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35 M Clifton Heights, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:35pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
You should probably take the initiative and message me. Had too many messages go unanswered to bother. If i viewed you more than once, I'm probably interested, and unlike most on here, I will respond to a one line message, or unthought out response. Go for it.

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, why I'm here, or what I'm looking for ideally (does anyone really?). But don't let that stop you.

I also have a car and a job. There should probably be more requirements than that, but not a laundry list of wants, needs and hangups.

Insomniac, culture vulture, gweilo and gaijin.
What I’m doing with my life
No good stories ever came from your couch, or getting up on time for work. So focus on making those good stories.

I've recently decided to just do the things people say they will do and never follow through with. It seems to be working out in my favor.
I’m really good at
Taking and editing adorable pictures of my niece and nephew.

Garnering views.

Grammar, spelling.

Pulling it together.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lack of a smile. Well dressed. Look on my face as if I went on a bender last night, even though I didn't...or did I? Look like I'm angry when I'm not.

My recently acquired limp after falling on the ice, snapping my ankle and having a plate and screws installed. The aircast came off last friday. Still getting used to a functional right foot and wearing two matching shoes. My scar is pretty bad ass and magnets stick to my leg.

I was recently told I look like Jesse Pinkman multiple times. I was asked why I own a shirt with my face on it when it was a Jesse Pinkman shirt. These were perhaps the greatest compliments I have ever received.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lots, so I'll name the tops:

Wong Kar-Wai, Martin Scorsese, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, Park Chan-Wook, Kim Ji-Woon. I also have a love/hate relationship with Stanley Kubrick. The Raid 2 is the best goddamn action film I've seen since I discovered John Woo movies.

The Wire, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Fawlty Towers, Louie, Python, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia.

A buncha music that you would label me a hipster for liking because you "haven't heard of it", but there is other music out there.

Invisible Monsters, No Exit, Bringing Out the Dead, The Road, World War Z, Lullaby, Haunted. I tend to do the opposite and read the book after the movie and think the movie was better...apart from American Psycho.

I'm also on more than any human being should be.

If I'm ever sentenced to death, my final meal will just be macaroni and cheese with soft pretzels for a chaser.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, baseball, Ray-Bans, Alka-Seltzer, movies, good conversation, sex, High Life, dive bars, Newports, good times with good people where you laugh and amalgamate old jokes into new ones, but its still the same joke...wait thats like 10
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are there so many single hair stylists?

Did I just offend 80% of this site with that statement?

Is it mandatory for all women in NJ to get a tattoo on their foot?

Why is every woman seeking a bearded giant?

Do I need to know your Briggs Myers test results?

I make bad decisions, others make poor choices. There is a huge difference.
On a typical Friday night I am
I treat everyday like the beginning of the weekend. You could call it excess, I call it "How about waking up with a story?".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I respectfully decline to answer based on grounds that I may incriminate myself or have my ass kicked.

I'd rather be in New Orleans drinking a hurricane from Pat O's instead of every other situation in my life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–69
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if

You are interested, you have a sense of humor (and you don't spell it sence) and you have no idea why you are on here either but want to have a damn good time. Perhaps more than once if preferable. Please have enough free time in the month to maybe hang out again if we have a good time. Ruins the fun if not.