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brettallanbam

25 M Lynnwood, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just got out of a rough ending with my last relationship, so I'm really just interested in having fun and seeing what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm working two jobs and enjoying my life as much as possible. Planning on finishing my last couple of quarters for my bachelors in the next year, so I'm pretty relieved to be done soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pushing the limits. Rules are meant to be broken, especially for the sake of progress. Experience and time are also spectacularly linear, and I wouldn't have it any other way. So, I'm the shit at critical thinking, philosophical analysis and applying social theories to real world problems. I'm really, really good at being informed. You've been warned. I'm a nerd who loves video games and I adore those sweet sweet gamerpoints. So...I'm really good at getting gamerpoints? But I'm best at turning a bad situation into a good time for everyone. I just really like to have fun, sue me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my beard/mustache. I'm a genuinely nice guy who can sometimes be a little too enthusiastic but I'm a hedonist by nature. Also, it can't be helped that I'm so god damned good looking. There, I said it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
George Orwell and Stephen King are pretty amazing. Socrates is my boy, so Plato's Euthyphro is a stand by. And by default, Durkheim. Calvin and Hobbes. 30 Rock and It's Always Sunny and Who's Line Is It Anyway and anything animated (Adult Swim). I consistently eat, live and breathe music, especially rock. And I adore food in general. I'm not picky, as long as it's colorful and delicious!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
My Games
My iPhone
Social Interaction
Adventures
My Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. And technology. And how as time goes on, the two really have trouble mixing. Why racism is still ok in white suburbs. Why more people don't read. Why there aren't more teriyaki places in Ellensburg. How I can change just one person's life in a positive way through one simple and epiphanic meeting.

Also, I want to go back in time and be an Old Time Radio Detective on the radio. Or bring back radio dramas mainstream. If you know The Shadow, The Falcon, or The Saint, for the love of god MESSAGE ME.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar
Playing Rock Band
Getting myself into some kind of semi-illegal shenanigans
Singing
Smabbing
Or a lurid combination of all 5
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
depends on my mood. You know, you could always just ask. Here's one for starters though: When I'm getting ready to go out for the night, I always throw on 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago on full blast right after I get out of the shower.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're looking for someone cool to hang out with and go people watchin after a drink
-You are a gamer
-You have a passion for peanut butter
-You are positive, funny, cute, smile a lot, and are drama free!