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29 M Lansing, MI

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  • Ages 23–30
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Last Online
Today – 2:14pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Tristan. I enjoy sunshine, snow, and long walks on the beach. I'm a pretty happy and positive person, and I try to follow the Golden Rule in all my worldly interactions. I like just hanging out outside, maybe splitting wood or playing hacky sack, whatever tickles my fancy. I like anyone who is warm and compassionate. I also enjoy cozying up with a partner in front of a warm fire and cuddlin' all night long. I am a lover, not a fighter.

I usually play it cool, but some things really piss me off, like the game "Scattergories". It's too political. One time the category was "something you yell" and the letter was w. I said "white bastard," which someone actually yelled at me before, and my brother and step-sister wouldn't accept it. I had to form an alliance with my dad to get it through, because he claimed someone yelled that at him before too. Later I was so pissed off at the game that in the category of "on the map" I said "hair", because a piece of someone's hair could be physically on top of a map. No one accepted it and I quit the damned game. Bunch of bullshit, man.

I'm pretty flaky. I'm prone to wild mood-swings; I can be the happiest person in the world one moment and the saddest or most indifferent person in the world in the next. I forget important things and remember totally useless or uninteresting things.

If I see an attractive female my eyes will generally pop out of my head, my pupils will turn into hearts, my tongue will hang out, and an "AH-OOO-GAH" noise will play. Do not be alarmed if you see this happen to me.

I was a pretty typical case of arrested development, but now I'm starting to reach my full potential. I dropped out of MSU for reasons of nutcasery. Then I went to LCC and got an AAS in environmental technology. Now I'm studying computer science through a local program. I am also an intern for a local government.

I like to play basketball. I'm no good at it, but I still have fun. I can beat my taller brother. Then I like to sing, "You got beat, you got beat, you got beat by your little bro; you got beat, you got beat, you got beat by your little bro." It's not as good as "you got beat by your own son," which I use on my dad, but a good taunt nonetheless.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to be humble and happy.
I’m really good at
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Making wise-cracks about soccer, like "Damn, that goalie has two saves, he must be on fire today" or "Someone might actually be able to score if they made the net stretch the whole width of the field". I consider myself a very cosmopolitan, modern man in touch with global culture, but soccer just sucks too much to ignore.

I'm also good at quoting certain television series. My favorites are The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy. I don't have cable or satellite service so I don't get to watch many of the modern awesome shows, like The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

I'm also awesome at Soul Caliber. They should have just stopped making fighting games after Soul Caliber came out, because that is the best one ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tits. My face is up here, jerks!

Often I let my hair grow out and I look homeless. People probably notice that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Geek Love, Fathers and Sons, Catch-22, 1984, Ender's Game, Huckleberry Finn, Lolita, Nine Stories, Black Boy, Dune

Movies: Paths of Glory, Doubt, Motorcycle Diaries, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, 12 Angry Men, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Music: Too much to mention

I also like to watch anime, although I don't often get to do so. My favorite series is Ranma 1/2.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without a lot of stuff, quite frankly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pretty much every corporation ever will do its best to screw you over in some way.

Fantasizing about surviving an apocalyptic situation. I have to keep the flame burning.

Also, I spend a lot of time thinking about secondary sexual characteristics, and how awesome they are. Sex. SEEEEEEX.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping or fighting crime in my superhero get-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a squirter. If I achieve a state of intense sexual arousal, a mysterious white substance will issue forth. This can be rather alarming!

Also, I own a house.
You should message me if
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Any reason except commercial solicitation.