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42 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:11pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Transplanted here from England via a long stint in FL. I am going to try to find enjoyment even in the worst situations somehow.

I don't have time for negativity and have a very dry sense of humor which is often mistaken for people thinking I am completely off my rocker.

The way I view people who have a problem with me is that it is their problem and I suggest they seek professional help. Live and let live and life is so much easier when one gives and gets honesty. As stated earlier if someone has a problem with me or what I say...get help.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work for the creative department for a successful Minneapolis business in the area of style, beauty, health, art and lifestyle.
I’m really good at
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Using common sense and logic to figure out things. i.e. Problem solving computer glitches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am not from Minnesota, or even America. Rather white Englishman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Good ones. Non-fiction. Good music because it transcends all time and genres. Favorite food revolves around most options for breakfast. As I am not a culinary expert though I'll try most things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Access to current events. iPhone®. (I receive compensation from Apple® for mentioning that, as well as my Apple® laptop). Tea. Women with an understanding of the British sense of humor. My glasses because I need them to see.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Common sense and ways to make Art for Profit™.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making the most out of my time, and enjoying it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dated Casey Anthony after she was acquitted.
You should message me if
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1. You realize I was joking about Casey Anthony. 2. You would like to take part in the Mark™ Brand of Love Sweepstakes. Please message me for guidelines and an official application form if you would like more information.