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brandnewkeyes

29 F Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I like laughing (who doesn't), relaxing (who doesn't), watching some shows/movies, people watching, camping and generally being outdoors (always my escape growing up, and it's even better when i'm surrounded by redwoods).
What I’m doing with my life
I've been living in Oakland for over 2 years, and I love it. I am a veterinary receptionist in the Temescal area at a very busy clinic. I sometimes find myself thinking about moving out of state, and I may have a specific city in mind, but it has yet to be the right time.
I’m really good at
random trivia and keeping [relatively] calm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quiet up until the sarcasm kicks in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Youth in Revolt by C. D. Payne, and books by Chuck Palahniuk. I guess i mostly like the weirdly funny books. Also, i'm kind of a fan of the Hunger Games trilogy.

Movies: Star Wars Original Trilogy especially The Empire Strikes Back, Dazed and Confused, Jurassic Park, Anchorman, Mean Girls, Garden State, Life as a House, The Never Ending Story, The Last Unicorn, the Devil Wears Prada, Empire Records, Shawshank Redemption, the Way Way Back, and the Hangover.

TV Shows: modern family, Mad Men, 30 Rock, The Office, Parenthood, the Mindy Project, How I Met Your Mother, Party Down, the Walking Dead, Happy Endings (it got canceled...sad), Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Girls, Looking, Broad City, The Following, and a few "horrible" reality shows

Music: The Strokes, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, The Lumineers, Sarah McLachlan (long time fan), Death Cab for Cutie, and a whoooooole lot of other bits from various artists/albums (311-The Roots-Les Miserables).
The six things I could never do without
my mom, my friends, my animals, water (it's the only thing that can quench my thirst), phone, and my car (it takes me where i need to go)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if i forgot something...I probably did.
On a typical Friday night I am
with my friends, or at least that's what I'd like to be doing, but often times I work that night and over the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
this isn't really so much private, as it is a random fact about me, but my absolute favorite smell in the world is smoke, like campfire type smoke. most people hate that when they go home after camping all of their stuff smells like smoke, but i love it so much!

also, i use ellipses A LOT...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you can make me laugh! a good sense of humor is VERY important.