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brandonjuhl

38 M Mercer Island, WA

I’m looking for

  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a wonderful girlfriend who is both bisexual and poly, and she's really interested in the two of us having a threesome with another bisexual woman. So, that's why I've decided to make my OKC profile visible again: to try to find that woman who will help us fulfill that fantasy.

I believe in the interconnectedness of all anti-oppression work because the intersectionality of oppression requires us to fight all of it all at the same time. Racism, sexism, classism, speciesism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. are all interconnected like interlocking puzzle pieces, and therefore when doing anti-oppression work you can't make social progress in one area (like animal rights) at the expense of another (setting back women's rights), which is a lesson I really wish PeTA would learn.

I'm an ethical vegan (to the point where I would not seriously date a meat-eater), I teach high school English (including a Sci Fi class), and I read a lot. I enjoy all kinds of movies, hiking, walking, cooking, talking about current events, history, philosophy, politics, etc. I believe in working for animal and human rights. I'm an atheist. I'm pretty complicated and I find it difficult to sum myself up in a few paragraphs. I've written a sci fi novel that I have yet to get published. I'm not particularly materialistic. I enjoy karaoke, board games, and social satire. I have a wonderful, supportive family, great friends and co-workers, and I love the Pacific Northwest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm teaching kids and trying to support every good cause I can to make the world better for human and non-human animals, including protecting the environment. I'm trying to increase my own knowledge of the multiverse every day and be there for my family and friends to help and support them in any way they need. Also, I am having fun, as you can see from these videos taken on the almost-last-day of my semester-long Sci Fi class when we had a Sci Fi dance party: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNonNioGeYg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7daFGjjo9s
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, paper mache, writing, teaching, conversing about things that matter to me, cuddling/snuggling, holding hands, kissing, sex, making simple yet delicious vegan meals, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had a few people tell me my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list, but a sampling would be:
Books: The Phantom Tollbooth, Diet for a New America, the Harry Potter books, anything by Stephen King, Alice Walker, John Steinbeck, or Mark Twain, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, Black Boy, The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, Their Eyes Were Watching God ...
Movies: The Blues Brothers, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, Star Wars (original trilogy), Star Trek franchise movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Get Low, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Mr. Deeds Goes to Town, A Nightmare on Elm Street (original), Halloween (original), The Woman in Black, The Color Purple, Once Upon a Time When We Were Colored, One False Move, Iron-Jawed Angels, Aliens, Kingpin, almost any Woody Allen movie, Philadelphia, The Joy Luck Club, The Truman Show, The Matrix, Cloud Atlas, Playing By Heart, Better Than Chocolate, Like Water for Chocolate, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E.T., Raiders of the Lost Ark and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Edward Scissorhands, Roger & Me, Capitalism: A Love Story, Primal Fear, Keeping the Faith, Chloe, Meet the Parents, Cyrus, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Spiderman trilogy, The Evil Dead trilogy, most Judd Apatow movies, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Something's Gotta Give, Glory, Bruce Almighty, Monster's Ball, Bringing Up Baby, Monkey Business, And Then There Were None, almost any movie directed by Peter Jackson, Revolutionary Road, Blade Runner, Serenity, Pixar movies, almost anything directed by Wes Anderson, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz ...
TV shows: Jeopardy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Simpsons, Futurama, Psych, Mythbusters, The Walking Dead
Food: anything good and veganlicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends
Cuteness (kittens, puppies, etc.)
Veganism
Intellectual stimulation
Sensual and sexual pleasure
Being able to spend time out appreciating Nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human condition
The state of the world
My life: past, present, future
Injustice, oppression, and how to reduce them
The environment
Politics
Philosophy
Literature
What-if hypothetical scenarios
The people for whom I care and whom I love
Sex
The universe/multiverse
The nature of reality
Science and technology
Psychology
Sociology
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, either reading or perusing the Internet (or reading stuff on the Internet) or watching a movie.

However, if I were dating someone who wanted to go out on Friday nights and hit the town, I'd be just as happy doing that. I'm pretty flexible that way. I can appreciate being a home-body but also enjoy getting out into the world and socializing, having adventures. It's all about balance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The reason I left my wife and that we got divorced is because she was verbally, emotionally, and psychologically abusing me and I finally realized she was never going to change.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are vegan (or vegetarian), and are interested in potentially having a threesome with me and my bisexual and poly girlfriend.