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bradthecheese

30 Vacaville, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am uncertain I can be objective enough to provide honest adjectives to describe myself so I'll provide you with a dry read of facts. California native, moved around quite a bit as a kid. Longest stints were in the central valley (Fresno area) and Temecula. Moved to Davis for university got a Bachelors of Science in Psychology, no I can't read your mind, don't pray at the alter of Freud and couldn't care less about your Myers & Briggs self-assessment. Wound up staying in the area after graduation due to a lease agreement and wound up in Vacaville for work which unfortunately concluded at the end of July. Decided to return to school at the local community college rather than be a barista. Currently taking pre-requisites in order to apply for masters level equivalency in allied health/medicine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"I'm scraping all I can from the bottom of a jar"
Making tens of dollars caregiving. Y'know makin' bacon so I can buy all those nice aluminum bike parts from Macon, GA.

Living vicariously on the generous vista provided from the shoulders of giants and attempting to follow the bouncing ball across this tenet set forth from Neil Degrasse Tyson: "know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.” How's that for a non-answer?

I'll truncate the list of routine verbs and leave you with these choice activities: listening to music or podcasts, being unproductive in front of a computer screen. cycling, reading (for pleasure more than school), weightlifting (≠ CrossFit™Ⓡ!).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Squinting, cracking myself up, giving unsolicited advice, making outdated references, thousand yard stares, muttering lyrics under my breath and over sharing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a deep reverence for Bad Religion and Classic LoveLine and am perfectly contented watching syndicated episodes of "The Simpsons" and "Top Gear" ad nauseam. Also enjoy reading works which confirm myside biases. Beyond that -

Books - Food: The Key Concepts (Belasco), Omnivore's Dilemma (Pollan), most Mary Roach, the required readings of Twain, anything Dan John (love that guy), some Toni Morrison, and Sherman Alexie less and less.

Movies -
Documentaries: Anvil! The Story of Anvil, Bigger, Stronger, Faster*, Jesus Camp, The King of Kong.
Comedies: most Apatow, Judge, and McKay kinda non-sense. Hamlet 2, Kentucky Fried Movie, This is Spinal Tap, UHF.
Compulsory: Casino, Goodfellas, Léon, Magnolia, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, and most Disney/Pixar animation.

Podcasts - Classic LoveLine, Daves of Thunder, and Low Budget FM, Iron Radio, Roderick on the Line and the Adam Carolla Show depending on the guest.

Music - "The power of the riff compels me." mid-90's alternative rock, pop/skate punk, industrial, and a slew of metal (the more blasphemous, the better. Blast beats, inaudible bass, face melting guitar solos, cookie monster vocals - y'know, the works!). Acapella covers of Frank Zappa also make me weak in the knees.

Food - I like dining in overly self-important establishments with stuffy air and snooty servers to stroke my ego, but most meals prepared at home serve to sate basal needs. I'll eat pretty much anything but often find myself torn between quality and quantity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• iPhone (podcasts, music, internet) for personal amusement and bewitching the natives.
- Bad Religion
- The Simpsons
- Classic LoveLine (suffice for "Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew" to keep it at six)
• Slow food because feel-good gimmickry tastes good
- Sustenance
• Physical activity to regulate affect
- Bicycling
- Free weights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What was I thinking moving to Vacaville?

Recess and lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing "Uh-oh" and hoping everything's gonna be all right?

Vacillating through browser tabs, programming for Saturday morning or reading in preparation of sleep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to start a dialogue because you are genuinely interested in chewing fat and bending ears over a superlative artisanal $5 cup of coffee.