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32 M Atlanta, GA

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Mostly anything
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Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I'm creative as hell; what can I say? It's involuntary, it's a disease. I cannot stop creating! So far, I dabbled w/: fine art, graphic art, video editing, Photoshop, snap-shots, drawing, painting, mixed media, and now I'm learning how to make pop-up books.

I'm an artist who does not understand perfection, if by chance that's something you're reaching for, I would hate to let you down by there is nothing you can ever attain. Hence, famous people w/ plastic surgery. They look lovely, don't they.

I like most dogs, dogs that can handle my allergies and my tem-perament to barking. Most of all, dogs that aren't used as fashion accessory... It's animal abuse! [Look it up, if you have to.] I like my step-mom's Boston terrier: silent, but dandruff's deadly :)

I like Obama because of his unpopular ideas and intellectual think-ing. Myself, I believe weddings are lavish and a waste of money - the courthouse is the way to go for the same experience. More-over, I support abortion rights, "Not every ejaculation deserves a name." George Carlin.

*Apparently, in Georgia, there's such a thing as "muddin'." I am not sure what that could possibly be. ● Kudos to OKcupid for add-ing "relationship type," because I was tired of people whining about that sort of thing, (as if they were proud of it.) Jeez. ●
We are looking for sex! All of us, but not at an immediate priority. Just so you know it's not uncommon. [reading back some of the stuff I type often does not makes sense at all, does that happen to you? wink.]

I don't care if you are a theist, as long as you aren't rabid or foaming from the mouth. You should that Atheists aren't bad people: ...
What I’m doing with my life
I finally want to 'come out of the closet' and say: I have a lot of clothes! Mostly, from my brother and some from my frugal shop-ping. ;)

I live singularly, with feline roommates. I'm able to support myself all right. Making art is something I do, in the meantime. Although I'm not occupied in earning a payroll, this is what I'm working on, [that's if you're asking.]

Partial-seizing the day, everyday! I stop, I've dropped, but have not rolled. (Don't read too much into that.) What am I ever doing with my life, OKputrid™ asks? My neighbors must think I'm a troglodyte or/and a curmudgeon. Effectually mak-ing art takes a little time, (for those who don't know.) And artists cannot spit-out gold much like a 'writer's block.' Oh boy, are we in the long haul, yet again each of us takes one day at a time.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a neces-sary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -Dr. Seuss

I visited 'South Halsted Street & West 77th Street,' it was a blast! You cannot say you've crossed (& did a hail Mary) that off your list.

This gave me a laugh: Now I'm a Coulrophobia
I’m really good at
I'm good at writing silly poems. Tick-Tock Goes the Biological Clock, There Once Was a Lady Named Sarah Haiti, and Capt. B.P. Sails the Black Sea. [Written copies are available upon request.]

Chess, not be confused with chest. I doubt anyone here's good at this however it don't hurt. I believe it's the only sport I thor-oughly enjoy besides running. I'm really, "good at" running; I'm able to run a 'closed circuit' that surrounds a decent part of ATL, approx. 10 miles. It doesn't total up to twenty-miles, but I was never good at math. (Unlike the character in movie Forrest Gump, I speak with North-ern accent, & minus the conk to the head.) I run very smoothly like a 'well-oiled machine;' I eat a banana & suck-on a bottle of water, and then I'm super-charged! Butt, that's before go on run. Some of us are more mature than others, and I'd like to think that! ;)

Coming-up with trademarks: Sub-Valentine's Day™, "Eat fresh" yoga mats;™ and eXtra─virginity™.
Bad jokes? I'd like you to try something better. Not many know what I POD stands for: I Prototype Overdose™, The 'Producers' Voice™.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can say I'm adorable, and lovable to hug & squeeze. I'm not one those Pee-wee Herman dolls, with the pull-strings, but lovable. (Did I mention I'm adorable?) What can I say, I'm affectionate. ● My mom keeps telling me: I'm the best-looking guy around town. But I reply, Ah shucks, that's a bunch of malarkey! ● My memory's bad, but that's cute, right? ● I have a beard! I wear it sometimes, but not always, (just like the hat I wear.) Otherwise, I would be bald, identical to the person in the picture shown. I do have hair, just not as much as you would like it to be. ● Lyrica: don't take it, it may add 10 pounds to your diet. (I'm running feverishly trying to move far away from it, and fast.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This makes me happy: ● Cat lovers will indeed love this:

A list of comedians that aspire to me. Brian Williams, Steven Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Louis C.K., Kevin Nealon, Michael Ian Black, Jason Jones, Steve Carell, Jim Carrey, Sarah Silverman, and many others not coming to mind. The two "comedians" I don't like are Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers. :)

Comcast-teered™ ...I had a choice between 'teered' and 'deered,' which one sounds better to you?

I like all these:
V=Violence, S=Sexual situations, L=Coarse Language, D=Suggestive Dialogue, FV means fantasy violence.

The Simpsons is awesome:
The six things I could never do without
One thing I cannot do without is caffeine from (Gyokuro) green tea. I urge you NOT to buy coffee from Sucksbucks!™

I also like sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
With regard to all people who overuse the word, 'serious or seriously'... are you unhappy? According the definition, it says: "without humor or expression of happiness." ● NBC Night News, Keir Simmons cracks me up. ● When will Atlantians let SciTrex reopen? ● I'm not sure who started the heart-symbolic hand gesture, but it needs to stop! :) ● In eight years, something unpleasant is going to happen to my butt, whether or not I like it - doctor's orders! ● When someone mentions, "I have a life," That's good, because I'm breathing too! I guess we all in-habit our lives, differently. ;) ● Apparently, Atlanta's #1! (...In sex trafficking.) ● Why do we find it OK to prejudge someone who takes pictures of mirrors; they help people see themselves in it. ● What's so great about approaching a milestone on schedule? Don't worry your kidney stones are drawing near! ● I think the kid in the Kia Sorento commercial is possessed by Satan! ● I wonder what a 'mentally retarded walrus' would sound like?
On a typical Friday night I am
...pondering, why this question pertains to my lifestyle on this particular day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an Arkansas arsonist! [at least one of them] FBI, no where!!! (Female bisexual) I'm looking for my 'match,' that is why I'm on line dating. ;)

Kidding of course. Look below.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Okay, '18' anonymous like me, and don't think it's 'OK' to charge 20$ for me find out, who! Drop me a line, instead. Granted that you value me more than a clicking noise of your mouse, (and no fun puns went 'into' that.) There is a message box too. Click on it, you can write stuff on it.

If you're much like the same, I enjoy "Laughing Out Loud," then lollygagging and lolling, while eating a lollipop! -no pun intended-

If you have something too cliche. ;)

If you know the difference between parish and perish! Or stay and stey. That is why there's writer and editors; they money doing it. Look into it, it's worth a try.

If you think three 'if statements' is enough.

If you feel a swoon coming on, then it's probably there!

Just ask for the Wolfman!