Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Because this is happening a lot:
I AM NOT IN THE BAY/VACAVILLE/STOCKTON. IF YOU ARE OVER AN HOUR
DRIVE FROM SACRAMENTO, DO NOT MESSAGE ME.
Reasons to date me:
1. I can bake
2. We can stay in bed eating pizza
3. I'm HILARIOUS
4. If you're not sold on 1-3, look at my butt
If that doesn't work, you like men.
My name is Season (not Breena or Gentry. This is my character name)
and I have graduated from Sac State. I am family oriented, funny,
witty, well-rounded, warm and generally happy. I am intelligent, a
feminist (no not a feminazi, which is what is scaring everyone
away) and a very honest (some people say blunt...) person but I
know when to hold my tongue - it's gotten me in trouble a few times
What I'm looking for:
I am "sapiosexual," and you need to understand what that
"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I
want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want
someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil
sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch
randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. "
I GET INTO BAD HABITS OF TEXTING WITH NO FOLLOW THROUGH. IF I DON'T
MAKE A TIME TO MEET YOU WITHIN 7 DAYS, DON'T COUNT ON US MEETING.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was searching for the meaning of life, but quickly realized that
gingers have no souls.
"I don't have time to waste on the boys
That are playing the games
And leaving the girls crying out in the rain
So tell me, baby,
Do you got what it takes?
If you do not match this, please do not continue reading."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering awesome quotes: "You don't think they spend $20,000 on
a hammer; $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"
Also... A lot of you say you're 5'8" when you're now 5'5"...why the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes, boobs, hair... not always in that order though
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Heretic Queen, anything Jacqueline Carey, Anne Bishop's
Black Jewels, and Maria V. Snyder's Study Series.
Movies: Crazy, Stupid, Love; Jurassic World; Guardians of the
Galaxy; Rise of the Guardians; Ink; Serenity; How to Train Your
Dragon 1 and 2; The Goonies; Hellboy; The Phantom of the Opera; The
Breakfast Club (it's a classic); Step Up (honestly, just for the
dancing); Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog; The Saint (and many, many
TV: Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Scandal, Once Upon a Time, Being
Human (BBC), The Librarians, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who (!!!!!!), 2
Broke Girls, and last but NOT least, Firefly.
Music: anything danceable - P!nk, Linkin Park, Christian Kane,
Trace Adkins, Andy Grammer...
Food: Italian, Mexican (authentic as in my mother's home cooked
meal), Chinese, Japanese, and American. And anything else that
DOESN'T include coconut or cinnamon (because I'm allergic), which
means no Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family (mainly my dad because he's all I have left)
My phone - sometimes it's not a phone, it's a clock. Or a
Good music - anything I can dance or mellow out to.
A good cuddle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people work and why mob mentality is more powerful than an
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If at least two of these describe you:
- You look around every corner for a blue, police box. It makes a
wheezing noise, but that's because the brakes are left on.
- "No, I don't stop my microwave at 0:01 to feel like a
bomb-defuser. I stop it because I hate the beeping noise!"
- Fantasy Football - it's nothing more than Dungeons & Dragons
You think 2/3 of these are funny:
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