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29 M Vacaville, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:34pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not here to fuck you?
What I’m doing with my life
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"treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry." (This is Spinal Tap)
I’m really good at
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Amusing myself, laughing inappropriately, gesticulation, navigating, honesty, schlock, schtick, quackery, listening (to music, podcasts, and people- dare to bend my ear?), naïveté, wearing lycra and eating shit on a bicycle, drumming on a steering wheel, juggling cats, analysis paralysis, procrastinating, being the embodiment of why America is hated internationally.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tangled mess of leather and denim or sound of granola crunching under the weight of my Birkenstocks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Fit (Kilgore/Hartman/Lascek), Food: The Key Concepts (Belasco), Omnivore's Dilemma (Pollan), Stiff (Roach). Sherman Alexie's fiction, the required readings of Twain, anything Dan John, Hermann Hesse's "Steppenwolf" although I couldn't tell you why.

Movies - Anvil! The Story of Anvil, Army of Darkness, Bigger, Stronger, Faster*, Casino, Goodfellas, Hamlet 2, Idiocracy, Jesus Camp, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kick-Ass, The King of Kong, Léon: The Professional, Magnolia, Monsters INC., Office Space, Ratatouille, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, Step Brothers, Superbad, This is Spinal Tap, Toy Story (Trilogy), UHF, Up, Wreck-It Ralph

Podcasts - Classic LoveLine, Daves of Thunder, and Low Budget FM, Iron Radio, and the Adam Carolla Show depending on the guest.

Compulsory television programming - Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Top Gear. Honorable Mentions: Flight of Conchords, Human Giant, King of the Hill, Party Down (!), Peep Show, Seinfeld, South Park, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Weeds, Wonder Showzen.

Music - Alternative rock, pop punk, metal. Bad Religion, Tool, The Pixies, Opeth, Death, Nine Inch Nails, Elliott Smith, Type O Negative, Lagwagon.

Food - "Now, I'm not Jewish, but I love to nosh" (Tom Wilson). If you put it in front of me, I'll more than likely eat it because "I'm inclined to agree with the French, who gaze upon any personal dietary prohibition as bad manners" (Michael Pollan).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• iPhone (podcasts, music, internet) for personal amusement and bewitching the natives.
- Bad Religion
- The Simpsons
- Classic LoveLine (suffice for "Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew" to keep it at six)
• Slow food because feel-good-gimmickry tastes good
- Sustenance
• Physical activity to regulate affect
- Bicycling
- Free weights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating