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My self-summary
Hey! I'm Brian.

I moved to Chicago about 4 years ago basically just to study comedy at second city. I write and perform sketch comedy and improv around town.

I bartend a scotch bar to make rent and what not.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find a way to make enough money doing comedy that I can quit bartending. (Insert laugh track here)

The bar I work at is always swarming with people that are clearly on online first dates so I love easedropping on those awkward messes.
I’m really good at
Carrying a conversation.
Bloody mary's.
Being an idiot and calling it comedy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Middle age women like to compliment my eyelashes a lot. It's kinda awkward, but kinda nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harold and Maude, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa (I love old samurai movies) Star Wars, King of kong, Purple Rain, and I will forever love Space Jam.

Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, The Wonder Years, Strangers With Candy, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly.

Louie CK, Steve Martin, Lenny Bruce, Emo Phillips, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Sedaris, Brian Posehn

Prince, The Who,The Beatles, Elton John, Billy Joel, Micheal Jackson, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone.

I love chicken fried steak, but can't find it in this damn city. But also I love Thai, sushi, Mexican, I had Ethiopian recently and damn was it good.
The six things I could never do without
Other people
Netflix instant watch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly just sketches I'm working on or my perpetual search to find a day job that I wouldn't hate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking at some dive bar after rehearsal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worked at a place called Chess Wizards where I dressed up as a wizard and taught 5 year olds how to play chess. And I think my job life peaked there.
You should message me if
You want to go see a comedy show.
Or want a writing parter.
Or you want to sit on a patio and drink manhattans.
Or want to smoke and go on a bike ride.
Or you want to swap hilarious online dating stories.

Or you just found anything I said interesting and want to chat!

Pen pals are cool, but I am actually kinda looking to meet someone in person though so maybe try to actually be on Chicago? Hah