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35 Milwaukee, WI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 11
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Might want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay then me....
I need a haircut, cook for a living, live on caffeine, wear combat boots when I leave the house, just got my first real bed in 15 years, most of my jeans need to be patched, clean when I'm stressed, smile a lot, sing along with the radio, I fidget constantly, talk about my cats (Auto, Ambush and Faceplant), like dogs even though some of them drive my allergies nuts, quote movies and books, spend a lot of time taking care of my roommate/best friend (there are seven of him), bake bread, have strange conversations about random things, love food, go to bed early during the week, live in my jammies when I'm at home, love to watch movies, can eat with chopsticks, eat my pizza with a fork, turn into a furnace when I sleep, love to nap, love to wander around, have issues with crowds, not a huge drinker, don't do drugs, and tend to say what's on my mind even if it's not appropriate for the situation
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get used to the fact I don't work 60+ hours a week anymore (I sold out and went corporate kitchen but health insurance is nice, and so is having evenings and weekends off), thinking too much, occasionally playing cribbage, once in a while actually sleeping. Hanging out with my roommate and the cats and refusing to believe I actually exist on more than a conceptual level
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of myself and laughing. Also I think I'm a decent cook, or at least I hope I am otherwise I should really find a new job and if I wasn't I don't think I would have scored a Beard nomination the other year (alas I didn't end up in the finals or winning but being nommed was awesome enough for me). Stuffing things with other things and forcing people to put it in their mouths, naming menu items after movies, albums, actors and authors (it took me three days to explain to everyone at work why I named a sandwich Bella Lugosi because they didn't get the joke).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The laughter that bubbles up when something tickles my brain, maybe my penchant for horrible word play and double meanings, it could be my insane exchanges of insults and name calling with my friends, possibly my singing or my big black boots
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Just about anything from King, Gaiman, Pratchett, Stephenson's cyber-punk bits.
Movies- I love bad horror movies and dark comedies. Give me a bowl of popcorn and a late night Indiana Jones, Boondock Saints, Sam Rami or old Peter Jackson marathon and I'm happy, I can also quote Goonies and Ghostbusters extensively.
Shows- Doctor Who, The Young Ones, Leverage, Warehouse 13, Criminal Minds, The Colbert Report, Animaniacs and other assorted randomness.
Music- give me classic rock, punk, ska, industrial, metal, 90's alternative, swing, soul, blues, anything with a good melody that I can sing along with or gets my feet tapping.
Food- I'll put anything in my mouth and probably try to get everyone around me to also
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sharp and Pointy objects
A source of fire
Caffeine (coffee or Dr. Pepper please)
My personal Bad Idea Bear
Something to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, books, movies, mayhem, food, why this world is going to hell, why we have to wear pants, how difficult it would be to slap a motor on one of the bikes in my basement, how long it will take before my cat tries to eat me and what would happen in a Zombie Apocalypse (yes I have a plan)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what normal people do on a Friday (for the first time in a long long time I have weekends off so it's just weird) maybe having a beer, occasionally sleeping, poking bears with sticks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite "chick flick" is Heathers.... I refuse to explain my logic for this to anyone
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it through the amazingly large amount of word vomit without getting lost, you want to rub my skull when it's freshly shaven, you have a desire to meet someone who can start chortling uncontrollably at completely inane things, you don't mind hanging out with someone who thinks about food ALL THE TIME or you need someone to be on your team for trivia. Because it's our time, our time down here!
Seriously, I'm as human as the next person once you look past my cybernetic body and see that even a brain in a jar can be sexy.