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33 M Atlanta, GA

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  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Art / Music / Writing
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and has cats

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I can say I'm adorable, and lovable to hug & squeeze. I'm not one those Pee-wee Herman dolls, with the pull-strings, but lovable. (Did I mention I'm adorable?) What can I say, I'm affectionate. ● My mom keeps telling me: I'm the best-looking guy around town. ● My memory's bad, but that's cute, right? ● I have a beard! I wear it sometimes, but not always.

I do not believe in the 'emoticon baggage' notion that I read from various profiles, because everybody has their own poop. If the writer wants hide their feelings, then it's best to blame it on the dog. OkCupid says I "dislike" dogs? That's not true, not true at all. Okay, I like most dogs--dogs that can handle my allergies and my temperament to barking. Most of all, dogs that aren't used as fashion accessory... Sorry Paris Hilton, that's animal abuse!

Moreover, I like my step-mom's Boston terrier: silent, but dandruff's deadly. Just for clarification, well-behaved dogs can be sweet. I've been on a "face-off" vis-a-vis an unleashed bulldog and two pit bulls; I know about these things. Martha Stewart says, people who love dogs also crave attention. Fuck Martha Stewart, I like attentiveness just as much!

I'm creative, I cannot stop creating whether you like it or not. Let's hope you like it. I've dabbled w/ fine art, graphic art (Quark is horrible software,) video editing, Photoshop, snap-shots, drawing, painting, mixed media, and now I'm learning how to make pop-up books. I'm an artist who does not understand perfection. I believe that is something you can never attain. Like famous people with plastic surgery; the expression on their face is priceless! They look lovely, don't they.

Making art is NOT a good paying career. I shop at Whole Foods for the twenty-cent bananas and free samples---try it sometime. I don't drive a car; if fact, I enjoy picking coins around Atlanta; I live in an inexpensive condo that's not mine, with a slough of maintenance problems. My clothes, some of them are my brother's. I hardly buy new clothes. Is there anybody who is adept at sowing skills? I find hidden treasures, if you will, that people throw away; I mean good stuff. Let us just say, it's the season for "cost of living." Too much information? That's if you get what I really mean.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm able to support myself all right. Making art is something I do, in the meantime. Although I'm not occupied in earning a payroll, this is what I'm working on. That's if you're asking, so don't ask! I'm partial-seizing the day, everyday! I stopped, I've dropped, but have not rolled. Don't read too much into that.

Also, I don't care what 'belief' you go by, as long as you aren't rabid or foaming from the mouth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at writing silly poems. Tick-Tock Goes the Biological Clock, There Once Was a Lady Named Sarah Stalin', and Capt. B.P. Sails the Black Sea. Also, one of my trademarks is exactly that. Here are some, Sub-Valentine's Day™, "Eat fresh" yoga mats;™, Comcast-deered™ eXtra─virginity™, I POD stands for: I Prototype Overdose™, The 'Producers' Voice™. Some are cryptic and some are not.

I thoroughly enjoy running. I run smoothly like a well-oiled machine. Unlike the character in the movie Forrest Gump, I speak with Northern accent--minus the conk to the head. Since I don't speak without a Southern drawl, I make an effort to satirize it. "Duffy Dixon" is fun to say. Additionally, I love playing the role of "ignorance is bliss."
The first things people usually notice about me
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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities." -Dr. Seuss. I love the word, flapdoodle, because that's me.
I'm tall enough to ride a roller coaster, and too old to be a drunkard. On a related note, you shouldn't be after my lucky charms, because I'm Scottish. Do you know what "Claustrophobic" means? If you're afraid of clowns, well then I might be afraid of you too. Speaking of, how much make-up does Nicki Minaj need? Apparently, cooking birthday cakes isn't her forte.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A list of comedians that aspire to me.
Brian Williams, Steven Colbert, Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Louis C.K., Kevin Nealon, Michael Ian Black, Jason Jones, Steve Carell, Jim Carrey, Sarah Silverman, and many others not coming to mind. The two "comedians" I definitely don't like are Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers... They both need laugh tracks. We are bordering a wall against Mexico−why not Canada? The influx of Canadian comedians are becoming a problem.

Playlist: Better than Sex.
\Disk 1\
Elton John - Tiny Dancer ● The Beatles - Hey Jude ● The Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday ● Duran Duran - Ordinary World ● Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here ● Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence ● Brian Eno - The True Wheel ● Iggy Pop - China Girl ● David Bowie - The Jean Genie.
\Disk 2\
Brian Eno - Third Uncle ● Iggy Pop - Gimme Danger ● The Clash - Police & Thieves ● Ramones - Beat on the Brat ● Ramones - Judy is a Punk ● Roxy Music - Re-Make / Re-Model ● Iggy Pop - Lust for Life ● John Lennon - I Found Out ● Cream - Rollin' and Tumblin.'
\Disk 3\
The Rolling Stones - Parachute Woman ● The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon ● Scott Walker - Black Sheep Boy ● The Rolling Stones - Salt of Earth ● The Kinks - The Last of the Steam Powered Trains ● Bob Dylan - Belle Island ● The Kinks - Death of a Clown ● Scott Walker - Sons of ● Van Morrison - Everyone.

*I don't know, I feel exceptional and sophisticated that I am familiar with my parents generation of music taste. If some of these aren't familiar to you, then it's not my fault. (Sarcasm is not read by all, so I'll just put a little wink at the end.)

Ministry of Fear, White Lightening, Under the Skin, Nymphomaniac, Paper Moon, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Ed Wood, 8 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Black Dynamite, Holy Motors, The Fall, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Pi, Lake of Fire, Tideland, La Dolce Vita, Life is Beautiful, Anti-Christ, Between the Folds, Cremaster 3, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove, Happiness, Election, The Birdcage, The Corporation, When You're Strange, Best in Show, Spinal Tap, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Metropolis, Tarnation, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Manufacturing Landscapes, Young Frankenstein, What's Up Tigerlilly, In The Realms of The Unreal, Zero Theorem, Natural Selection, The City of The Lost Children, and Life & Death of Peter Sellers. And of course, THX 1138 is better than Star Bores.™

People who like "V for Vendetta" ought to know Guy Fawkes as well. I hear the book is MUCH better than the movie. ;-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Gyokuro) green tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think long and hard about why Madonna should sue Lady Gaga. And, why oh why do people walking around Atlantic Station seem like storefront mannequins? Oh gosh, pish posh! Gotta have that swishly haberdashery and panache, and oh my, lah–dee–dah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Be honest... Do you think I'm a fungi?
You should message me if
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If you can read good, then you'll have no troubles reading mine. :-)