I'm brash, brutally honest, fiercely loyal, work too much, play too hard, tend to make highly inappropriate comments or tell off color jokes, I do have some social graces but I keep them in a box under my bed and only pull them out for special occasions.... mind you my bed is a stack of futon mattresses on the floor so my social graces are very very small.
I'm just me, rarely serious but deadly truthful and quick witted, I blame the fact that I've worked in kitchens most of my life so I lack the filter most of polite society has. I have a severe case of shiny things syndrome, look like my picture and I like to sing karaoke because it's like therapy but no one looks at you funny if you do it with a beer in your hand, same with darts actually.
I have an amazing wealth of absolutely useless knowledge and suck at remembering peoples names if I've only met them once or twice in passing. I have strange phobia of earwigs and an even stranger obsession with Doctor Who. I have ten toes most of the time but sometimes I have more or less of them than usual, have you ever noticed tortellini look like belly buttons? To be honest I bring nothing to the table... that's what servers are for.