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My self-summary
Hmmm...let's see. I'm the youngest of three. I often step on cracks in the street and not once have I broken my mothers back. I'm a die hard Detroit Red Wings fan. I'm also a die hard Die Hard fan. I spend a lot of time thinking about what my next meal will be. I know the difference between there and their, but quite frankly I don't really give a fuck. I have a bit of a drinking problem, what can I say, I like water. I often wonder if they have sliced bread in Mexico or are they strictly a tortilla country. I laugh when people are vegans because of animal cruelty but the clothes they're wearing are made by a chinese children slaves. So you like animals but hate children? I prefer lakes over oceans and land over water. My favorite season is Fall, which doesn't exist in LA, but is quite lovely in my home state of Michigan. I'm not a very serious person and one day I would like to experience traveling in outer space.
What I’m doing with my life
Comedy Writer of the Screen.
I’m really good at
Being neither seen nor heard. You can always tell a MIlford Man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Wire, Sanford and Sons, It's always sunny, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Parks and Rec, The Office, Simpsons, South Park, LOST, 24, Community, Curb, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairytail, Red Dwarf, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Workaholics, Arrow, The A-Team, Game of thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Sword Art Online, One Piece, Seinfeld, The Flash, Ducktales, Avatar, Home Improvement, 30 Rock, New Girls, House of Cards, Muppet Babies, Brooklyn nine-nine, Daredevil, Sillicon Valley, Trailer Park Boys.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Spaceballs, Gladiator, Police Academy, Robocop, All Batmans, Back to the futures, ghostbusters, Walk Hard, Anchorman, Grandmas Boy, Ip Man, Borat, Commando, Taken, Remember the titans, phenominon, Die Hard and die hard 3, Terminator 2, Lord of the Rings, the cartoon robin hood where he's a fox, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Big Daddy. X-mens, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Man Who Knew to Little, Once Upon a Time in the West, Planet of the Apes (The original), Star Wars.

I like books and music too, but I don't feel like listing them right now.

I pretty much like all food except tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
I'm pretty adaptable, but I'd hate to find myself in a situation where I'm unable to eat ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How does one ride a stegosaurus?
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You would actually like to meet. What's the point of this site if you never parlay?

You're fun or funny...preferably both.