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29 Lansing, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:17am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Tristan. I am looking for a relationship that could grow into something serious; a soul mate, a yin to my yang, a small thermal exhaust port right below my main port. Someone human.

But, humanity is not as cut and dry as it may seem. As I have lived my life, I've come to the conclusion that many people are not quite human. There is an empathy that a large portion of humans seem to lack. I know because I don't think I used to have it. Over time though, I've become a happier man because I cultivated it, and I enjoy life more than I used to.

I work for a local government. I like snuggling, cuddling, and kissing. I like nature. I like games. I like books. I like physical human contact. I like to put a pair of socks down by my crotch and act like its a big, floppy wang. Lowercase wang, not An Wang from Wang Computers, although that would be pretty funny too.

I have no idea what to say to anyone. I am extremely awkward until I feel comfortable around someone. My defense mechanism is to not say much to anyone. It's too bad, because I'm a barrel of laughs!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be humble and happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making wise-cracks about soccer, like "Damn, that goalie has two saves, he must be on fire today" or "Someone might actually be able to score if they made the net stretch the whole width of the field". I consider myself a very cosmopolitan, modern man in touch with global culture, but soccer just sucks too much to ignore.

I'm also good at quoting certain television series. My favorites are The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy. I don't have cable or satellite service so I don't get to watch many of the modern awesome shows, like The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

I'm also awesome at Soul Caliber. They should have just stopped making fighting games after Soul Caliber came out, because that is the best one ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tits. My face is up here, jerks!

Often I let my hair grow out and I look homeless. People probably notice that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Geek Love, Fathers and Sons, Catch-22, 1984, Ender's Game, Huckleberry Finn, Lolita, Nine Stories, Black Boy, Dune

Movies: Paths of Glory, Doubt, Motorcycle Diaries, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, 12 Angry Men, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Music: Too much to mention, but I do love Morrissey!

I also like to watch anime, although I don't often get to do so. My favorite series is Ranma 1/2.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without a lot of stuff, quite frankly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pretty much every corporation ever will do its best to screw you over in some way.

Fantasizing about surviving an apocalyptic situation. I have to keep the flame burning.

Why I'm polite to people that I absolutely despise.

Also, I spend a lot of time thinking about secondary sexual characteristics, and how awesome they are. Sex. SEEEEEEX.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping or fighting crime in my superhero get-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a squirter. If I achieve a state of intense sexual arousal, a mysterious white substance will issue forth. This can be rather alarming!

Also, I own a house.
You should message me if
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Any reason except commercial solicitation.