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braeburntaco

27 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I run around Seattle, play music, and don't sleep enough. I deliver sandwiches for a living and am terrified of my car breaking down more permanently than usual. I'm working on my Spanish in the hopes of finding interpreter/translator work at some point. Braeburn apples are actually bullshit; I've jumped on the Honeycrisp train since creating my dumbass handle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to scrounge up some money to support my ridiculous lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing tuba, singing (sort of), writing, acting, language, dancing, hanging out with animals (mostly cats and dogs, but I've known a friendly bird or two).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't even want to get into it. Vonnegut, Apocalypse Now, Firefly, Chaotic Noise Marching Corps, potatoes?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art in the general sense, internet, friends/family, phone, car, elusive delicious sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Karaoke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rocking the fuck out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a fan of the smell of tomato plants and the taste of cucumbers. Or if you're fun to be around. Or if you just fuckin' feel like it. I'm pretty receptive.