"We trace Moses who invented the law, which nobody obeyed. Jesus who invented who invented forgiveness, and nobody wanted to forgive. Marx who invented sharing the spoils, which nobody wanted to do. Freud said if you can't stop stealing, and can't forgive, and can't share, do you think you can stand other people? And nobody wanted to that. And finally Einstein arrives, the fifth Jewish philosopher, and he says, "Dear Roosevelt, I have a bomb that can destroy everything, we built up until now." And this caught on." -Mort Saul
Me thinks religion is very silly; it is just a misguided explanation, sought by our solar system. Why believe in heaven when gravity will bring us all to hell? Is that where Inge Lehmann resides? Anybody who thinks "It's knot okay to be gay," a bouquet will be thrown at you anyway.
I don't care if you think differently, as long as you're able to say something funny about it. I'm not kidding around, I'm very serious about it! Jesus shaves. Everything good doesn't happen for a heathen, and that's probably for a bad reason, right? [teasing]