Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I remember when people did fun things and were exciting to talk to.
I'm either getting harder to impress, or most of you fucking
I don't respond to younger men.
I will go to Burning Man, soon.
If you can't have a real conversation with me you're not worth my
Spell your fucking words out.
If your twice my age, don't bother.
I dedicate a lot of my time to event planning and festivals. I
don't have a ton of free time, and don't make that much either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, Festivals, Shenanigans.
I do some event planning, Check us out!
And our real web page!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh, Fable II &III, embarressing my friends in
public, Embarressing myself in.. everywhere, hating children, Being
loud, Smiling, Explaining things totally illogicly ( you just need
to be on my frequency), being snarky, And not spelling things
Bangarang! I am the vending coordinator with my local art
collective, and we are far more awesome than I can explain in this
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Totally my tattoos. Particularly on my chest.
Although my arm piece is gaining attention with each sitting.
Unless your charming, then you'll tell me something nice and sweet.
But everyone knows it's totally boobs you're looking at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of Robin Cook
, Chuck Palahaneuk
, and Greg Isles
. I have
discovered audible, and am chewing through 2-4 books a month now,
horray audio books!
My favorite movie is Hostel
, The bloodier and gorier the movie
the better <3. Gore whore.
Guillermo Del Toro <3
Days and days of documentaries.
And poorly done Sci-fi movies.
! crime shows, mostly based off real killers. (just like
everyone else :P) I love Star Trek
I listen to mostly metal and industrial, but not closed minded.
, Radiation 4
, Stabbing Westward
Dope Angelspit Army of the Universe
I also like softer stuff, Shinedown
, Breaking Ben
, Pink Floyd The Living End Godsmack Ra
So on and so forth.
And, haha, I love food
; we'll leave it like that. There is
totally a reason im not model skinny,or thin at all, and I'm
totally ok with that. It may have taken me years, but i'm finally
comfortable in my skin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. My Friends
5. Playa Del
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why metal guys never think to get you flowers, which is silly.
Because nothing is more metal than giving your significant other
something that's been ripped from the earth and killed just for
If other people post stupid messages they receive on facebook for
their friends to make fun of.
And why people spend money on bad tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do some event planning, first Friday of every month is the fruits
of our labors.
The other parties I am out supporting the other people I know
hosting parties. This can carry on till Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saw the after math of someone losing a toe!
I have misophonia, look it up, it is a very big aspect of my
I have been proposed to 2.5 times.
I cringe when people have kids in their pictures. I am always
afraid I'll meet a guy i'll like, and he'll have a kid. I very much
do not want children.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are different, and looking for the other warped piece of your
You want to be the other side of a random conversation.
You handle glitter well
If sitting around watching documentary and getting baked seems like
an equally good night as raging it huge.
Your opening message isn't going to make me shame you in facebook.
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