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bringbackgak

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On more then one occasion I have been referred to as the cats pajamas, white sinbad, and that guy.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...
What I’m doing with my life
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Comedy Writer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being neither seen nor heard. You can always tell a MIlford Man.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea. I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Wire, Sanford and Sons, It's always sunny, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Parks and Rec, The Office, Simpsons, South Park, LOST, 24, Community, Curb, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairytail, Red Dwarf, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Workaholics, Arrow, The A-Team, Game of thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Sword Art Online, One Piece, Seinfeld, The Flash, Ducktales, Avatar, Home Improvement, 30 Rock, New Girls, House of Cards, Muppet Babies, Brooklyn nine-nine, Daredevil, Sillicon Valley.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Spaceballs, Gladiator, Police Academy, Robocop, All Batmans, Back to the futures, ghostbusters, Walk Hard, Anchorman, Grandmas Boy, Ip Man, Borat, Commando, Taken, Remember the titans, phenominon, Die Hard and die hard 3, Terminator 2, Lord of the Rings, the cartoon robin hood where he's a fox, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Big Daddy. X-mens, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Man Who Knew to Little, Once Upon a Time in the West, Planet of the Apes (The original), Star Wars.

I like books and music too, but I don't feel like listing them right now.

I pretty much like all food except tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Ice Cream
-Cool side of the pillow
-Ice Cream
-Stargazing
-The Moon
-Ice Cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is the number one called one? Why isn't it called blue? And why isn't blue called supermarket? Who invented language?

Will I ever live on the moon?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive.
You should message me if
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You would actually like to meet. What's the point of this site if you never parlay?

You're fun or funny...preferably both.

Please don't message me if you want to invite me to watch your free livecam show. I don't wanna.