just moved to Buffalo. I have systematically replaced the word dude
with the word ballz in my day to day speech. I know a lot of native
american chants. I like lemons and grapefruits, my two "regulars" @
the Public Market. Citrus makes an excellent additive to a glass of
vodka. I have an interesting story, but doesn’t everybody? Actually
that's not quite true, some people are entirely boring, simple, and
one dimensional, (I try not to be). I travel with my spirit animal,
a Sphynx cat named Olive, she’s pretty fucking cool, if you ever
get to meet her you’ll see what I mean. I am not a hipster, I just
look good in hats! I march to the beat of my own drum, guitar,
melodica, recorder, and yes, I also just got a tambourine. If music
and beautiful noises aren’t also one of your obsessions I think
you’re a dickcarp. (a dickcarp is someone I don’t want to get to
know). I’d like to say that I’m open to all different
personalities, however if you are a racists, a homophobe or a
genuinely mean hearted person I’d rather not give you the pleasure
of meeting me. It is also important that you not be so emphatically
unfamiliar with acceptable social interaction that you are an
awkward oaf that is incapable of intellectual conversation.
I am a good time haver!
I want to put out there that I am fundamentally opposed to hunting
animals. I find it disturbing and bizarre and I am unable to accept
or support hunting as a hobby or sport.