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brian9991

37 / M / straight / Single

Florence, Kentucky

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Construction / Craftsmanship
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Okay)

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My Self-Summary

Right now let me just say what I'm definitely not into, while I try and come up with a way to make what I am into sound really cool. That would be fishing (isn't it easier to just drink the beer without packing all that other stuff around too?) hunting (I don't have any moral problem with it, I just don't have fun killing things) and running (not even if something wants to eat me).

What I’m doing with my life

I am a very proud father of one very creative, energetic and all around great kid. I am trying very hard to make sure that I'm not ever going to be a topic of conversation for any counseling sessions he may have when he grows up. I really do try, it's just that sometimes, the movie's over and then you go "Oh, now I know why it's rated R".

I’m really good at

Telling the truth when it would be way better to tell a polite lie and then realizing it only after it is too late. I excel at that and it is by far my most special talent.

I also used to kick serious ass in guessing songs on the radio, but I fear I may have lost that talent because the only stuff I hear anymore is either NPR or my ipod and guessing songs on your own ipod isn't much of a talent.

The first things people usually notice about me

I've taken a poll and will post the results when they come in.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I listen to a lot of music, like an abnormal amount and I'm completely one of those people who take it way too serious. You know, for guidance and stuff, that way I don't have to pay a therapist. So if you're the kind of person that just considers it background noise while you're driving, I can tell you right now, you will probably hate me.

The last book I read was "Conversations with Tom Petty" (see above)

I like pretty much all kinds of movies except ones about cancer and the super graphic horror ones, but at the same time I do love zombie movies, go figure.

I like ALL kinds of food with the exception of onions and coconut.

The six things I could never do without

1.My son.
2.The rest of my family.
3.Music.
4.Friends.
5.That's about it, unless good health and happiness count

6.Almost forgot my private jet, mansion, and my twenty full time servants (those guys are great and they really like me for me, you know?)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything all the time, I think a little too much. Sometimes, I think, I think too much. I'll have to think about this and fill it in later.

On a typical Friday night I am

Most often I'm with my son doing your average boy stuff. At least, I hope it's average boy stuff or he really is going to need that counseling.
I've been asked what "average boy stuff" is, so I thought I'd better explain in more detail we do a fun things like, rob little old ladies, steal cars, smoke tons of crack, you know, average boy stuff, duh!
When I'm not smokin' crack with my eight year old, I like to hear live music, drive to far away places and have dinner in restaurants that aren't part of a chain.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm married, but for the record I'm not one of those "married" guys who is trying for a little on the side or whatever and I'm not in one of those "open" marriages, and I try very hard not to judge anyone who is, but that kind of stuff freaks me out more than a little.
What I am is separated and have been for almost two years, so I guess that also makes me lazy or stupid or both. There is still a big part of me that would love for it to work out, but after the first 1 1/2 years, you start to get the feeling that "ain't gonna happen".
I can promise I'm not on here looking for a shoulder to cry on, or to have someone listen about what a bitch my ex is, because she's not, actually she is one of the coolest people I know, but sometimes things don't end up how you thought they would. So how's that for private?

You should message me if

You like, love or live art, photography, music, and or are in any way creative. I will freely admit that I'm not particularly talented in any of these things, but I love to sponge off of those who are. By saying that, I don't mean I would steal any one's ideas or anything, it's just that I love to be around people who have vivid imaginations.

Honestly at this point I would love to talk to any one still reading this thing.

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