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braeburntaco

27 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in Wyoming and moved to the Seattle area a couple years ago. I play sousaphone and sing a little in a badass renegade marching band, and I really really like learning languages and wandering around the city aimlessly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out with friends, playing inappropriately loud music, and trying as hard as I can to pay my rent on time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spatial awareness, driving (like a lunatic), playing tuba, language, hanging out with animals (mostly cats and dogs, but I've known a friendly bird or two).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't even want to get into it. Vonnegut, Apocalypse Now, Firefly, Chaotic Noise Marching Corps, potatoes?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends/family, phone, car, internet, junk food, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse and what I'd do if I won the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking the fuck out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a fan of the smell of tomato plants. Or if you're fun to be around. Or if you just fuckin' feel like it. I'm pretty receptive.