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bright_artist

33 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/mpQ7PyjlL98
The wording of my profile maybe a bit rambunctious for someone, but throughout the nonsensical gobbledygook, I'm kinda pleasant. [italics] Trust me on this... wink. [italics] We can all be biased and overstate things, but you'll have to try out for yourself. I'm actually... not going to stamp the word, "nice" because that's cliche. How is kind or affable?

*I would carry a Thesaurus, but my smart phone dictated me that I should throw all my books in a public bonfire? It's a Hal of a phone.

No, I do not live inside padded walls, "humor" comes naturally to me. And do not be turned offed if you think I'm a screw loose. I'm just enjoying life. A friend gave me this quote, In nothing is a man's character more fully revealed than what he finds laughable, unquote. −Goethe

Now, about you: my psychologist doesn't believe me when I told him that I never played with or dressed up dolls. Who are you? 'Cause I really wanna know.

I'm still trying to figure out the details/ feminine gestics are intriguing/ intelligence: https://youtu.be/w7BBNEwyOjw/ exercising and eating healthy is important/ pigment of some sort/ snazzy & florid fashioned/ affectionate and playful/ wears glasses/ ...I have no fucking clue. "I’m rubber, you’re glue, everything you say sticks right back to you."

*It's unfair! I'm pouting: "Why Women Can't Go Topless" -YouTube

I probably like something that goes like this: https://youtu.be/qmrIQueFogk. I promise, I will keep dreaming. Gotta love that strut. I like Esperanza Spaulding too, she's multi-talented!

*You need an Aspirin already? We haven't even reached the bottom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chapter 2
I'm person who does art, which I think they are good. I just do it. Art is subjective, therefore people's minds think differently. I don't want to sound pretentious, but it's probably too late. I can't afford to be sued by both, Nike or Apple-I'm just a starving artist, who's just now desiring apples.

I'm creative, I've dabbled in many art classes. I never said I was "bright." I'm too clever to admit I'm a pseudo intellectual. [smiles.]

I am attracted to bright colors, but not luminous ones. I will seize the day, yet I'm still a modern day Nosferatu. I'm allergic to "artificial" light, and too much exposure at nighttime disrupts sleep patterns, and may cause depression. And that my friend, is the reason why I savor dark humor.

Speaking of all things fake, I cannot understand perfection; it's something you can never attain. Like, famous people with plastic surgery: the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

I'm a step-uncle. No injuries. I believe it's a fanciful idea for some people to go along with the stream of life, without knowing what's beyond your ken. To my knowledge, there's no Barbie doll that's pregnant. And there is no contest to reach a milestone.

Sorry for being controversial, but that's wife. I'm not opposed to date women who have kids. Yet again, disapproval is ominous−just like Eminem's career. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chapter 3
I enjoy running; I run smoothly like a well-oiled machine. Unlike the character in the movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent & minus the conk to the head.

Making things funny:
A flock of women walk around the block
Men with their blazen wavy cock
Hard as rock! ...Fully stocked, and ready to dock!
Says the jocks...What a shock?
The men knock, but women have their legs locked
Tick-tock goes the biological clock.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Chapter 4
I'm person who does art, which I think they are good. I just do it. Art is subjective, therefore people's minds think differently. I don't want to sound pretentious, but it's probably too late. I can't afford to be sued by both, Nike or Apple-I'm just a starving artist, who's just now desiring apples.

I'm creative, I've dabbled in many art classes. I never said I was "bright." I'm too clever to admit I'm a pseudo intellectual. [smiles.]

I am attracted to bright colors, but not luminous ones. I will seize the day, yet I'm still a modern day Nosferatu. I'm allergic to "artificial" light, and too much exposure at nighttime disrupts sleep patterns, and may cause depression. And that my friend, is the reason why I savor dark humor.

Speaking of all things fake, I cannot understand perfection; it's something you can never attain. Like, famous people with plastic surgery: the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

I'm a step-uncle. No injuries. I believe it's a fanciful idea for some people to go along with the stream of life, without knowing what's beyond your ken. To my knowledge, there's no Barbie doll that's pregnant. And there is no contest to reach a milestone.

