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bright_artist

33 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What I can say, I'm adorable and lovable to hug & squeeze. I'm not one of those Pee-wee Herman dolls, with the pull-strings, but lovable. Did I mention I'm adorable? My mom keeps telling me I'm the best-looking guy around town. I am glad, sad, and mad, and sometimes happy that my personality can be descibed with all kinds of adjectives out of the dictionary... but who has time for that?

I'm creative, I've dabbled w/ fine art, graphic art (I hate Quark,) video editing, Photoshop, snap-shots, drawing, painting, mixed media, and now I'm learning how to make pop-up books. I'm an artist who does not understand perfection; it's something you can never attain. Like, famous people with plastic surgery; the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

Also, please don't follow me on Instagram, because that is stalking and also creepy. Creepy, as in the horripilation sensation of hairs crawling up, and NOT as slang for someone obnoxious or weird - because that of itself... would just be totally weird... we all take things literally, but that's okay.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Such is life; what are you doing with yours? I make art, and art makes me happy.

No car, and I'm just doing fine. Who says you need to own a car to be successful? Donald Trump would be a bad example, since he inherited his assets from his father. He's an ass & set for life. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy running; I run smoothly like a well-oiled machine. Unlike the character in the movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent & minus the conk to the head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My memory's bad, but that's cute, right? I have a beard! I wear it sometimes, just like grown-ups who put on Halloween guises. It's funny how maturity can be perceived. Although, why be "mature" when you can be playful and silly? But who looks like that? Ryan Sill-y. I do lack the composure to grow as a dolt, yet I'm someone who doesn't shop at Toys 'R Us. I do not have social identity, because I'm too cool for high school-ers. I'm not a Scientist, but I do know you really shouldn't deprive kids from their child-like wonder. It's like cutting circulation off a sense of creativity, during those developmental stages. One to grownup on. :-D

Am I a nice guy? Let me be gross for a second. Nice guys finish 'first' because they've been jerking off for a long time. Nice guys are not gross. ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a visual learner, what can I say?

---PABULUM PHIMS---
Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, Young Frankenstein, What's Up Tigerlilly, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, THX 1138, The City of The Lost Children, and Life & Death of Peter Sellers
***I would much rather listen to the voice-over from FRONTLINE than the one for action/horror movie trailers: which, gives you a clear indication to avoid it.
---TELEVISION---
PBS: Art 21, Independent Lens, NOVA, Frontline, Nature, Newshour, How We Got to Now. I've also watched the following: The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Duckman. Could we possibly squeeze-in a Wonder Years or The Goldbergs. Apparently, there's a show called, The Following... :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Gyokuro) green tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love the word, flapdoodle, because that's me. My mind is like a pell-mell from hell. It's a whirling tornado and my thoughts are hard to grasp ahold of. "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -Dr. Seuss.

A friend gave me this quote, In nothing is a man's character more fully revealed than what he finds laughable, unquote -- Goethe.

I'm not a Scientist, but I love that fact OKcupid bases romantic chemistry on computer language. George Orwell's rolling over in his grave.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Be honest... Do you think I'm a fungi? I like to have fun in ways, which somebody observing might think I'm incredibly bored. Bored games can be fun. Shall we say, Mahjong, Chess or Scabble? I also love Tapped Out.
You should message me if
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I bite, AND I also have rabies. Bad idea. Extremely bad idea. I only date women who have pink eyebrows, purple hands, and a yellow smile. I'm not sure what that last one means, but you better have one!

If you have good manners in breaking a man's heart. "THEN," I will forget about it and think nothing of it. Eh. :-)

Are YOU a Scientist?

If you hate Christmas with a 'Passion!' I don't hate it, I put up with it. Merry Capitalism. ;-)

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