I have systematically replaced the word dude with the word ballz in
my day to day speech. I know a lot of native american chants. I
like lemons and grapefruits, my two "regulars" @ the Public Market.
Citrus makes an excellent additive to a glass of vodka. I have an
interesting story, but doesn’t everybody? Actually that's not quite
true, some people are entirely boring, simple, and one dimensional,
(I try not to be). I travel with my spirit animal, a Sphynx cat
named Olive, she’s pretty fucking cool, if you ever get to meet her
you’ll see what I mean. I am not a hipster, I just look good in
hats! I march to the beat of my own drum, guitar, melodica,
recorder, and yes, I also just got a tambourine. If music and
beautiful noises aren’t also one of your obsessions I think you’re
a dickcarp. (a dickcarp is someone I don’t want to get to know).
I’d like to say that I’m open to all different personalities,
however if you are a racists, a homophobe or a genuinely mean
hearted person I’d rather not give you the pleasure of meeting me.
It is also important that you not be so emphatically unfamiliar
with acceptable social interaction that you are an awkward oaf that
is incapable of intellectual conversation.
I am a good time haver!
I want to put out there that I am fundamentally opposed to hunting
animals. I find it disturbing and bizarre and I am unable to accept
or support hunting as a hobby or sport.