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31 Lexington, KY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:11am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I've been told that online dating sites are filled with insane girls, so I figured I should filter out the weirdos by asking some serious questions. Please answer carefully:

1) Have you at any point in your life been a fan of Nickelback?

This is all.

Tickets are now on sale at ticketmaster and all major ticket outlets to meet me, hurry fast before this show is sold out.

I am a goofball, witty, and think laughter and happiness are what makes the world spin on its axis. Looks fade, personalities change, but if you focus on making your partner smile you will both be happy for the rest of your lives.

Single, my mother thinks I am the single greatest human alive, I wear matching socks, have my own place, and a good job.

I love to travel, love Kentucky basketball, and I have an extreme case of tunnel vision. Proper grammar makes me happy. I have been the best man in a wedding 8 times.

I don't like online dating because it leaves little to the imagination. I want to get to know getting to know you. I try not to be too judgmental while reading profiles because you may miss out on amazing, when you are looking for it. Forest/trees type scenario.

I have also lost about 60 pounds....still working on that 6 pack, only this time it doesn't have hops in it.

If you want to know more, message me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wooing women with the sweet sounds of my jazz trumpet, saving babies, inventing cures for diseases that don't exist, trying to find the most comfortable sleep spot on my bed, teaching Criss Angel magic tricks, writing presidential speeches, creating world peace, just to name a few.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, Total Money Makeover (yeah, I know), Bounce Back, any biography.

Movies - Boondock Saints, LOTR, Harry Potter, Tombstone

TV - Sopranos, Walking Dead, Deadliest Catch, Duck Dynasty, sports.

Music - this could go on and on..... DMB, John Mayer, Lil Wayne, JayZ, Mumford an Sons, Avett Brothers, Trombone Shorty, Damien Rice, Coldplay, Eric Church
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, family, toothbrush, toothpaste, friends, and a smile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the most private thing I am willing to admit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recharging my batteries.
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You should message me if
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You want to meet someone fun, energetic, sarcastic, a southern gentleman, and will bend over backwards to make you smile.