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brielleisabetty

26 F Edgewood, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm terrible at talking about myself.
I can't spout out random or jeopardy worthy facts. I've never traveled out of the U.S. I'm probably the pickiest 25 year old eater around. I can't sing or play any instruments.
I can tamp out and brew a perfectly awesome shot of espresso from years working in upscale coffee shops (no, not Starbucks). I can read fairly quickly, and do so often (my record is 578 pages in 8 hours). I'm highly adept, and partially addicted to, texting and technology. I'm pretty awesome at bullshitting essays/papers/exams in school.
I don't like any green foods (except mint chocolate chip icecream), or any fruits or vegetables. I don't like people who don't know the difference between your - you're, there - their - they're, etc. I don't really like being surprised. . .they almost never turn out to be good surprises. I really don't like swimming in oceans or lakes.
I love reading, hockey and football, coffee and hot chocolate, Disney, learning and trying new things, swimming pools, being girly on occasion, and warm fuzzy blankets.
What I’m doing with my life
Attending HCC in pursuit of an associates degree in Medical assisting. I'm also a full-time single mommy to a 1 year old girl.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos and stretched ears. Or my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: crybaby, hairspray, the jurassic park series, twister, the riddick series, old musicals, horror and zombie flicks, action/adventure and scifi over chick flicks any day.

TV Shows: bones, 2 broke girls, big bang theory, futurama, American dad, nashville, animal documentaries, whale wars, anything on I.d. (snapped, fatal attraction, etc).

Music: doo wop and 40's 50's hits, michael jackson, elvis, coheed and cambria, norma jean, attila, emarosa, dance gavin dance, so many more to list. . .
and I cannot lie, I shake my booty to ke$ha, katy perry and other radio hits.

Food: pastas, steak, chicken, burgers, breads, cupcakes, tacos, pizza (I'm a terribly unhealthy eater).
On a typical Friday night I am
At home doing homework and mommy things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I made a bear named Torben at build a bear and I sleep with him every night.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a big burly manly man WITH: tattoos, a good head on your shoulders, an appreciation for good coffee whiskey and food, a decent taste in music, a love for horror/zombies/nerd things, the ability to tolerate and handle a woman who can (on occasion) be a handful, the capacity to be 100% honest all of the time (even if it means a fight here or there).
And that's just the basics.