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I dont take myself too serious, so im not going to take this too
Originally from Cleveland.
I really enjoy pancakes, I could eat them 3 meals a day.
I have an odd obsession with mob movies.
Coffee and cigarettes keep me going.
I seem to get a lot of sporadic inclinations to buy lottery tickets
or join a raffle as if it's some calling that i'm going to strike
it rich but it never seems to work out.
I'm gonna keep trying though
I would like to be a lawyer or an actuary.
I fucking hate politics.
I love football.
I also love dogs more than most people.
I once had a pet turtle who exploded...literally. I cried in my
I was 10.
I have a lot of tattoos. I like them. If you dont thats fine. I
dont really want to explain what each one individually means.
Fiona from Shameless has my heart.
I will become successful...money helps but it will never dictate my
I could go on for days.
What I’m doing with my life
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World domination. Period.
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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House of lies
I dont like to read
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Im pretty immature at times but i like it that way
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