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33 Atlanta, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:45pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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What I can say, I'm adorable and lovable to hug & squeeze. I'm not one of those Pee-wee Herman dolls, with the pull-strings, but lovable. Did I mention I'm adorable? My mom keeps telling me I'm the best-looking guy around town. I'm not sure what guy you think I am, but I'm that guy. I am glad, sad, and mad, and I am not a hipster who wears plaid. My personality can be descibed with all kinds of adjectives out of the dictionary; but, who has time for that?

I'm creative, I've dabbled w/ fine art, graphic art (I hate Quark,) video editing, Photoshop, snap-shots, drawing, painting, mixed media, and now I'm learning how to make pop-up books. I'm an artist who does not understand perfection; it's something you can never attain. Like, famous people with plastic surgery; the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

Also, please don't follow me on Instagram, because that is stalking and also creepy. Creepy, as in the horripilation sensation of hairs crawling up, and NOT as slang for someone obnoxious or weird - because that of itself... would just be totally weird... we all take things literally, but that's okay.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My five-year plan is not live an assimilated "Leave it to Beaver" lifestyle. I'm not like most people, I cannot afford psychics. What I'm thinking now, may not occur later. I'm comfortable living in a city, maybe not Atlanta, but any city -- for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy running; I run smoothly like a well-oiled machine. Unlike the character in the movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent & minus the conk to the head.

Making things funny:
"Tick-tock goes the biological clock"
A flock of women walk around the block
Men with their blazen wavy cock
Hard as rock! ...Fully stocked, and ready to dock!
Says the jocks...What a shock?
The men knock, but women have their legs locked
Tick-tock goes the biological clock
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My memory's bad, but that's cute, right? I have a beard! I wear it sometimes, just like grown-ups who put on Halloween guises. It's funny how maturity can be perceived. Although, why be "mature" when you can be playful and silly?

*If you don't know the difference between E.I. and E.M., then your nothing but a twit without wit! (Tease tell me you have a sense of humor.) Besides, only a flimsy psychologist may able to tell your "emotionally safe." Give credit where credit is due, I don't about you, but they make damn good cookies! [I made your look.]

I love the word, flapdoodle, because that's me. My mind is like a pell-mell from hell. It's a whirling tornado and my thoughts are hard to grasp ahold of. "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -Dr. Seuss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Birdman, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, What's Up Tigerlilly, Young Frankenstein, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, THX 1138, The City of The Lost Children, and Life & Death of Peter Sellers.
PBS: Art 21, Independent Lens, NOVA, Frontline, Nature, Newshour, How We Got to Now. I've also watched the following: The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Duckman.
I don't listen to music, I cut both of my ears off. But I can still hear Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Electronic Music and such.
Fast food is fucking disgusting! I eat tomato sandwiches with lettuce and sometimes tuna. Ice cream is fucking gross--it's edible, but I don't crave it. I eat oats topped with raisan and honey, and milk. And more stuff. I like a healthy looking body, [italics] although without the brain you don't have one! [italics]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Gyokuro) green tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A friend gave me this quote, In nothing is a man's character more fully revealed than what he finds laughable, unquote -- Goethe.

What would it be like to wrestle a Nicki Minaj?

I'm itching to see "Furious 7" when it comes out, because there's no telling how mad Vin Diesel may get. I like Samuel Jackson's eyes, they do all the acting. What a remarkable gift. And Nicholas Cage, don't let me get started with him. He's what you call it, a heavyweight thespian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Be honest... Do you think I'm a fungi? I like to have fun in ways, which somebody observing might think I'm incredibly bored. Bored games can be fun. Shall we say, Mahjong, Chess or Scabble? I also love Tapped Out.
You should message me if
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I bite, AND I also have rabies. Bad idea. Extremely bad idea. I only date women who have pink eyebrows, purple hands, and a yellow smile. I'm not sure what that last one means, but you better have one!

I'm not going to read "U R" profile if you are going to shout at me! Perhaps this humor of this sentence is dull and cliché, but thought should try it anyway. Just don't mess with lexis.

I haven't measured my arm length before, but I can only give you a hug if you live near Atlanta.