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bright_artist

33 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A friend gave me this quote, In nothing is a man's character more fully revealed than what he finds laughable, unquote. −Goethe

"We trace Moses who invented the law, which nobody obeyed. Jesus who invented who invented forgiveness, and nobody wanted to forgive. Marx who invented sharing the spoils, which nobody wanted to do. Freud said if you can't stop stealing, and can't forgive, and can't share, do you think you can stand other people? And nobody wanted to that. And finally Einstein arrives, the fifth Jewish philosopher, and he says, "Dear Roosevelt, I have a bomb that can destroy everything, we built up until now." And this caught on." -Mort Saul

Me thinks religion is very silly; it is just a misguided explanation, sought by our solar system. Why believe in heaven when gravity will bring us all to hell? Is that where Inge Lehmann resides? Anybody who thinks "It's knot okay to be gay," a bouquet will be thrown at you anyway. I don't care if you think differently, as long as you are able to say something funny about it. Jesus shaves. Everything good doesn't happen for a heathen, and that's probably for a bad reason, right? [teasing]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
None of your business. I make scribbles, and call it art. I travel into abyss of my childlike imagination, and experiment with finger painting, crayons, and Play-Doh. I'm pretty good at what I do, I make a mean Mr. Potato Head.

The alarmclock goes off sometimes in morning, in the afternoon, and even in the evening. Your schedule maybe not mine, but I'm sure we could make ours aline. This depends when my artwork gets done. Too much exposure to nighttime Netflix, may cause insomnolent sleep patterns and broomsticks noises.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy running; I run smoothly like a well-oiled machine. Unlike the character in the movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent & minus the conk to the head. You shouldn't attempt to race me, 'cause I will wind.

Making things funny:
A flock of women walk around the block
Men with their blazen wavy cock
Hard as rock! ...Fully stocked, and ready to dock!
Says the jocks...What a shock?
The men knock, but women have their legs locked
Tick-tock goes the biological clock.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall, independently wealthy... I'm a realist, and but not overfanciful.

I am attracted to bright colors, but not luminous ones. I will seize the day, and Nosferatu seeks the night. I'm allergic to "artificial" light. Unlike him, I clip my fingernails just right.

I need enough legerity in the tank to banter or else I'll start speaking pidgin English and Gibberish. Let me add "fluently," so I appear much more smug. I drink (loose) green tea to get the motor cortex running. I'm hesitant to say I own a Yugo, yet I have to tinker with the ignition. That's a metaphor for depleted energy, since don't rely on driving. I thought the city living was meant for public transportation and biking. I think walking is a better solution.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-- -PABULUM PHIMS---
Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Birdman, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, What's Up Tigerlilly, Young Frankenstein, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, THX 1138, The City of The Lost Children, Whiplash, Life & Death of Peter Sellers & more.
---TELEVISION---
PBS: Art 21, Independent Lens, NOVA, Frontline, Nature, Newshour, How We Got to Now. I've also watched the following: The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Duckman.
---SOUNDS---
I don't listen to music, I cut both of my ears off. But I can still hear Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Electronic Music and such. Everything but sundry.

Tayor Swift seems very intelligent, she should quit and teach teenagers to learn "Music Appreciation." Imagine consultants are great influences, and premote a healthy self-esteem to the "untutored youth."

---FOODSTUFFS---
Fast food is fucking disgusting! MacDonald's "meat" is cow tongue and raccoon butt. I eat tomato sandwiches with lettuce and sometimes tuna. Ice cream is fucking gross−it's edible, but I don't crave it. I eat oats topped with raisan and honey, and milk. And cat hairs. I like a healthy looking body, [italics] although without the brain you don't have one! [italics]
---READS---
People who read Harry Potter suffer from paramnesia. Only a joke folks. I also look at profiles; I think mine's a good read, I enjoy writing and browsing the dictionary. Syntax errors can be fixed but who here is a punctilious New York Times editor? Many typos are errs−I hope I'm not a lost clause.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
How do I let loose? I get my party on. OKcupid: I would take out the "Netflix," for Comparative Advertisement.

I think pennies are Mario coins.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here are my "demands:" :-)

*Polygons are a chain of straight lines. If you put them together, they create a three-dimensional space. Just so we're on the same page, Polyanomorus is false word coined the 80's; they're completely different things. To settle the confusion, you're not my "type." I've already typed, "monogamous." (Mahna Mahna) ...do-do-do-do-do.

*Polar opposites, my friend. Racism is to hate as Ignorance is to unaware of knowledge, (also known as Stupidity.) If someone someone doesn't know that then that's half the battle: https://youtu.be/PI_RJOPYDXM

*My efforts to warn certain users not to contact me has been exasperating. Even though I typed it with bold upcase letters, at the bottom of my page!

*Good advice from the drunken Jim Morrison, "...Keep your eyes on the road and your hands, your hands upon the wheel."

*If you know the difference between "if" and "then," then that makes no significance. But, it's certainly noteworthy, if you know English. If you have been through college, then it is not uncommon for us to speak it [italics] fluently. [italics]