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  • Ages 18–35
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My details

Last online
Today – 1:20pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Wants kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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My name is Tristan. I am a software developer for a local engineering company. I like snuggling, cuddling, and kissing. I like nature. I like games. I like books. I like physical human contact. I like to put a pair of socks down by my crotch and act like its a big, floppy wang. Lowercase wang, not An Wang from Wang Computers, although that would be pretty funny too.

I deplore racism and nationalism. I believe in human rights and social justice, but please don't assume that means I like everyone.

I'm a big Noam Chomsky fan. I wish more people discussed the issues he raises.

I have a prominent vein under my left eye that I used to hate, but now I like it.

I'm nice and I like other people who are nice. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to convince people that the South should secede. We'd all be much happier if they left.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sarcastic comments about everything. One time when I was in middle school, I told someone, "Thank you, Dr. Obvious." He responded with, "Who is Dr. Omnius?" Dumbass.

Quoting the Simpsons.

I'm also awesome at Soul Caliber. They should have just stopped making fighting games after Soul Caliber came out, because that is the best one ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tits. My face is up here, jerks!

Often I let my hair grow out and I look homeless. People probably notice that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Geek Love, Fathers and Sons, Catch-22, 1984, Ender's Game, Huckleberry Finn, Lolita, Nine Stories, Black Boy, Dune

Movies: Paths of Glory, Doubt, Motorcycle Diaries, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, 12 Angry Men, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Music: Too much to mention, but I do love Morrissey!

I also like to watch anime, although I don't often get to do so. My favorite series is Ranma 1/2.

I love to play trivia games and I watch Jeopardy all the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without a lot of stuff, quite frankly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pretty much every corporation ever will do its best to screw you over in some way.

Fantasizing about surviving an apocalyptic situation. I have to keep the flame burning.

Why I'm polite to people that I absolutely despise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping or fighting crime in my superhero get-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a squirter. If I achieve a state of intense sexual arousal, a mysterious white substance will issue forth. This can be rather alarming!

Also, I own a house.
You should message me if
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Any reason except commercial solicitation.