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31 • London, UK • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Jul 8, 2014
- 6′ 4″ (1.94m)
- Body type
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Banking / Finance
- Seeing Someone
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs
If we meet I can guarantee you won't wake up the next morning as a disembodied head in a jar as I don't have any jars.
I've more or less given up messaging people who pop up under matches, so if you feel like chatting, you're going to have to message first...
Working out what the least appropriate thing to say would be, then saying it, then laughing like a man who's seen a nun get hit by a mobile abortion truck driven by militant gays.
When all that settles in, people generally realise I'm a bit of a gobshite, and that I shouldn't be left around children.
Music: Ministry, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Rabbit Junk, Atari Teenage Riot, Bach, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Cyanotic, Die Antwoord, Finntroll, m c chris, Blah Blah Blah.
Films: Blade Runner, Ghost In The Shell, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, The Aristrocrats, Army Of Darkness, Battle Royale, Yojimbo, Cool Hand Luke, Cool Runnings (Possibly the greatest film ever made)
TV: Deadwood, Father Ted, Spaced, Archer, The Wire, Invader Zim, Mad Men, Metalocalypse, Monkey Dust, 30 Rock, Arrested Development
Comedy: Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Dylan Moran, Sam Kinison, Louis CK, Rodney Dangerfield
I had to go to Siberia, evade my KGB handlers and bench press heavy logs until I was strong enough in body and mind to defeat both him and communism.
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