I'm really funny and clever and smart. I can do killer quips and my sense of humor is pretty absurd. I'm no-nonsense. I don't really want to deal with your problems or your laundry. Especially not your laundry.
What I want to do is interesting things: festivals, craft fairs, kayaking, dog walking, going to lectures and concerts, cool restaurants and art museums. I'd love to do that stuff with someone who is also funny, clever, and smart. Maybe that's you. Who knows!