| Test | Her result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test | The Sonnet (DGLD) | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Democrat | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead At 82 | Take it! |
| The IQ Adventure Test | Social (120) | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 61% Accuracy (highest: 61%, average: 61%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 60% Accuracy (highest: 60%, average: 60%) | Take it! |
| The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test | 88% Brain Cells Left! | Take it! |
| The How normal are you Test | The Free Thinker | Take it! |
| The Pasta or Wine Test | Epicurean | Take it! |
| The How White Trash Are You? Test | You are 1% white trash! | Take it! |
| Paradox | 100% Smart! | Take it! |
| The Absurdism Test | Happy Absurdist | Take it! |
| The Which State Are You Test | Washington | Take it! |
| The Never Have I Ever Test | Fun and spontaneous | Take it! |
| The Brutally Honest Personality Test | Criminal- ISTP | Take it! |
| The What type of MAN turns you on Test | Exotic Lover | Take it! |
| The beerliness Test | The Brown Ale | Take it! |
| The How Well You Know New York City Test | Long-time resident | Take it! |
| The "Yes, there is a name for that" Test | You scored 54% on these obscure terms | Take it! |
| The What Sort of Atheist Are You Test | Gentle Marx | Take it! |
| The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test | 4- the Individualist | Take it! |
| Are You An Intellectual, Hipster, or Nerd? | Average Joe | Take it! |
| The Hipster Test | The Non-Hipster | Take it! |
| What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test | Simple, Progressive, and Sensual | Take it! |
| The Everyday Spelling Test | Master | Take it! |
| The New York City Subway Savvy Test | B | Take it! |
| The Famous Artwork Test | The Etch-a-Sketch | Take it! |
| The NYC Sidewalk Etiquette Test | The Sidewalk Savvy | Take it! |
| The How Long Could You Run From The Law Test | Caught after 5 weeks | Take it! |
| The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test | 85% - Sweet Transvestite | Take it! |
| The State Locator Challenge Test | 97% Accuracy - Geography Master | Take it! |
| The Which Spice Are You Test | Saffron | Take it! |
| The Fun Way to Pick a Career Test | Secretary to CEO | Take it! |
| The Left or Right Brain Test | 68 % Lefty, 52 % Righty | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words, To, Test | B+ (Adroit) (32/40) | Take it! |
| The Beverage Identity Test | I taste like Sarsaparilla! | Take it! |
| The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test | 12 - Making Me Moist! | Take it! |
| The Big City Test | Oblivious | Take it! |
| The Best Personality Type for You Test | ESTP- The Promoter | Take it! |
| The Uber Compatibility (OOOOOLD) Test | 75/47/45/64 - Friendship | Take it! |
| The Phish Test | 103 Listening, 107 Feeling, 108 Tolerati | Take it! |
| The Pot Head Test | 0 Lazy, 20 Hyper, 20 Giggly, 60 Spacey | Take it! |
| The Phish Purity Test | 72 - Junta | Take it! |
| The True New Yorker Test | 88% New Yorker - "Goodfella" | Take it! |
| The Dead Head Test | 70% - Captain Trips | Take it! |
| The What Size Women do Men Prefer Test | 0 Scary Skinny, 40 Normal, 50 Few Xtra P | Take it! |
| The NYC Subway Test | 85 - True Navigator | Take it! |
| The What Breed Of Dog Are You Test | Border Collie | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE P | Take it! |
| The Indie Band For You Test | My Bloody Valentine | Take it! |
| The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test | %36 obedience, %71 intelligence, %72 eth | Take it! |
| The If You Were A Beer Test | Guinness | Take it! |
| The Cuddlability Test | 15 - The Favorite Teddy | Take it! |
| The Curb Your Enthusiasm Test | Jeff Greene | Take it! |
| The Jewness Test | 41% - Not sure? | Take it! |
| The how educated are you Test | 49% knowledge, 60% reasoning - "The Simp | Take it! |
| The Which Beatles Album Are You Test | Magical Mystery Tour | Take it! |
| The 80's Icon Test | 80's Baby!!! 86% | Take it! |
| The Highschool Stereotype Test | 47 grades, 40 sports, 60 drugs, 73 frien | Take it! |
| The "Are You A Good Cook?" Test | 71% - The Restauranteur | Take it! |
| The Do *YOU* Remember The 90's Test | 90's Wannabe | Take it! |
