• Middle-gray sheep.
• Macro-introvert, micro-extrovert.
• Awesome family.
• Midwest transplant (Madison, Milwaukee, Wisconsin).
• Grammar police officer.
• Exercise is boring, but I'll play a sport anytime.
• Anti-pop (Bud Light, Billboard, reality TV, etc.).
• Packers fan, but it's just someone throwing a ball.
• A t-shirt covers up a few tattoos.
• Lazily saving the planet.
• Snowboarder.
• I'm told that I possess a great deal of moral integrity.

• Freelance IT/Apple consultant.
• House/techno DJ/producer.
• Mechanical Enginerd.
• Concert attendee.

• Mixing records
• Mathematics
• Eyesight
• Pool
• Programming synthesizers
• Blurring the line between sincerity and sarcasm
• Strumming guitars
• The phonetic alphabet
• Trivia
• Flossing
• Keyboard shortcuts

My eyes. If you make me smile, my dimples.

Music: Radiohead, Aphex Twin, Sigur Ros, Daft Punk, Animal Collective, Pink Floyd, Mogwai, Kraftwerk, Gary Numan, Queen, Madlib, Ween

Movies: Hitchcock, John Carpenter, Heat, Amadeus, Tarantino, Sling Blade, Coen Brothers, David Fincher, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Love Actually, Christopher Nolan

Books: Ishmael, Walden, Meditations of Marcus Aurelius

TV: Cash Cab, The Daily Show, Jeopardy, The League, Arrested Development

• Wikipedia
• Helvetica
• Sleep
• Kick Drums
• iPhone
• Keyboard Shortcuts

• Dining, drinking
• Checking out a band/DJ
• Using laptops on the couch
• Playing Apples to Apples
• Making the "boom-chk-tok-chk"

I love Enya.

• you have enough vivacity to power a midsize battleship.
• you were on the honor roll, and in detention.
• you can look at the lens while taking a selfie.
• Green Velvet is a musician, not a fabric.