I'm not your stereo typical southern guy. I tend to be the one who
proudly does the exact opposite of what's popular. For an example,
if you live in Georgia... You must like football. Well, I happen to
hate it. The fans have ruined the sport by taking it way too
serious. Must hunt.... Sorry, Im NOT going to wake up at the butt
crack of dawn, climb a spider infested tree just to creep on Bambi.
Must have a lifted truck.... Well that sucks because my truck is
lowered. As you can tell, I'm not a redneck. That seems to be what
every girl in Georgia wants.. So if you wear camo, I won't be
interested. There is nothing attractive about looking like a tree.
If you can't Handel sarcasm, you definitely can't handle me. I'll
make you cry. I'm a lover not a fighter, so if you naturally have
an attitude, don't bother messaging me. If you're full of drama, I
won't waste your time. So basically, I want a mature realionship.
I'm so passed all the bullshit. I have learned that a "bad bitch"
is a "crazy bitch" So I will have no part in that emotional, bi
polar, schizophrenic, psychotic, behavioral disorder commonly found
in females. If this bio offended you then good. You deserve a big
bowl of "grow the fuck up". If you're laughing your ass off, then
we will get along just fine ☺️
What I’m doing with my life
If I say being a rockstar.. I have the feeling I'm getting
judged... So the answer to this is being a rockstar.
I’m really good at
Making your mom love me.
Saying awkward stuff
Collecting animals... (German Shepard, bearded dragon, 4 turtles,
and 2 snakes)
Cuddling. Does that even count??
The first things people usually notice about me
My guages, lip ring. And tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies- finding nemo, the dark night, august rush
Food- southern BBQ, hot wings, (any bar food)
Music- late 90's/early 2000's Rock, acoustic rock, a day to
The six things I could never do without
Brushing my teeth
My Taylor guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lyrics. And weekend plans. And of course bills
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what I'm doing that night. Open for the random
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I killed my pet fish so my pet snake would have a nicer tank.
You should message me if
Your a fun person to be around. If your ok with me having a 2yr
old, and ok with me having snakes. Music is also a big deal.