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28 M Lansing, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My name is Tristan. I enjoy sunshine, snow, and long walks on the beach. I'm a pretty happy and positive person, and I try to follow the Golden Rule in all my worldly interactions. I like just hanging out outside, maybe splitting wood or playing hacky sack, whatever tickles my fancy. I like anyone who is warm and compassionate. I also enjoy cozying up with a partner in front of a warm fire and cuddlin' all night long. I am a lover, not a fighter.

I usually play it cool, but some things really piss me off, like the game "Scattergories". It's too political. One time the category was "something you yell" and the letter was w. I said "white bastard," which someone actually yelled at me before, and my brother and step-sister wouldn't accept it. I had to form an alliance with my dad to get it through, because he claimed someone yelled that at him before too. Later I was so pissed off at the game that in the category of "on the map" I said "hair", because a piece of someone's hair could be physically on top of a map. No one accepted it and I quit the damned game. Bunch of bullshit, man.

I'm pretty flaky. I'm prone to wild mood-swings; I can be the happiest person in the world one moment and the saddest or most indifferent person in the world in the next. I forget important things and remember totally useless or uninteresting things.

If I see an attractive female my eyes will generally pop out of my head, my pupils will turn into hearts, my tongue will hang out, and an "AH-OOO-GAH" noise will play. Do not be alarmed if you see this happen to me.

I was a pretty typical case of arrested development, but now I'm starting to reach my full potential. I dropped out of MSU for reasons of nutcasery. Then I went to LCC and got an AAS in environmental technology. Now I'm studying computer science through a local program. Soon I will be the most well-educated unemployed person in Lansing

I work out daily. Soon I will be a veritable Brad Pitt, only without the attitude. By the way, he played me perfectly in Legends of the Fall.

I like to play basketball. I'm no good at it, but I still have fun. I can beat my taller brother. Then I like to sing, "You got beat, you got beat, you got beat by your little bro; you got beat, you got beat, you got beat by your little bro." It's not as good as "you got beat by your own son," which I use on my dad, but a good taunt nonetheless.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be humble and happy.
I’m really good at
Making wise-cracks about soccer, like "Damn, that goalie has two saves, he must be on fire today" or "Someone might actually be able to score if they made the net stretch the whole width of the field". I consider myself a very cosmopolitan, modern man in touch with global culture, but soccer just sucks too much to ignore.

I'm also good at quoting certain television series. My favorites are The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy. I don't have cable or satellite service so I don't get to watch many of the modern awesome shows, like The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

I'm also awesome at Soul Caliber. They should have just stopped making fighting games after Soul Caliber came out, because that is the best one ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits. My face is up here, jerks!

Often I let my hair grow out and I look homeless. People probably notice that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Geek Love, Fathers and Sons, Catch-22, 1984, Ender's Game, Huckleberry Finn, Lolita, Nine Stories, Black Boy, Dune

I read Shakespeare, yet I don't actually LIKE it. Something about the plays make me compelled to read them. I don't know what it is. Some of the plays are pretty stupid. Othello and King Lear are decent.

Movies: Paths of Glory, Doubt, Motorcycle Diaries, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, 12 Angry Men, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Music: Too much to mention

I also like to watch anime, although I don't often get to do so. My favorite series is Ranma 1/2.
The six things I could never do without
I can do without a lot of stuff, quite frankly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics. Politics and poker.

Nah, mainly politics. I'm obsessed with politics. Yet, I generally don't like to talk about politics with someone I disagree with. I don't want someone to hate me just because of my political views. For myself, if I find out someone is politically right-wing, it immediately lowers my opinion of them. I still try to keep an open mind though. I sometimes think the reason I think about politics so much is because I'm lacking something in my personal life.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about secondary sexual characteristics, and how awesome they are. Sex. SEEEEEEX.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either sleeping or fighting crime in my superhero get-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a squirter. If I achieve a state of intense sexual arousal, a mysterious white substance will issue forth. This can be rather alarming!

Also, I own a house.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to play.
You want to discuss nerd topics like Star Trek: TNG or Babylon 5.
You want to talk about politics.
You want to touch my hair.
You want to mess me up.
You know what I'm talking about when I say "Creme Brulee, Creme Brulee! Burnt...Cream...Burnt...Cream!
The phrase "Lance Romance" amuses you.
You don't take yourself too seriously.

I love messages though. Tell me what's on your mind.