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breadlord

31 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm English, and currently split my time between London and Michigan. I drink too much, ride motorbikes, have a shitty beard and a fucked sense of humour.

If we meet I can guarantee you won't wake up the next morning as a disembodied head in a jar as I don't have any jars.

I've more or less given up messaging people who pop up under matches, so if you feel like chatting, you're going to have to message first...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm writing very, very dull corporate code so I can buy motorcycles and visas at whim.
I’m really good at
Screaming SLAYER in client meetings, then denying it.

Working out what the least appropriate thing to say would be, then saying it, then laughing like a man who's seen a nun get hit by a mobile abortion truck driven by militant gays.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm enormous, loud, shaven headed, shitty-bearded and I'm generally swathed in leather, coupled with the latest in fuck-off boots.

When all that settles in, people generally realise I'm a bit of a gobshite, and that I shouldn't be left around children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: William Gibson, Iain (M) Banks, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Herbert, Michael Marshall Smith, Greg Bear, Isaac Asimov, Alastair Reynolds, Margaret Atwood, Hilary Mantel

Music: Ministry, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Rabbit Junk, Atari Teenage Riot, Bach, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Cyanotic, Die Antwoord, Finntroll, m c chris, Blah Blah Blah.

Films: Blade Runner, Ghost In The Shell, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, The Aristrocrats, Army Of Darkness, Battle Royale, Yojimbo, Cool Hand Luke, Cool Runnings (Possibly the greatest film ever made)

TV: Deadwood, Father Ted, Spaced, Archer, The Wire, Invader Zim, Mad Men, Metalocalypse, Monkey Dust, 30 Rock, Arrested Development

Comedy: Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Dylan Moran, Sam Kinison, Louis CK, Rodney Dangerfield
The six things I could never do without
Motorcycles, cigarettes, metal, booze, video games and good comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The best places to get body armour and cans of dog food when society collapses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This one time, my friend Apollo Creed was killed in the ring by a two metre tall Russian.

I had to go to Siberia, evade my KGB handlers and bench press heavy logs until I was strong enough in body and mind to defeat both him and communism.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're planning a daring heist with an all-star cast.