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brainymc

27 F Easthampton, MA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love getting out in the Pioneer Valley to do fun things like festivals and fairs, kayaking, hiking, lectures, even a museum or two. I'd love to do that stuff with someone who is also funny, clever, and smart. Maybe that's you. Why don't you message me?

Learning is a big passion of mine, I love that my job allows me to learn new things. I also consume a lot of news (both serious and pop-culture). My ability to play Celebrity is almost savant-like.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a young professional. I love my work and finding ways to be involved with and giving back to the community.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am great at making friends with dogs and cats, in a just this shy of Doctor Dolittle way. I really love animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short but I use big words. I have a very dry sense of humor. So if sarcasm is a challenge for you, take a pass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read everything- John Green to George RR Martin. Also Diana Gabaldon, and also, if you're a dude and you've read Diana Gabaldon, message me right now.

Music: Blues, soul, and I usually have a mean craving for Top 40's hits- I know they're bad for me, but that's that. Also, bluegrass/banjo music is hilarious to drive to, try it sometime. You'll feel like you've got a moonshine still in the back and you're trying to out drive Kevin Costner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my cat Flannery, books, art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to do a better burpee, current events, my job.

Also, why my cat chews on electrical cords.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing after a long week at work, cooking a good meal and catching up with all the TV I missed during the week. I jam pack my weekends with fun, so there's something very rebellious about not going out every Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When nothing's on TV I will immediately watch TLC and be sucked into whatever reality show they are currently peddling. Gypsy weddings? In. Amish race car drivers? Sure. Say Yes to Family Manipulation over Your Wedding Dress? Please.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need to pretend we've known each other for five minutes. I am not going to answer "Hey how r u" messages, because you don't care and I probably don't know.

More positively: Message me if you're smart and funny and a little creative. Or you have a lot of good stories. Or a cool dog.