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46 Mesa, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:18am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Does anyone read these? I know when I see a profile a mile long I just scan it, so I assume most of you do as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for what happens next!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time and money. Always good for a laugh or a joke in poor taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes I think, or at least when I was younger that is what they used to say. Now it is probably something bad like the size of my head :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sci-fi, fiction, action and comedy. Be it book, movie, video game or cartoon. And yes I watch cartoons nightly in bed :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sorry but this is a dumb question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a zombie bites a werewolf does the werewolf become a zombie? If a werewolf bites a zombie does the zombie become a werewolf? If any of these combinations bite or get bitten by a vampire then what?

Also, when nature give women eyebrows why do they choose to draw on fake ones?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dressing up in a tuxedo and having tea parties with my dolls?

Paying day laborers to choke me while I brush their hair!

Another silly question, does everyone always have the same routine ever friday (or any other day) night? If so then how boring are they?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never bagged a babe, I'm not a stud. I got the rep in sixth grade and it just stuck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a sense of humor, a pulse, and the ability to form a coherent sentence.

You don't believe in putting pictures of your kids on a dating site.

And you don't want more kids, I can't.

You have never taken a picture while making a duck face or gang sign.

You don't describe yourself as "random" or "crazy" but your friends do!