| The Are You A Cynical New Yorker Test | 70% Cynicism - Tri-State area | Take it! |
| The Are You a Deadhead? Test | 86 % Deadheadedness | Take it! |
| The Ween Test | 50% on The Ween Test = Common Bitch | Take it! |
| The Radiohead Test | 89% Radios | Take it! |
| The are you a true Phish fan Test | 82 Phish knowledge | Take it! |
| The 80s Cartoon Personality Test | Smurfs! | Take it! |
| The World Geography Knowledge Test | Good Job (and 18% confusion) | Take it! |
| The Which Punctuation Mark Are You Test | The Exclamation point | Take it! |
| The Fat or Pregnant Test | 87 % good at guessing fat or pregnant | Take it! |
| The how French are you Test | 59 Frenchiness | Take it! |
| The Are You Dead-On-The-Inside? Test | 48% inside deadness - Emotion-Responsibl | Take it! |
| The Mother of My Children Test | 93% compatibility, 95% social, 92% perso | Take it! |
| The ganja etiquette Test | 67 stoner attitude | Take it! |
| The How Nice Are Your Tits Test | 84% perfect titts! | Take it! |
| The Spell Check Test | 90 good speller | Take it! |
| The Where Should YOU Travel Test | Thai Resort | Take it! |
| The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test | PORTLAND!: You scored 48% Style, 21% Cli | Take it! |
| The Where You Should've Been Born Test | 15/55/68 - Spain | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Exotic Lover | Take it! |
| The Which Belgian Beer Are You Test | Verboden Vrucht | Take it! |
| The "What Sushi Are You?" Test | Niji Urimaki--72/53/51 | Take it! |
| The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test | - Kermit the Frog 62% Organization | Take it! |
| The Nonrepresentational Aesthetics Test | Enigmatic - 46%/51%/55% | Take it! |
| The Beer Lover Test | 274 Beer appreciation | Take it! |
| The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test | Teacher | Take it! |
| The Capitals of the World Test | Capital Novice | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Sofia Coppola | Take it! |
| The Where Should You Live Test | You should live in a Rowhouse 'Hood | Take it! |
| The Costume Chooser Test | 38% - Fairy Tale Romantic | Take it! |
| The Which Evil Corporation Are You Test | Starbucks | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Emo Kid | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Shock Jock | Take it! |
| The Should we date Test | 81% - Ahhhhhh....... | Take it! |
| The Image Reaction Test | 25% Amusing, 20% Disturbing, 10% Arousin | Take it! |
| The Wes Anderson Movie Test | "Max Fischer" - 70% | Take it! |
| The Thinking Woman's Masturbation Test | 39 spiciness, 35 stamina, 35 daring | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable IQ Test | 40% interpersonal, 160% visual, 80% verb | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | 30% nerdiness, 13% geekosity, 34% dork p | Take it! |
| The Janus Sex Positive Test | 30 - Prude | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | 64% - " The good fuck" | Take it! |
| The Big Lebowski Test | 68% - Maude Lebowski | Take it! |
| The Muppet Personality Test | Scooter! | Take it! |
| The Which Addiction Are You? Test | Depravities | Take it! |
| The You think you've got a high IQ Test | 127 Intelligence - Gifted | Take it! |
| The How Much Do You Hate Pres Bush Test | 60/90/54 - Crazed Democrat | Take it! |
| The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test | 13 - Pretty fucked | Take it! |
| The Little Shop Of Horrors Test | 66% carnivorous | Take it! |
| The Alcohol Knowledge Test | 116 proof, (100 beer, 83 wine, 86 liquor | Take it! |
| The Are you a good Kisser Test | 76% - The tempter | Take it! |
| The L Word Test | 50 L Word-ish-ness | Take it! |
| The Taste Test | 131 - Upper Middle Class | Take it! |
| The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test | 42% - Wink Wink | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | Advanced | Take it! |
| The 2-Variable Intuition Test | More Scientific: (70%, 55%) | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You're 39 !!! | Take it! |
| The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Test | CHERRY GARCIA!: 70% SWEET, 62% CHUNKY, 7 | Take it! |
| The What Do Ur Kisses Say About U? Test | "Happy Kisser" | Take it! |
| The How Evil Are You Test | 13 %evilness - June Cleaver | Take it! |
| The How obnoxious are you Test | 13% obnoxious | Take it! |
| The Hippie Test | 62% hippieness | Take it! |