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brainsnare

28 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
28 year old dude from an insect infested swamp, helping nerds do nerd things to make video games for nerds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for Lincoln's gold.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ironing shirts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ability to eat an entire pizza without considering the consequences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The paradoxical ramifications of time travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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