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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:00pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Fan of roofs, backyards, maps, bikes, concerts, movies and comedies. I've accidentally begun to collect sneakers, apparently. is the best invention since the belt.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back off, internet. When I know, I'll tell ya
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking, snowboarding, biking, sandwich making, golfing/golf cart driving, quoting The Simpsons, vacation planning, distracting, go-karting (I use Luigi or Toad), foozball, laughing at things I've seen 1,000 times, golf? (some times), camp counseloring, softball, cooking meatloaf and chili, obsessing over LeBron James and the Heat
The first things people usually notice about me
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how I vaguely resemble someone else you know, kinda
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pho, Usual Suspects, Basketball, American Psycho, 30 Rock, Cloud Atlas, Talking Heads, A Song of Ice and Fire, NBA, Vonnegut, Oceans/Beaches, Brooklyn Bowl, Ben & Jerry, World War Z, Lisbeth Salander, The Blues Brothers

The Complete Works of James Bond, Riggs & Murtaugh, Jay and Silent Bob, Obiwan Kenobi, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Pat Riley, Joss Whedon, Game of Thrones, Homeland
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Blues Brothers
The bike
without my phone I'm almost useless
James Bond
music piracy (sorry record label people)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You assume if you were sent back in time you'd have time to prepare for it and then capitalize using your knowledge of the future to make prescient investments. But what if you didn't know you were about to be sent back? And what if you got sent back to like, 1957. What do I know about 1957 that I could bet on? I need to go to the library.

Could Macgyver REALLY have done all that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. I'm more of a Saturday night guy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time I went to the ER three times in one month for 3 non related physical injuries and I'm not actually a klutz
You should message me if
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You like BBQ, Smorgasburg, or don't like standing in lines

Or if you know where I left my pocketknife in 1998. It was an enormous thing, if you saw it you'd know.