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29 M Davis, CA

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
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Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"Was I upset that I didn't get drafted? I was because I thought I was a second or third round for sure. I didn't get picked up and my football dreams died and when I look back on it now I think it was a blessing" - Michael Ian Black

Introverted California native, bumbling late bloomer, college graduate, naïve psychologist (B.S.), (over)caffeinated cyclist, novice strength trainee, podcast consumer (Carolla Tard), headbangin' defender of the metal faith, Fat Wreck/Epitaph pop-punk bopper ("huge fan of Bad Religion"), Amazon Kindle bibliophile, post modern art fag übermensch, self-hating hipster, foodie?!, comedic hack, fsjal.jpeg
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to harden the fuck up.

Curls for the girls, spinning my wheels and shifting gears, reading, becoming a hopeless housewife (cooking & cleaning), paying bills by providing healthcare.
I’m really good at
Laughing inappropriately, gesticulation, navigating, honesty, listening, naïveté, eating shit on a bicycle, drumming on a steering wheel,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Fit (Kilgore/Hartman/Lascek), Food: The Key Concepts (Belasco), Omnivore's Dilemma (Pollan), Stiff (Roach). Sherman Alexie's fiction, the required readings of Twain, Hermann Hesse's "Steppenwolf" although I couldn't tell you why.

Movies - Anvil! The Story of Anvil, Army of Darkness, Bigger, Stronger, Faster*, Casino, Goodfellas, Hamlet 2, Idiocracy, Jesus Camp, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kick-Ass, The King of Kong, Léon: The Professional, Magnolia, Monsters INC., Office Space, Ratatouille, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, Step Brothers, Superbad, This is Spinal Tap, Toy Story (Trilogy), UHF, Up, Wreck-It Ralph

Podcasts - Classic LoveLine, Daves of Thunder, and Low Budget FM, Iron Radio, and the Adam Carolla Show depending on the guest.

Compulsory television programming - Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Top Gear. Honorable Mentions: Flight of Conchords, Human Giant, King of the Hill, Party Down (!), Peep Show, Seinfeld, South Park, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Weeds, Wonder Showzen.

Music - Alternative rock, pop punk, metal. Bad Religion, Tool, The Pixies, Opeth, Death, Nine Inch Nails, Elliott Smith, Type O Negative, Lagwagon.

Food - "Now, I'm not Jewish, but I love to nosh" (Tom Wilson). If you put it in front of me, I'll more than likely eat it because "I'm inclined to agree with the French, who gaze upon any personal dietary prohibition as bad manners" (Michael Pollan). Also a caveat, if my carnivory makes me some sort of horribly unevolved Neanderthal in your eyes - walk away. That being said I prefer ethnic cuisines with a spicier palette - Mexican, Indian, Thai.
The six things I could never do without
• iPhone (podcasts, music, internet) for personal amusement and bewitching the natives.
- Bad Religion
- The Simpsons (pre-season rabble rabble rabble blah blah blah...)
- Classic LoveLine (suffice for "Adam and Dr. Drew" to keep it at six)
• Slow food because feel-good-gimmickry tastes good
- Sustenance
• Physical activity to regulate affect
- Bicycling
- Free weights
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You fancy.
You have a question.
You noticed a typo.
You've ever laughed at Deaf Frat Guy, a Tim & Eric skit or Frank Zappa song.
You're a adept at rowing on a Concept II erg and wouldn't mind form checking