Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So you found yourself on my page
Don't forget to check the height and age
don't like it? you can kiss my ass and be on your way
my smile is distinct
I like my dog and lots of ink
And independent women who can think
Sarcastic conversations are instinct
Craft beer in my hand is what I drink
My goal is not to impress
Rather be myself than pretend I'm something else
I have a hint of informality
No boring sense of normality
And if you like my awesome personality
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing with koi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, fixing things with duct tape, building bonfires, eating
unhealthy things such as pizza. Watching live music. People
watching while drinking a beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Plethora of useless information. My sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Enders Game, Christopher Moore
Sherlock, Psych, Prison Break, Hero's, Alphas, Chuck, Modern
Family, Big Bang, LOUIE, Wilfred, Doctor Who, Being Human,
Comedies! And Stand-up, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Systematic cycles of society that we are stuck in unknowingly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shark fishing on the pier.
You should message me if
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You're not a stick in the mud and not looking for one night stand,
sorry not my style.
Who are you looking for?
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