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33 • Atlanta, GA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 3:17am
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Not at all
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has cats
Making things funny:
A flock of women walk around the block
Men with their blazen wavy cock
Hard as rock! ...Fully stocked, and ready to dock!
Says the jocks...What a shock?
The men knock, but women have their legs locked
Tick-tock goes the biological clock.
-- -PABULUM PHIMS---
Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Birdman, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, What's Up Tigerlilly, Young Frankenstein, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, THX 1138, The City of The Lost Children, Whiplash, Life & Death of Peter Sellers & more.
PBS: Art 21, Independent Lens, NOVA, Frontline, Nature, Newshour, How We Got to Now. I've also watched the following: The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Duckman.
I don't listen to music, I cut both of my ears off. But I can still hear Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Electronic Music and such. Everything but sundry. I do like Tayor Swift, but I didn't say anything about her music.
Fast food is fucking disgusting! MacDonald's "meat" is cow tongue and raccoon butt. I eat tomato sandwiches with lettuce and sometimes tuna. Ice cream is fucking gross−it's edible, but I don't crave it. I eat oats topped with raisan and honey, and milk. And more stuff. I like a healthy looking body, [italics] although without the brain you don't have one! [italics]
People who read Harry Potter suffer from paramnesia. Only a joke folks. I also look at profiles; I think mine's a good read, I enjoy writing and browsing the dictionary. Syntax errors can be fixed but who here is a punctilious New York Times editor? Many typos are errs−I hope I'm not a lost clause.
2. Little things (they do say a lot.)
3. Thinking inside the box
4. Big things (hey, it grew, may be not...)
5. Sexual innuendos
6. Laughing at my own "jokes."
Why believe in heaven when gravity will bring us all to hell? I don't care if you think differently, as long as you are able to say something funny about it. Everything doesn't happen for a heathen, and that's probably for a good reason. Anybody who thinks "It's knot okay to be gay," a bouquet will be thrown at you anyway.
I'm a step-uncle. No injuries. There is no contest to reach a milestone. Sorry for being controversial, but that's wife. "Patience is virtue." There's chace you'll hit a rock, or go racing (down) waterfalls.* It's a fanciful idea to paddle along with the stream of life, without knowing what's beyond your ken. To my knowledge, there's no Barbie doll that's pregnant.
*hint: Lisa Lopes
Speaking of all things fake, I cannot understand perfection; it's something you can never attain. Like, famous people with plastic surgery: the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they. You're a boob, if you want saline in them.
The word, "Chihuahua" intially sounds obnoxious to my ears. :)
What do N.A.M.B.L.A. and loud, cacophonous ice cream trucks have in common?
I'm still trying to figure out the details: feminine gestics are intriguing/ wit: https://youtu.be/w7BBNEwyOjw/ exercising and eating healthy is important/ pigment of some sort/ snazzy & florid fashioned/ affectionate and playful/ wears glasses/ ...I have no fucking clue. "I’m rubber, you’re glue, everything you say sticks right back to you."
I probably like something that goes like this: https://youtu.be/qmrIQueFogk. I promise, I will keep dreaming. Gotta love that strut. I like Esperanza Spaulding too, she's multi-talented.
Here are my "demands:" :-)
*Polygons are a chain of straight lines. If you put them together, they create a three-dimensional space. Just so we're on the same page, Polyanomorus is false word coined the 80's; they're completely different things. I apologize for the confusion.
*My efforts to warn certain users not to contact me has been exasperating. Even though I typed it with bold upcase letters, at the bottom of my page!
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