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  • Ages 21-35
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My details

Last online
Jul 8, 2014
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6' 4" (1.94m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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I'm English, and currently split my time between London and Michigan. I drink too much, ride motorbikes, have a shitty beard and a fucked sense of humour.

If we meet I can guarantee you won't wake up the next morning as a disembodied head in a jar as I don't have any jars.

I've more or less given up messaging people who pop up under matches, so if you feel like chatting, you're going to have to message first...
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm writing very, very dull corporate code so I can buy motorcycles and visas at whim.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screaming SLAYER in client meetings, then denying it.

Working out what the least appropriate thing to say would be, then saying it, then laughing like a man who's seen a nun get hit by a mobile abortion truck driven by militant gays.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm enormous, loud, shaven headed, shitty-bearded and I'm generally swathed in leather, coupled with the latest in fuck-off boots.

When all that settles in, people generally realise I'm a bit of a gobshite, and that I shouldn't be left around children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: William Gibson, Iain (M) Banks, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Herbert, Michael Marshall Smith, Greg Bear, Isaac Asimov, Alastair Reynolds, Margaret Atwood, Hilary Mantel

Music: Ministry, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Rabbit Junk, Atari Teenage Riot, Bach, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Cyanotic, Die Antwoord, Finntroll, m c chris, Blah Blah Blah.

Films: Blade Runner, Ghost In The Shell, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, The Aristrocrats, Army Of Darkness, Battle Royale, Yojimbo, Cool Hand Luke, Cool Runnings (Possibly the greatest film ever made)

TV: Deadwood, Father Ted, Spaced, Archer, The Wire, Invader Zim, Mad Men, Metalocalypse, Monkey Dust, 30 Rock, Arrested Development

Comedy: Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Dylan Moran, Sam Kinison, Louis CK, Rodney Dangerfield
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Motorcycles, cigarettes, metal, booze, video games and good comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best places to get body armour and cans of dog food when society collapses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This one time, my friend Apollo Creed was killed in the ring by a two metre tall Russian.

I had to go to Siberia, evade my KGB handlers and bench press heavy logs until I was strong enough in body and mind to defeat both him and communism.
You should message me if
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You're planning a daring heist with an all-star cast.