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brianjello

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Been in NYC for about a year and a half, I really hate winter and I'm a real baby about it. I grew up and went to college in Boston, needed a change so I moved here. I'm not good at talking about myself, much rather just get to know someone in person.

I love the sound of boots walking on gravel. Just satisfying, can't explain why.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the kind of person that hates talking about myself, as you can see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skipping most of these question boxes.

And eating Asian food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am male...and a human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tenenbaums, Rushmore, American psycho, lost in translation, nacho libre

Carl Jung, real into biographies these days, hunter s. thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, Kobo Abe, J.G. Ballard

Arrested development, portlandia, curb, always sunny, Tim and Eric

Bruce Springsteen and synthesizer and motown
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music/Concerts
Coffee
Nonsensical humor
My Skateboard
Sex
Alone time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting buzzed up in Manhattan or trying to get friends to come to my neck of the woods. Or just wearing my unbelievably comfortable fleece pants and watching a scary movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been told I look like the wheelchair kid in Glee. More than once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think fun is good.

You want to be the frank Reynolds to my Charlie Kelly.