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36 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey -

I'm Brian.

I love writing witty and subtly sarcastic self-summaries. I just prefer not to skip all the fun parts about meeting and learning about new people. I’ll give you the basics:

- South City
- Jameson, wine, and not beer
- No food chains & I can cook
- Memberships at MoBot, SLAM, Stray Dog, So iLL, and Blast Fitness
- Cardinals, ok. Blues, ok. I enjoyed the World Cup this year. If you're a fan, I'm there. But, I don’t own Pro sports clothing or know the stats for the ‘87 Cardinals.
- More shows, concerts, and events per month than I should admit. This also includes: musicals, plays, burlesque, the occasional french film.
- Dive bars, yes. wine bars, yes. Jazz clubs, Hell Yes. The Grove, yes. Clubs, ok. Clayton, ok. East side, ok.
- Beard, yes. Hipster, no.
- Sarcastic, often funny.
- It would help if you've hiked the Chubb trail and are conflicted about quietly snickering like a 12 year old at the name and also realizing it's not that funny.
- I'm also GGG.

As far as everything else, let’s leave that to real life conversations. Anyone can fake online flirting. I’m looking for someone is who is a Sapiophile, funny, and real. I don’t have any trouble getting dates, but meeting a genuine person is proving to be difficult. I'm still holding out hope this can be a fun experience :)

If you can run a 5k, hold up your end of a conversation, and keep up with me on a normal weekend; then let’s talk.

Also, if you need “negging” to spike your interest in a guy, good luck with that... I believe in quality interdependent people treating each other well. I think this applies to casual and long-term relationships equally. Game play isn't about prowess or confidence. It’s about insecurity and choosing to be shitty. Google the keywords “how to make her crazy about you” and see if anything sounds familiar. Ok, that’s the end of my PSA ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living the dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...finding new events and activities. I like to have fun and explore the city.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not sure you could have favorites. There is too much diversity to enjoy, especially at different times and moods.

I will list a few:

Evil Dead (movie and the musical,) Book of Mormon (the musical,) Anything at Stray Dog theatre, Chasing Amy, The Godfather, Good Fellas, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, STL Shakespeare Festival, Lindsey Stirling, Forest Gump, High Fidelity, Foo Fighters, The Who, Hood Internet, Citizen Cane, The Front Bottoms, Yo Yo Ma, Life of Brian, Mitch Hedberg, Chris Rock, Hannibal Burress, Cardinals. Whitney, Grim, True Blood, Hurt, Seether, Sarah Jane and the Blue Notes, Bacon, Pizza, Sushi, Doctor Who, NPR, TED talks, Citizen Cope, Kim Masse, most good Jazz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Karma and why I'm not living on a beach yet. Also, when I'm going to Machu Picchu or Rome.

Also, how I can be a grown man and still have to use: lol, lmao, :) :P and such in texting and messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the week, usually unwinding from the work week.
You should message me if
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You want to have fun and talk.