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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 31
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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My name is Brendan, I play and write/teach music, and I love the mountains, the water, and sci-fi and fantasy movies/books. I am completely obsessed w/ comedy and for some reason my voice sounds better when I speak in an English accent. I like to excercise when I can but my job can be pretty physical so sometimes I forego it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hmmm, what to say... I want to get back into school so I can get my massage therapy certification, but I'd really like to write comic books, graphic novels, novels and/or comedy that'd be my dream! Ron Swanson is my hero
I’m really good at
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Trivial knowledge, Puns, jokes, and general smartassery
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm trying to make several people crack up simultaneously
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Jeph Loeb, Mark Millar, Joss Whedon, George rr Martin, Arthur c. Clarke, Robert heinlein, Larry niven, Isaac Asimov, Stanley kubrick, Sergio Leone, Mel Brooks, Louis c.k., Patton Oswalt, (almost anything by) Steven Spielberg, and George Lucas, Jared and Jerusha Hess,the rolling stones, the velvet underground, the Beatles, johnny thunders, the new York dolls, the dead boys, the cure, the violent femmes, nofx, green day, crystal castles, redial, crystal castles and many many more!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a guitar, laughing, friends, family, food, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, self improvement, music, the weird and hilarious things I see around St. Pete, comic books, sex, etc...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thwarting the forces of tyranny and oppression! Not really :/ probably getting food and watching a movie or seeing a show somewheres.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shot a man in reno, just to watch him die.

And just so I don't have to fly to reno for questioning in any open homicides, that's a johnny cash lyric.
You should message me if
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You think we'd have fun together, if you like dog parks, greens hits, comic books, hard sci-fi and Mel brooks