Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll level with you right here, right now. I rolled low for
Charisma. Like, an 8. You can tell because I'm communicating this
in RPG terms despite knowing that most people wont get it. But
that's ok, because I prefer the people that do.
If the above paragraph isn't clear enough, I'm a huge nerd. Or a
hipster with a hell of a denial complex. Either way, most things
about me fit into a box labeled "GEEKERY" in large black letters.
Things like "knows how to assemble a computer" and "writes D&D
campaigns featuring enemies which are actually living pastries"
comprise a large amount of this box's contents, but there's also a
bit of "brews his own beer" and "could probably survive on wild
edibles alone" representing another good chunk of space. I should
also probably mention that my fashion choices of gauged ears and
cowboy boots have been called "delightfully odd". Yeah,
"delightfully odd" could be my summary all on its own. But I'm
Day-to-day, though, I'm a normal enough guy. I get up early and go
to work where i design computer systems that keep chemical plants
from exploding. I probably eat too much pho and drink too much iced
coffee during the week. I go running after work to combat the
excess calories gained from said pho and coffee. I really enjoy
gaming online with my younger brothers who live too far away for me
to see as often as I like. And I like to read before bed. Ok, I
like to read *comics* before I go to bed.
As for the sort of woman I like...she's probably at least somewhat
atypical. She's into nerdy stuff. She stomps about in the woods
examining mushrooms and bugs. She drinks dark beers. She prefers
jeans and boots to dresses and heels. She runs in the park, And,
most importantly, she likes to read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in an office. I shoot bows. I go on long drives. I run a
lot. I've played many new and interesting board games recently. But
mostly, I sleep. Really. Like, 6-8 hours a day. I've also recently
began fencing. With longswords. You know, knightly stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Navigating. My friends say I'm a homing pigeon.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have blue eyes, heavy framed black glasses (sometimes), and size
00g holes in my ears. I suspect those are the winners most often,
but my odd, somewhat loud laugh can generally attract a lot of
But maybe it's just that I'm funny looking. You be the judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've developed a Vonnegut habit. So it goes.
The last movie I really enjoyed was Moonrise Kingdom. It's a bit
quirky and odd, as most Wes Anderson films are, and I enjoy that.
It was also nice to see Bruce Willis playing a character for
Adventure Time and Game of Thrones are all I've kept up with
lately. I tend to watch a lot of cartoons. Judge me all you like, I
think animation is awesome and I'm not changing my mind about it
just because I'm a "grownup".
I play a lot of Borderlands 2 with my brothers. We all live kind of
far apart, so it's a good way for us to enjoy each others company.
I also like board games. A friend of mine got me into Settlers of
Catan and it's just snowballed from there.
I like a lot of different styles of music, but lately I've been
alternating between just two bands. Die Antwoord and The Lumineers.
It's odd. Die Antwoord makes me want to dance and The Lumineers
make me want to sing in public. I think they might be driving me
I like basically all of the food. Seriously. If you can cook, we
can be friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't anything I couldn't stand to lose really besides the
basic components for life, but if I had to choose ( in no
printed books - To hell with Kindles and Nooks!
dark tea - Sweet nectar of the gods...I may have a problem.
soft pencils - Because H/HB is clearly inferior to B.
musical instruments - One man band, baby!
mexican food - If you can make tamales, I'll buy your ring asap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about some really odd stuff. Sometimes, I think about what
it's like to not think about said stuff, but that usually results
in an existential crisis and I'm forced to read really depressing
poetry to make myself feel better. Ok, not really. But the idea
amused me, so I decided to share.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to go out to beer pubs and do in depth research on different
styles of beer. Sometimes 4-5 in a sitting, but usually less. After
that, it's either time to go to a friends place for board games or
home to sleep like bear in mid-winter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One of my ears is slightly lower than the other. It makes my
glasses sit slightly crooked.
Really though, I tend to over-think everything. The bravado and ego
are just a front. Mostly. Usually.
You should message me if
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If you know what my username references, you'll leave me rather
impressed by telling me so in a message. But really, I'm here to
meet people, so you should definitely shoot me a message if you
want to skip the formality and do something fun.
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