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brianmorrow

27 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Basically I moved to Chicago 3 years ago to do sketch comedy and improv so that takes up a lot of my life.
I work at a Scottish scotch bar so that pretty cool.
And I have a beard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bartending and trying to find a way to make money writing comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Carrying a conversation.
Chess.
Botany.
Writing.
Bloody mary's.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Middle age women like to compliment my eyelashes and dimples. Kinda weird, but I'll take it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Davis Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, October Sky, The Watchmen, Born Standing Up

Harold and Maude, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa (I love old samurai movies) Star Wars, King of kong, Purple Rain, and I will forever love Space Jam.

Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, The Wonder Years, Strangers With Candy, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly.

Louie CK, Steve Martin, Lenny Bruce, Emo Phillips, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Sedaris, Brian Posehn

Prince, The Who,The Beatles, Elton John, Billy Joel, Micheal Jackson, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone.

I love chicken fried steak, but can't find it in this damn city. But also Thai, Sushi, All fried food, especially if it's filled with cheese. Anything filled with cheese actually. Or just cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people
Sarcasm
Booze
Weed
Netflix instant watch.
Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes, story archs, when my grubhub is going to finally get here!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking at some dive bar after rehearsal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I worked at a place called Chess Wizards where I dressed up as a wizard and taught 5 year olds how to play chess. Haha now you know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have really straight, white teeth. I guess it was the eight years of braces, but I've always liked good smiles. I know, weird right?