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bringacamera

38 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Years from now, when people read my biography, they won't believe a word of it. I'm a professional life coach and holistic counselor. I'm also a real estate developer, photographer, adventurer, escort driver, and writer. I travel all over the west coast, so even though my location says Los Angeles, I could be in LA, San Francisco, Portland, or Seattle at any given time.
What I’m doing with my life
In addition to reading tarot cards, fixing lives, buying houses, driving the getaway car, and taking pictures, I'm writing a book about how the entire world operates on a physics theory involving spiritual duality between two energy fields.
I’m really good at
Playing the part, dressing well, listening to people, taking pictures, and sleeping in unusual circumstances, travelling the space-time continuum, playing instruments by ear, giving love advice, and driving.

I'm a really really good driver.
The first things people usually notice about me
What I'm wearing and who I'm with. Or my mustache. Also, I can't smile in pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blade Runner, Neuromancer, Raw Vegan Food, Buraka som sistema, Korean BBQ, sushi, Sin Nombre, Naked Lunch, UNKLE, Amon Tobin, Tricky, Afro Samurai, Street Tacos, The Walking Dead, Skinny Puppy, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, Depeche Mode, Major Lazer, Joy Division, French food, Nirvana, The Host, standup comedians, and cookbooks.
The six things I could never do without
Accidents
Pictures
Alibis
Promises
Wisdom
Dreams
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about why people don't get me. I'm pretty straightforward, maybe that's the problem.

I spend a little time thinking about why all of my good friends are women, and all of my male friends are just OK friends.

I once spent an hour thinking about why everyone owns a Joy Division T-shirt except me.

Sometimes I wonder if that last trip is still going on and this is all a hallucination. It really does feel like it some days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being someone else's secret weapon. Learning something unforgettable. Checking into a hotel. Finding my plane tickets. Updating my Instagram. Examining my visitors list on OKC.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm joking, it's serious.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You read my profile from beginning to end.
You need a tarot card reading.
You'd be a great model.
You want to show me around Portland or San Francisco. (Or you want me to show you around Seattle or Los Angeles.)
You need a driver.