Sorry for being controversial, but that's wife. I'm not opposed to date women who have kids. Yet again, disapproval is ominous−just like Eminem's career. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Chapter 5
-- -PABULUM PHIMS---
Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Birdman, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, What's Up Tigerlilly, Young Frankenstein, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, THX 1138, The City of The Lost Children, Whiplash, Life & Death of Peter Sellers & more.
---TELEVISION---
PBS: Art 21, Independent Lens, NOVA, Frontline, Nature, Newshour, How We Got to Now. I've also watched the following: The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Duckman.
---SOUNDS---
I don't listen to music, I cut both of my ears off. But I can still hear Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Electronic Music and such. Everything but sundry. I do like Tayor Swift, but I didn't say anything about her music.
---FOODSTUFFS---
Fast food is fucking disgusting! MacDonald's "meat" is cow tongue and raccoon butt. I eat tomato sandwiches with lettuce and sometimes tuna. Ice cream is fucking gross−it's edible, but I don't crave it. I eat oats topped with raisan and honey, and milk. And more stuff. I like a healthy looking body, [italics] although without the brain you don't have one! [italics]
---READS---
People who read Harry Potter suffer from paramnesia. Only a joke folks. I also look at profiles; I think mine's a good read, I enjoy writing and browsing the dictionary. Syntax errors can be fixed but who here is a punctilious New York Times editor? Many typos are errs−I hope I'm not a lost clause.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapter 6
Humor and loose leaf green tea:

I get frightened a lot. I'm a nebbish, and I cannot find the reason why I'm such a schlemiel. The nausea feeling is making me lose my meal. Ow gosh, my high anxiety is acting again. Sometimes, I cower under the bed, and I know that's the best place that no one will ever find out I'm a cowardly lion. I'm no one's derring-do. I quiver under the covers at night, thinking about things that might hurt me. I wear adult diapers, just in case I pee in my pants...it's embarrassing. My doctor seems he's annoyed by my list of complaints and whiny voice that I have. My asthma inhaler is the only weapon I carry against any mischiefs out there. My knees hurt, and my skinny bones are frail. I hope nobody beats me up again. "Geee-oh-god!" I just ripped off my band-aid. I hope I don't have to put on some special ointment; it might flare up my sinuses. Oh god, my neck is hurting me...! My fingers are killing me, this keyboard is hurting my sore fingers. I might build up the courage to message you, oh oy, so here goes nothing.

I don't know where all this comes from, but it's worth menschen-ing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chapter 7
Do you know what would it be like to wrestle a Nicki Minaj? Of course not. Here's a dramatization: https://youtu.be/Nv9CkjkOyzo

Why believe in heaven when gravity will bring us all to hell? I don't care if you think differently, as long as you are able to say something funny about it. Everything doesn't happen for a heathen, and that's probably for a good reason. Anybody who thinks "It's knot okay to be gay," a bouquet will be thrown at you anyway.

I don't understand comic books. The question that I wonder about: are all the X-Men paying child support and alimony bills. They must be a bunch of scumbag father figures, rather than action figures.

I'm mystified by yoni. Err... I mean yoga: it might a cult. Whatever you do, don't eat the Subway bread. Does, "Mister Ed" have erectile dysfunction? Do you want a six inch or a footlong? I couldn't resist.

I wonder if this Lord of Ring guy, "Gandalf" is a gRand wizard? You know, the guy with the pointy hat, with a white beard. Subliminal.

Does Dubya like broccoli? We will find out the answer, when we come back after these messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chapter 8
Be honest... Do you think I'm a fungi? I like to have fun in ways, which somebody observing might think I'm incredibly bored. Bored games can be fun. Shall we say, Mahjong, Chess or Scabble? I also love Tapped Out. Banter is always fun, but when you get bad-in-age, fun fades away. Bingo anyone?

I apologize for lengthy profile. Here's some things that irritate me:

*https://youtu.be/a7G_7e-oP6w

*https://youtu.be/ALzCl6T8ZDI

*http://nyti.ms/1wUtc9W
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Chapter 9
I bite, AND I also have rabies. Bad idea. Extremely bad idea. I only date women who have pink eyebrows, purple hands, and a yellow smile. I'm not sure what that last one means, but you better have one! Also, I can not give you a hug if you do not live near Atlanta.

I know profile lacks originality, but here are my demands: (they're cliche, but who gives a damn.)

*I won't respond to pictures that mirror my personality. I'm self-important; excuse me if my views are discordant to you and your individuality. (It's my mordant, wickedly bad humor that gets me into trouble.)

*I'm allergic to dogs. OKcupid's looking into changing the semantics of word "dislike" to allergic−my inhaler helps me love dogs. I'm 5'8, that is tall as they make 'em; that of course is me. High heel shoes wins again−I give up. I will duck down and watch the women fight each other.

*Polygons are a chain of straight lines. If you put them together, they create a three-dimensional space. Just so we're on the same page, Polyanomorus is false word coined the 80's; they're completely different things. I apologize for the confusion.