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bradthecheese

29 M Vacaville, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Recently re-read Sherman Alexie's "Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven", anyway these two choice quotes are a pretty good summation of my life currently: "He didn’t do much of anything except ride that bike and listen to music." "he wasn’t ugly, just misplaced and marked by loneliness."
Cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
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Training for a charity century at the end of the month.

Continuing education after a brief flirtation with post-baccalaureate employment and procrastinating from studies with this site.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being vague.
The first things people usually notice about me
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this remains unclear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Fit (Kilgore/Hartman/Lascek), Food: The Key Concepts (Belasco), Omnivore's Dilemma (Pollan), Stiff (Roach). Sherman Alexie's fiction, the required readings of Twain, anything Dan John, Hermann Hesse's "Steppenwolf" although I couldn't really tell you why.

Movies - Anvil! The Story of Anvil, Army of Darkness, Bigger, Stronger, Faster*, Casino, Goodfellas, Hamlet 2, Idiocracy, Jesus Camp, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kick-Ass, The King of Kong, Léon: The Professional, Magnolia, Monsters INC., Office Space, Ratatouille, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, Step Brothers, Superbad, This is Spinal Tap, Toy Story (Trilogy), UHF, Up, Wreck-It Ralph

Podcasts - Classic LoveLine, Daves of Thunder, and Low Budget FM, Iron Radio, Roderick on the Line and the Adam Carolla Show depending on the guest.

Compulsory television programming - Simpsons (only the blurst episodes, though- gotta draw a snobbish line somewhere.), Top Gear. Flight of Conchords, Human Giant, King of the Hill, Party Down , Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Wonder Showzen.

Music - A lot of stuff with cookie monster vocals and drums that sound like an off-balance washing machine that you probably won't enjoy.

Food - anything nutrient-dense and nourishing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• iPhone (podcasts, music, internet) for personal amusement and bewitching the natives.
- Bad Religion
- The Simpsons
- Classic LoveLine (suffice for "Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew" to keep it at six)
• Slow food because feel-good gimmickry tastes good
- Sustenance
• Physical activity to regulate affect
- Bicycling
- Free weights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what consumer good I should buy next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
searching for a reason not to end it all myself?
You should message me if
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the only clubbin' you be doing is baby seals, baby.

you want to sit over a $5 cup of coffee and convince ourselves it really was worth it, riiiight?