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31 F Buffalo, NY

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 5″ (1.66m)
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Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I have systematically replaced the word dude with the word ballz in my day to day speech. I know a lot of native american chants. I like lemons and grapefruits, my two "regulars" @ the Public Market. Citrus makes an excellent additive to a glass of vodka. I have an interesting story, but doesn’t everybody? Actually that's not quite true, some people are entirely boring, simple, and one dimensional, (I try not to be). I travel with my spirit animal, a Sphynx cat named Olive, she’s pretty fucking cool, if you ever get to meet her you’ll see what I mean. I am not a hipster, I just look good in hats! I march to the beat of my own drum, guitar, melodica, recorder, and yes, I also just got a tambourine. If music and beautiful noises aren’t also one of your obsessions I think you’re a dickcarp. (a dickcarp is someone I don’t want to get to know). I’d like to say that I’m open to all different personalities, however if you are a racist, a homophobe or a genuinely mean hearted person I’d rather not give you the pleasure of meeting me. It is also important that you not be so emphatically unfamiliar with acceptable social interaction that you are an awkward oaf that is incapable of intellectual conversation.

I am a good time haver!

I want to put out there that I am fundamentally opposed to hunting animals. I find it disturbing and bizarre and I am unable to accept or support hunting as a hobby or sport.

I just got a voice-texting app called Voxer you should message me--bballz253 :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I write I converse I drink I party I fuck I think I laugh I love I play I sing
and then. I don't.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting ready to go out in 15 minutes and mind control
The first things people usually notice about me
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my mighty fine lady parts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Alchemist/My little blue dress/ The White Hotel

Breezy/The Graduate/The Omen/Harold & Maude/I Heart Huckabees/ Dot the I/ The Dreamers/ Benny & June/ What's Eating Gilbert Grape/ Cocaine Cowboys/ Fur/

I also enjoy a good Documentary, especially if it involves the women's movement, inventions, music or sex.

The Pixies/Radiohead/ Iron & Wine/ Coco Rosie/ Weezer/Bright Eyes/Animal Collective/Neil Young/Sigur Ros/Muse/School of Seven Bells/Nightmares on Wax/ The Eagles/ Aretha Franklin/ CCR/ Tom Waits/ Bjork/ Beach House/Neutral Milk Hotel/ I could go on for......

I have a not so secret love for piano covers of all my fav. bands songs: MAXENE CYRIN: "where is my mind"
The Piano Tribute to TOOL
Christopher O'Riley Plays Radiohead

sushi & Booze

I'd love to divulge more @ an opportune time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good vibes, Excellent Peeps, Olive's of the feline kind, music of the extraordinary kind, a bone of the funniest kind, another bone of the throbbing kind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future things. past whatnots, and present debacles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Howling at the moon & partaking in various funness, and hopefully if I'm lucky rocking out, I love live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep my privacies private. Also, I keep my privates bare.
You should message me if
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you get my humor

you want your tarot read

you know at least one wesley willis song

you have had or could have a jew fro that i could touch