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brianjello

28 Boston, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved back to Boston after living in Brooklyn for a few years. I really hate winter and I'm a real baby about it. I grew up and went to college in Boston, needed a change so I moved here. I'm not good at talking about myself, much rather just get to know someone in person.

I love the sound of boots walking on gravel. Just satisfying, can't explain why.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the kind of person that hates talking about myself, as you can see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skipping most of these question boxes.

And eating Asian food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am male...and a human that wears glasses sometimes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tenenbaums, Rushmore, American psycho, lost in translation, nacho libre

Carl Jung, real into biographies these days, hunter s. thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, Kobo Abe, J.G. Ballard, Jonathan Ames, Bukowski, Pynchon,

Arrested development, portlandia, curb, always sunny, Tim and Eric, but everything always comes back to Seinfeld.

Bruce Springsteen and synthesizer and motown
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music/Concerts
Coffee
Nonsensical humor
My Skateboard
Sex
Alone time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting buzzed up in Manhattan or trying to get friends to come to my neck of the woods. Or just wearing my unbelievably comfortable fleece pants and watching a scary movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been told I look like the wheelchair kid in Glee. More than once. Also that I look like a better-looking version of the Black Keys drummer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are goofy and don't take yourself too seriously.

You want to be the frank Reynolds to my Charlie Kelly.