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24 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 5:17pm
White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a summary, but I've decided that this absurd video is better.

Autotune > biography

But I guess I should say at least a little bit. My name is Trey. I'm a calm, quiet person and I spend a lot of time inside my head. I like to sing when I'm sure no one is listening. I like to be outside in nature even in poor weather. I dedicate a large portion of my time to learning and I consume news articles, documentaries, and books voraciously. I'm currently studying brewing (as in beer) and my first brew is in the fermenter. I'm also an aspiring bowyer, but good wood is hard to come by around here. I tend to make jokes out of everything. I rant about people sometimes. I have a cool head most of the time except while I'm merging into 4pm traffic. Ok, that's enough seriousness. Back to making a my regular, goofy self!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in an office. I shoot bows. I go on road trips. I work out (lots of running these days). I've played many new and interesting board games recently. But mostly, I sleep. Really. Like, 6-8 hours a day. Oh, and the newest thing I'm doing is getting ready to go back to school. Hopefully for a real engineering degree this time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Navigating. My friends say I'm a homing pigeon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have blue eyes, heavy framed black glasses (sometimes), and size 00g holes in my ears. I suspect those are the winners most often, but my odd, somewhat loud laugh can generally attract a lot of attention too.

But maybe it's just that I'm funny looking. You be the judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now, I'm reading "Catcher in the Rye". Holden Caulfield is my nemesis.

The last movie I really enjoyed was Moonrise Kingdom. It's a bit quirky and odd, as most Wes Anderson films are, and I enjoy that. It was also nice to see Bruce Willis playing a character for once.

Adventure Time and Game of Thrones are all I've kept up with lately. I tend to watch a lot of cartoons. Judge me all you like, I think animation is awesome and I'm not changing my mind about it just because I'm a "grownup".

I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto V with my brothers. We all live kind of far apart, so it's a good way for us to enjoy each others company. I also like board games. A friend of mine got me into Settlers of Catan and it's just snowballed from there.

I like a lot of different styles of music, but lately I've been alternating between just two bands. Die Antwoord and The Lumineers. It's odd. Die Antwoord makes me want to dance and The Lumineers make me want to sing in public. I think they might be driving me insane...

I like basically all of the food. Seriously. But if I had to pick a favorite thing, I'd probably go with pork tamales with a bucket of hot salsa.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't anything I couldn't stand to lose really besides the basic components for life, but if I had to choose ( in no particular order):

road trips
printed books - To hell with Kindles and Nooks!
dark tea - Sweet nectar of the gods...I may have a problem.
soft pencils - Because H/HB is clearly inferior to B.
musical instruments - One man band, baby!
mexican food - If you can make tamales, I'll buy your ring asap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about some really odd stuff. Sometimes, I think about what it's like to not think about said stuff, but that usually results in an existential crisis and I'm forced to read really depressing poetry to make myself feel better. Ok, not really. But the idea amused me, so I decided to share.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My "Friday" is actually on Thursday! And I usually kick it off with pizza and beer at The Bull and Bear, my regular pub. Feel free to pop in some evening and drag me away. But you know, figuratively. Kidnapping is a third date activity after all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my ears is slightly lower than the other and I have an indentation on one of my fingers from lots of writing and drawing.

Really though, I tend to overthink everything. Especially conversations with people I don't know well. It's like a social chess match for me. So if we meet and I seem quiet, I'm probably just weighing my words so I don't say something dumb or awkward.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think junk food, go-karts, board games, and a craft beer bar sound like a fun night out, I'm your guy.