I'm a fire-goth, tribal-hippy, circus-musician without an ounce of spirituality. I meditate for the health benefits. I follow a path of altruistic-hedonism, where from a pursuance of art, and a place of personal pleasure and joy, I will be best able to change the world for the better. My policy of tolerance does not state I must be tolerant of your intolerance. I habitually stick my tongue out whenever I yawn. Saying I'm alt/queer/LGBT/kink/etc friendly is an understatement. I've been performing and teaching at fetish conventions up and down the East coast since 2009. I'm in a series of polyamorous relationships. I'm currently writing a philosophy book titled, "Subjective Morality (and why I'm still Right and you're still Wrong)." I have a zero tolerance policy with regards to deception. I make the best crepes you've never had.

...I have a hard time making these not sound vaguely antagonistic...

And, for the love of God, guys? Kick your game up a few notches. It doesn't work on ladies, and it sure as hell doesn't work on men. "Hey what's up, ur cute." is worthy of scorn and immediate rejection. I don't identify as gendered male for a reason.

tl;dr version:
Classical music, toss/contact juggling, fire performance, aerial acrobatics, adagio.

I've been performing professional circus since 2008, and has been invited to the stage in MA, RI, NY, CT, VT, MD, DC and LA. I've been on stage with the Boston Circus Guild (bostoncircusguild.com) which I am a member of, performers from Esh Aerial Arts (eshaerialarts.com), members from Off the Ground Circus (offthegroundcircus.com), and A Different Spin (adifferentspin.net).

Performance art. Radical honesty.

That I moved here from Eastern Europe.

However flattering that may be, they're mistaken. I'm simply well spoken.

Books:
I'm a sci-fi/fantasy nerd. I own enough books to open my own specialty used bookstore. We're talking 5,000+ individual

Music:
- Shorter list, what I DON'T like:
• Rap
Note: If you don't have at least 5 Disney and/or musical theatre songs memorized, we won't be friends.

Food:
Bring it. ALL of it. I'm looking for fellow adventurers to hunt down the weirdest food in Boston.

Music.
Passion.
Reason.
Honesty.
Will.
Proper punctuation.

Practical philosophy. Creating semantic complications purely to bolster your world view is aesthetically displeasing. Please, shut up, and let the many wonderful, beautiful, and myriad things in this universe be many, wonderful, and beautiful.

Typical?

This implies I maintain a separation between my private and public life. You must be thinking of someone else. Ask me a question, I'll give you an answer.

...the mood takes you.
...you're feeling whimsical.
...you're a classical musician who'd like to sight-read some duets.
...you have questions about alternative lifestyles.
...you can introduce me to new adventures and life experiences.
...you wish to debate Quinean Naturalism.
...it occurred to you that the first two reasons were redundant.