Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Brak...
Ten Random Facts About Me:
1. i love animals especially rats, cats, and fish
2. i am fascinated by parasites
3. i have a 17th century amish cell phone. i cannot text.
4. i'm very flexible, but not in a slutty way
5. coffee and alcohol are anathema to me
6. i still suck my thumb
7. i exercise regularly and i enjoy it
8. i have a bazillion food allergies
9. sometimes i make art quilts
10. texas will always be my home
according to my friends, i have a Rare Aura of Weirdness. i'm not
sure if that is true- i'm waiting for someone with a more objective
viewpoint to come along and tell me. i am also interested in making
new friends who will cocoon me in more sweet, sweet lies.
i don't much care for dating or relationships, but i don't do well
with groups of strangers (meetup ugh) which is why i'm here trying
to make friends on a dating site. it has actually worked
surprisingly well... you should try it! (hint hint)
What I’m doing with my life
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i am a biology major (aspiring veterinarian with a special interest
in ichthyology/aquatic animal medicine and shelter medicine) with a
checkered educational past. for now, i live in california during
the school year and work at a vet clinic in central texas over the
when i am not in school, i spend my days trying to keep busy-
climbing, cooking, reading (perpetually reading), injuring myself
with crossfit, making messes (and then cleaning up the messes),
playing sims, and goofing off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making cookies and killing fleas, but not usually at the same time
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm unbelievably shy and unbearably quiet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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some of my favorite authors are kurt vonnegut, kafka, and A.M.
Homes, but i also enjoy popular science- especially virology or
paleontology (anything with a field expedition), buddhist books (as
long as they aren't too psycho-babble) like those by Pema Chodron.
i'll read pretty much anything except series like romance, western,
or sci-fi (yes, i can hear you booing!!)
i'm not big into movies or tv, but i have been doing way too much
glowboxing since returning to school and am dismayed to find that i
gravitate towards crappy police dramas or ridiculously girly
different sounds are good for different activities so i could be
listening to classic piano, britney spears, joni mitchell, tech
n9ne, korn, balmorhea, MIA, peaches, rasputina, cat stevens, or
tori amos depending on what else is happening at the time.
food is awesome when it doesn't hurt me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. the sky
4. an imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many cannibals are left in the world? is it worse, ethically
speaking, to develop bio-weaponry or pharmaceuticals? are men
really people or just lizard brains? how many kittens can i fit in
that basket? what if i had ebola? when do i get to see/touch/eat a
coelacanth? why are women so scary? where can i get some pure
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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saliva disgusts me more than poop
You should message me if
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getting started, try telling me what we have in common or asking me
about a part of my profile that interested you. maybe throw in a
question so i have something to respond to. reference captain
but take note: respect goes a long way with me. be nice, okay?
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