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28 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:51pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fire-goth, tribal-hippy, circus-musician without an ounce of spirituality. I meditate for the health benefits. I follow a path of altruistic-hedonism, where from a pursuance of art, and a place of personal pleasure and joy, I will be best able to change the world for the better. My policy of tolerance does not state I must be tolerant of your intolerance. I habitually stick my tongue out whenever I yawn. Saying I'm alt/queer/LGBT/kink/etc friendly is an understatement. I'm polyamorous*. I'm currently writing a philosophy book titled, "Subjective Morality (and why I'm still Right and you're still Wrong)." I make the best crepes you've never had.

I have a hard time not making these sound vaguely antagonistic.

*I have a life-partner I live with and have been with since 2010. My dance card is not full, but please be aware.

Oh for fucks sake. To all those sharing my biological sex; please stop making me embarrassed to share any categorical similarity to you. If I really wanted to see "hey nice pics" or some cruder variant, I'd be on Grindr.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is a complicated question, best answered over Scotch.

Well, right now I'm interested in challenging potentially interesting strangers on OKC to pancake themed cook-offs.

Because, really... we're on a dating website, you expect to start off with a normal conversation? How droll...

The Boring Stuff(ish):
Day Job - Salesforce / CRM Consultant
Night Job - Fire Dancer / Specialty Juggling / Aerial Acrobat

Look! My real human-being information!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Performance art. Radical honesty. Breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I moved here from Eastern Europe.

However flattering that may be, they're mistaken. I'm simply well spoken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a sci-fi/fantasy nerd. I own enough books to open my own specialty used bookstore. We're talking 5,000+ individual titles.

- Shorter list, what I DON'T like:
• Rap
Note: If you don't have at least 5 Disney and/or musical theatre songs memorized, we won't be friends.

Bring it. ALL of it. I'm looking for fellow adventurers to hunt down the weirdest food in Boston.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Proper punctuation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Practical philosophy. Creating semantic complications purely to bolster your world view is aesthetically displeasing. Please, shut up, and let the many wonderful, beautiful, and myriad things in this universe be many, wonderful, and beautiful.

Also. Does this costume have enough rhinestones on it? Spoiler alert; if you're asking the question, the answer is NO.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This implies I maintain a separation between my private and public life. You must be thinking of someone else. Ask me a question, I'll give you an answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...the mood takes you.'re feeling whimsical.'re a classical musician who'd like to sight-read some duets. have questions about alternative lifestyles. can introduce me to new adventures and life experiences. wish to debate Quinean Naturalism. occurred to you that the first two reasons were redundant.