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30 Vacaville, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:35pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Native Californian, although you may be unable to ascertain such knowledge given my lack of Prius, Birkenstocks, granola, and medical marijuana. I did however absorb debt for a liberal arts degree with my name on it from UC Davis which has so far done very little to propel me forward and vault me headlong into adulthood.

I moved west from the shadow of the ivory tower to a trailer park in Vacaville for work and have regretted the decision nearly every day since aforementioned work unfortunately concluded at the end of July. Since that time I have returned to the relative security of academia rather than be a barista, because I honestly haven't found anything else a BS in Psychology qualifies you for. So yeah, fulfilling pre-requisites in order to be eligible for: nurse practitioner, physical therapy and/or physician's assistant. I'll send you a postcard when I get there.

Spoiler alert: I don't care your sportsball team or any sports franchise for that matter. Your alma mater doesn't matter nearly as much as your dura mater. I don't care about your travels but I will enjoy the slideshow. I likely won't fawn over your pet(s) or child(ren). I don't like alcohol and can function without coffee. I guess I've outed myself as a bore and turns out I snore in my sleep. Not looking for sex or marriage, not sure why I am even here. Never read/watched Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, blahblahblah...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

"I'm scraping all I can from the bottom of a jar" making tens of dollars as a caregiver. Trying to be cognizant of all I have seen in this brief flirtation with caregiving and being grateful for what I have in the least "#blessed" way possible. Just being mindful of the "shoulders of giants" on which we tread and trying to follow the basic tenet set forth from Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson: "know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.”

Recreational Activities:
a) Active - Convincing myself I'm straddling the gray area between triathlon and powerlifting.
b) Passive - listening to music or podcasts, being unproductive in front of a computer screen, reading (for pleasure more than school).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Squinting, cracking myself up, giving unsolicited advice, making outdated references, thousand yard stares, and over sharing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a deep reverence for Bad Religion and Classic LoveLine and am perfectly contented watching syndicated episodes of "The Simpsons" and "Top Gear" ad nauseam. Also enjoy reading works which confirm myside biases. Beyond that -

Books - Food: The Key Concepts (Belasco), Omnivore's Dilemma (Pollan), most Mary Roach, the required readings of Twain, anything Dan John (love that guy), some Toni Morrison, and Sherman Alexie less and less.

Movies -
Documentaries: Anvil! The Story of Anvil, Bigger, Stronger, Faster*, Jesus Camp, The King of Kong.
Comedies: most Apatow, Judge, and McKay kinda non-sense. Hamlet 2, Kentucky Fried Movie, This is Spinal Tap, UHF.
Compulsory: Casino, Goodfellas, Léon, Magnolia, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, and most Disney/Pixar animation.

Podcasts - Classic LoveLine, Daves of Thunder, and Low Budget FM, Iron Radio, Roderick on the Line and the Adam Carolla Show depending on the guest.

Music - "The power of the riff compels me." mid-90's alternative rock, pop/skate punk, industrial, and a slew of metal (the more blasphemous, the better. Blast beats, inaudible bass, face melting guitar solos, cookie monster vocals - y'know, the works!). Acapella covers of Frank Zappa also make me weak in the knees.

Food - I like dining in overly self-important establishments with stuffy air and snooty servers to stroke my ego, but most meals prepared at home serve to sate basal needs. I'll eat pretty much anything but often find myself torn between quality and quantity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• iPhone (podcasts, music, internet) for personal amusement and bewitching the natives.
- Bad Religion
- The Simpsons
- Classic LoveLine (suffice for "Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew" to keep it at six)
• Slow food because feel-good gimmickry tastes good
- Sustenance
• Physical activity to regulate affect
- Bicycling
- Free weights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sarcastic remarks
Recess and lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing "Uh-oh" and hoping everything's gonna be all right?

Vacillating through browser tabs, programming for Saturday morning or reading in preparation of sleep.
You should message me if
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you want to start a dialogue because you are genuinely interested in chewing fat and bending ears over a superlative artisanal $5 cup of coffee.