I find it very difficult to "Summarize" myself, so I'm going to
keep this simple, kind of a list I guess, even though that won't
give you much of a feel for the things that I love, or my sense of
humor (I have a good one, I swear). I'm a self employed Criminal
Defense Attorney, a Volunteer Firefighter, and an avid Sailor and
Skier. Work is not, and never will be, the focal point of my life.
I march to the beat of my own drummer. I haven't driven a car since
January 25th, 1987. My last cup of coffee came 7 months later. I've
never sent a text, and really don't want to. If I like you enough
to want to communicate with you, I'd like to hear your voice. I
think Apple is a Cult. I am incredibly outspoken. I have a soft
side, but I don't show it to everyone. I like to Bake, and, if I do
say so myself, make the best Man Made Brownies on Earth! I eat
Breakfast food for Dinner. I have a TV. I can't stand the tone of
voice used by virtually everyone who has ever uttered the phrase "I
don't have a TV". I like, respect, and very much would like to
meet, Healthy, Outdoorsy type women, Independent, Really Smart,
Self-Sufficient, and not Overly Sensitive. I find a wide variety of
looks to be appealing, but I really love women with a "natural"
sort of look. I was like 40 when I discovered that almost all women
color their hair. That discovery nearly lead to the
death-by-laughter of one of my female friends as she educated me.
I'm not a fan of tats or body piercings (although the belly button
thing is pretty sexy!) I really don't want to date Princesses,
Smokers (I have Asthma, and truly hate smoking), or Republicans.
I'm proud to be what I like to call a Rational Liberal, and I just
don't want to be with someone who sees the world so differently
than I do. At this point in my life I have no interest in drama. I
am close to my family. I'm a Native New Yorker, Manhattan born and
bred, and to maintain my sanity I own a home on Fire Island, where
I spend a tremendous amount of time, year round. I keep a 19'
Flying Scot Sail Boat there, and Sail about 50-80 days a
The questions they ask you to answer here are kind of silly, but
somehow I answered 175 of them! I kept thinking the next one would
be the last, but..... They're really no substitute for a real
conversation, which is the only way to get to know someone, I
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop sending me emails from Eastern Europe!!!
The same for anyone not in New York!! I don't want to be a Dick,
but I will never respond!!! I'm really not interested in meeting
anyone who doesn't live in NY. Sorry, but it's a waste of
everybody's time. And I will not reply to anyone who doesn't have
at least one,and preferably a lot more than one, picture. And
please don't contact me if you've lied about your age. Massive
turn-off. Who does that???
I've already seen the profiles of 4 women that I actually know.
If you really want to have some fun on this site, click the
Moderation Tab!!! Woo Hoo!!!!
I am funny, interesting, and down to earth, and I value those
qualities in a partner.