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braeburntaco

26 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I spend most of my time working or romping around Seattle with an awesome renegade marching band. I'm fairly spontaneous. If I see a tree somewhere that I think I can climb I'll probably try. I hate wearing shoes.

I enjoy music, linguistics, and just hanging out around a fire or in someone's living room or on a lake or wherever. I like to think I'm somewhat personable, though I'm usually fairly quiet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing music, wandering, making money, worrying, reading, picking blackberries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with languages and accents. I've been playing tuba for like 15 years now and I like to think I've gotten pretty decent at it. I'm usually really good with animals. I make a mean tuna salad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just finished The Stand and it was fucking phenomenal. Now I'm on to A Canticle for Leibowitz. I enjoyed Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norris, various fantasy novels, The Master and Margarita, American Gods, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Stranger in a Strange Land, and plenty of other things.

I dislike almost no movies - except the 2005 Jodie Foster piece of shit Flightplan. Fuck that thing. Besides that, though, I tend to prefer fantasy, sci-fi, and comedy. Observe and Report is one of my favorite movies. Also, In Bruges. Four Lions is an awesomely dark and hilarious movie as well.

Same goes for TV - I love most of it. Firefly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Breaking Bad, and Archer are some favorites that come to mind.

I'm (un)surprisingly non-discerning when it comes to music as well. I'll love Blink-182 and The Killers forever. Arctic Monkeys are fantastic, I listen to a lot of trap, EDM shit, and catchy pop tunes, Outkast, Gorillaz, the Stones...

When it comes to food I'll try anything twice. My favorite food is the potato - fry it, boil it, even just eat one of those fuckers raw; potatoes don't disappoint.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a fucking rockstar and/or hanging out with my rockstar friends, or out wandering around aimlessly somewhere, or sitting around smoking jazz cigarettes, watching Netflix, and drawing.

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