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33 Atlanta, GA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
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What I can say, I'm adorable and lovable to hug & squeeze. I'm not one of those Pee-wee Herman dolls, with the pull-strings, but lovable. Did I mention I'm adorable? My mom keeps telling me I'm the best-looking guy around town. I'm not sure what guy you think I am, but I'm that guy. I am glad, sad, and mad, and I am not a hipster who wears plaid. My personality can be descibed with all kinds of adjectives out of the dictionary; but, who has time for that?

I'm creative, I've dabbled w/ fine art, graphic art (I hate Quark,) video editing, Photoshop, snap-shots, drawing, painting, mixed media, and now I'm learning how to make pop-up books. I'm an artist who does not understand perfection; it's something you can never attain. Like, famous people with plastic surgery: the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

Also, please don't follow me on Instagram, because that is stalking and also creepy. Creepy, as in the horripilation sensation of hairs crawling up, and NOT as slang for someone obnoxious or weird - because that of itself... would just be totally weird... we all take things literally, but that's okay.

I'm allergic to dogs. OKcupid's looking into changing the semantics of word dislike, apparently. That's because I asked them to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am person who does art, which I think they are good. I just do it. Art is subjective, therefore people's minds think differently. I don't want to sound pretentious, but it's probably too late.

I'm a step-uncle, whether I like it or not. Miracle Grow has an effect on how fast they grow; it's noxious, so I wouldn't recommend it. We mature slowly, until we become fertilizer for plants to sprout. I am not sure when and where this will happen. Children are only considered 'the future' because they keep existing, duh! I cannot foresee the future, nor can I envision small kids running around aimlessly on The Beltline. That's to say, not anytime soon. We're not all obligated to be synchronized with another's milestone, which is why I'm projecting my ideals and sharing it with you. Thank you for your time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy running; I run smoothly like a well-oiled machine. Unlike the character in the movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent & minus the conk to the head.

Making things funny:
A flock of women walk around the block
Men with their blazen wavy cock
Hard as rock! ...Fully stocked, and ready to dock!
Says the jocks...What a shock?
The men knock, but women have their legs locked
Tick-tock goes the biological clock

Laughing at these guys:,38338/. [Atlanta is flooded with them, and you date them -- don't lie.] Jealousy is for fools, I know the rules.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some have told me that I am eyesome, but also awesome -- I'm not sure what they are talking about. My memory's bad, but that's cute... right? I have a beard! I wear it sometimes -- just like grown-ups who put on Halloween guises. It's funny how maturity can be perceived. Although, why be "mature" when you can be playful and silly? However, I'm not enthusiastic pepper-upper-er, with a idiot grin. Such as the disturbing look on the manikin's faces at the store enterance in Old Navy. Maybe that's just me.

I love the word, flapdoodle, because that's me. My mind is like a pell-mell from hell. It's a whirling tornado and my thoughts are hard to grasp ahold of. "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -Dr. Seuss.

Now, about you: I like strong women, (especially if you're athletically toned,) yet can hold a feminine gesticulations. Who are you? I'm still trying to figure out the details. I do like something that goes like this: I "hate" exaggerations; an obsession is a mental illness, but I'm glued. We can all dream on, "Yes We Can."
-Cesar Chavez
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, Ernest Scared Stupid, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Birdman, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, What's Up Tigerlilly, Young Frankenstein, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, THX 1138, The City of The Lost Children, Whiplash, Life & Death of Peter Sellers & more.
PBS: Art 21, Independent Lens, NOVA, Frontline, Nature, Newshour, How We Got to Now. I've also watched the following: The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy, and Duckman.
I don't listen to music, I cut both of my ears off. But I can still hear Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Electronic Music and such. Everything but sundry. I do like Tayor Swift, but I didn't say anything about her music.
Fast food is fucking disgusting! I eat tomato sandwiches with lettuce and sometimes tuna. Ice cream is fucking gross--it's edible, but I don't crave it. I eat oats topped with raisan and honey, and milk. And more stuff. I like a healthy looking body, [italics] although without the brain you don't have one! [italics]
People who read Harry Potter suffer from paramnesia. Only a joke folks. I read minds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Gyokuro) green tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A friend gave me this quote, In nothing is a man's character more fully revealed than what he finds laughable, unquote -- Goethe.

What would it be like to wrestle a Nicki Minaj?

Why believe in heaven when gravity will bring us all to hell? I don't care if you think differently, as long as you are able to say something funny about it. Everything doesn't happen for a heathen, and that's for a good reason.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Be honest... Do you think I'm a fungi? I like to have fun in ways, which somebody observing might think I'm incredibly bored. Bored games can be fun. Shall we say, Mahjong, Chess or Scabble? I also love Tapped Out.
You should message me if
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I bite, AND I also have rabies. Bad idea. Extremely bad idea. I only date women who have pink eyebrows, purple hands, and a yellow smile. I'm not sure what that last one means, but you better have one! I can't give you a hug if you do not live near Atlanta. Ignore this sentence, and in return, I will too! :-)

Furthermore, I'm not going to read "U R" profile if you are going to shout at me! Perhaps this humor of this sentence is dull and cliché, but thought should try it anyway. Just don't mess with lexis.

Polygons are a chain of straight lines. If you put them together, they create a three-dimensional space. Just so we're on the same page, Polyanomorus is false word coined the 80's; they're completely different things. I apologize for the confusion.