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breedy9125

45 M Mesa, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Does anyone read these? I know when I see a profile a mile long I just scan it, so I assume most of you do as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for what happens next!
I’m really good at
Wasting time and money. Always good for a laugh or a joke in poor taste.
And other things that you don't want to read about on a dating site.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes I think, or at least when I was younger that is what they used to say. Now it is probably something bad like the size of my head :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi, fiction, action and comedy. Be it book, movie, video game or cartoon. And yes I watch cartoons nightly in bed :)
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, brain, water, food, beating heart, oh and diet coke.

Let's be honest, food, sex, water, sex, silence, money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If a zombie bites a werewolf does the werewolf become a zombie? If a werewolf bites a zombie does the zombie become a werewolf? If any of these combinations bite or get bitten by a vampire then what?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dressing up in a tuxedo and having tea parties with my dolls? What kind of question is this?
Peeking through neighbors windows while touching myself!
Paying migrant farm workers or day laborers to choke me while I brush their hair!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never bagged a babe, I'm not a stud. I got the rep in sixth grade and it just stuck.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
You should message me if
If you have a sense of humor, a pulse, and the ability to form a coherent sentence.

You don't believe in putting pictures of your kids on a dating site.

And you don't want more kids, I can't.

You have never taken a picture while making a duck face or gang sign.