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26 Philadelphia, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
Open relationship
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I remember when people did fun things and were exciting to talk to. I'm either getting harder to impress, or most of you fucking suck.

I don't respond to younger men.

Went to Burning Man this year, was amazing! Can't wait for next year!

If you can't have a real conversation with me you're not worth my time.

Spell your fucking words out.

If you're twice my age, don't bother.

I dedicate a lot of my time to event planning and festivals. I don't have a ton of free time, and don't make that much either.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, Festivals, Shenanigans.

I do some event planning, Check us out!

And our real web page!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh, Fable II &III, embarressing my friends in public, Embarressing myself in.. everywhere, hating children, Being loud, Smiling, Explaining things totally illogicly ( you just need to be on my frequency), being snarky, And not spelling things correctly.

Bangarang! I am the vending coordinator with my local art collective, and we are far more awesome than I can explain in this stupid essay.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Totally my tattoos. Particularly on my chest.

Although my arm piece is gaining attention with each sitting.

Unless your charming, then you'll tell me something nice and sweet. But everyone knows it's totally boobs you're looking at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of Robin Cook, Chuck Palahaneuk, and Greg Isles. I have discovered audible, and am chewing through 2-4 books a month now, horray audio books!

My favorite movie is Hostel, The bloodier and gorier the movie the better <3. Gore whore.

Guillermo Del Toro <3

Days and days of documentaries.

And poorly done Sci-fi movies.

Deadliest Warrior! crime shows, mostly based off real killers. (just like everyone else :P) I love Star Trek , cartoons.

I listen to mostly metal and industrial, but not closed minded. Skinless, Strapping Young Lad, Radiation 4, Grendel, KMFDM, .Celldweller , Zeromancer, Stabbing Westward, Kidneythieves Bella Morte Dope Angelspit Army of the Universe
I also like softer stuff, Shinedown, Breaking Ben, Pink Floyd The Living End Godsmack Ra So on and so forth.

And, haha, I love food; we'll leave it like that. There is totally a reason im not model skinny,or thin at all, and I'm totally ok with that. It may have taken me years, but i'm finally comfortable in my skin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. 420
2. My Friends
3. Music
4. Internet
5. Playa Del Fuego
6. Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Why metal guys never think to get you flowers, which is silly. Because nothing is more metal than giving your significant other something that's been ripped from the earth and killed just for you.


If other people post stupid messages they receive on facebook for their friends to make fun of.

And why people spend money on bad tattoos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do some event planning, first Friday of every month is the fruits of our labors.

The other parties I am out supporting the other people I know hosting parties. This can carry on till Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I saw the after math of someone losing a toe!

I have misophonia, look it up, it is a very big aspect of my life.

I have been proposed to 2.5 times.

I cringe when people have kids in their pictures. I am always afraid I'll meet a guy i'll like, and he'll have a kid. I very much do not want children.
You should message me if
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You are different, and looking for the other warped piece of your puzzle.

You want to be the other side of a random conversation.

You handle glitter well

If sitting around watching documentary and getting baked seems like an equally good night as raging it huge.
Your opening message isn't going to make me shame you in facebook.