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32 M Atlanta, GA

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Mostly anything
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Art / Music / Writing
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I can say I'm adorable, and lovable to hug & squeeze. I'm not one those Pee-wee Herman dolls, with the pull-strings, but lovable. (Did I mention I'm adorable?) What can I say, I'm affectionate. ● My mom keeps telling me: I'm the best-looking guy around town. But I reply, Ah shucks, that's a bunch of malarkey! ● My memory's bad, but that's cute, right? ● I have a beard! I wear it sometimes, but not always.

I'm creative, I cannot stop creating whether you like it or not. (Let's hope you like it.) I've dabbled w/ fine art, graphic art, video editing, Photoshop, snap-shots, drawing, painting, mixed media, and now I'm learning how to make pop-up books.

I'm an artist who does not understand perfection. I believe that is something you can never attain. Like famous people with plastic surgery; the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

I dislike dogs!!? I like most dogs, dogs that can handle my allergies and my temperament to barking. Most of all, dogs that aren't used as fashion accessory... Some say that's animal abuse, I say they're absolutely right. I like my step-mom's Boston terrier: silent, but dandruff's deadly :)

We are looking for sex. All of us, but for me it's not at an immediate priority. Just so you know it's not uncommon.
What I’m doing with my life
I live singularly, with feline roommates. I'm able to support myself all right. Making art is something I do, in the meantime. Although I'm not occupied in earning a payroll, this is what I'm working on, [that's if you're asking.] Partial-seizing the day, everyday! I stop, I've dropped, but have not rolled. (Don't read too much into that.)

I visited 'South Halsted Street & West 77th Street,' it was a blast! You cannot say you've crossed (& did a hail Mary) that off your list.

This gave me a laugh, literally. I'm Claustrophobic!
I’m really good at
I'm good at writing silly poems. Tick-Tock Goes the Biological Clock, There Once Was a Lady Named Sarah Haiti, and Capt. B.P. Sails the Black Sea. [Written copies are available upon request.]

Chess, not be confused with chest. I doubt anyone here's good at this however it don't hurt. I believe it's the only sport I thoroughly enjoy besides running. I run a route that surrounds a decent part of ATL, approx. 10 miles. It doesn't total up to twenty-miles, but I was never good at math. (Unlike the character in movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent, & minus the conk to the head.) I run very smoothly like a well-oiled machine.... you cannot catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

Coming-up with trademarks: Sub-Valentine's Day™, "Eat fresh" yoga mats;™, Comcast-deered™ eXtra─virginity™, I POD stands for: I Prototype Overdose™, The 'Producers' Voice™. (Some are cryptic.)
The first things people usually notice about me
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -Dr. Seuss
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This makes me happy: ● Cat lovers will indeed love this:

A list of comedians that aspire to me. Brian Williams, Steven Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Louis C.K., Kevin Nealon, Michael Ian Black, Jason Jones, Steve Carell, Jim Carrey, Sarah Silverman, and many others not coming to mind. The two "comedians" I don't like are Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers. :)

I've really, really enjoyed Under the Skin and Nymphomaniac. Both very cerebral!

Whole Foods samples are the best! The cherries are delicious! Do you think 10$ a bag is a reasonable price? A banana and bottled water, total under a dollar. Only at Whole Foods.

I like all these:
V=Violence, S=Sexual situations, L=Coarse Language, D=Suggestive Dialogue, FV=fantasy violence? We need more sex, less violence. A T-shirt idea! ;)

The Simpsons is awesome: "Dumb Starbucks"

Nobody can touch The Beatles, The Simpsons, or PBS! So don't touch it, okay... you can touch if you feel like it. If you don't like Jazz, you also regret being my neighbor. Smooth Jazz is not allowed in my home.
The six things I could never do without
One thing I cannot do without is caffeine from (Gyokuro) green tea. I urge you NOT to buy coffee from Sucksbucks!™

I also like sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
With regard to all people who overuse the word, 'serious or seriously'... are you unhappy? According to the definition, it says: "without humor or expression of happiness." ● NBC Night News, Keir Simmons cracks me up. ● Cats ARE better than dogs: :) ● When will Atlantians let SciTrex reopen? ● I'm not sure who started the heart-symbolic hand gesture, but it needs to stop! :) ● When someone mentions, "I have a life," That's good, because I'm breathing too! I guess we all in-habit our lives, differently. ;) ● Apparently, Atlanta's #1! ...In sex trafficking. ● What's so bad about people who take pictures of mirrors; they help see our self's image. ● What's so great about reaching milestones during a lifespan? Such is life. :) ● I think the kid, in the "Kia Sorento" commercial, is possessed by Satan! ● I wonder what a mentally retarded walrus would sound like? ● If "no means no," then tell that to my cat, and he'll listen! ● I'm pretty sure "they" would torture prisoners at Guantanamo Bay with Pharrell Williams' song titled: "Happy." Why not anti-depressants? ● Why is it that someone has the nerve to call a woman a "bitch" without calling man a "butch?" Something doesn't seem right. ● "Choosy mom's choose JIF?" Obese children choose JIF ● How does dating work on Facebook? "Do you... like-like me?" ● I realize this is the spring/summer, but there is no beach near Atlanta. ● Why do people who throw gang signs, seems like they are suffering from Cerebral Palsy? It's not offensive because I put the 'disability' last! ● Bikers who say, "On your left," clearly don't know the difference between your and you're, since I often tell them, "Your/you're right!" ● The influx of illegal children immigrants has led the 'Nice-Immigration-Customs-Enforcement' agency to send them back via Freedom Buses. :) ● Fox News compares Obama to Hitler. I'd say George W. Bush's artwork looks a lot like the fuhrer! Take that. ● I wanna see someone step on dog poo, because they were hyper-focused and zeroing-on their cell phones. And then I would point and laugh, like Nelson from The Simpsons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Be honest... Do you think I'm a fungi?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a birder-er! I hunt birds. Let it be known. :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I've been making a lot friends here. Although it seems, most if not all of them, forget my number or something. I don't mind being complimented, "awesome," "sweet," or "great guy." Because afterall, maybe I am an awesome, sweet great guy!

You aren't a sheep. ;-)

If you're much like the same, I enjoy "Laughing Out Loud," then lollygagging and lolling, while eating a lollipop! (no pun intended!)

If you don't have something too cliche. If you know the difference between queen and quean! I emphasize, 'know.'

If you know the difference between parish and perish! Or stay and stey. That is why there's writers and editors; they make money doing it. Look into it, it's worth a try.

Just ask for the Wolfman!