that?

Quantum, uh, entanglement. The Speedforce. Toonforce. Crossover universe and the x files
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing a show or movie, or maybe I stayed in cuz it was a long week and I'll make extra sure to enjoy my Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm related to a seinfeld regular.

Serenity now, insanity later - Lloyd Braun
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you could help me find the Jade monkey before the next full moon

Or if you know where I left my pocketknife in 1998. It was an enormous thing, if you saw it you'd know.