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no_1_knows

32 M Rotherhithe, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello! Cheers for stopping by.

Okay, I've made several attempts at this "self summary" bit and each attempt has turned out more "meh" or "blah" than the last. So, to help me out I asked a few friends to describe me in one word.

Some said "caring", "kind", "open", "funny", "charismatic", and "beardy" (that one's from my niece).

Lovely.

Others said "bizarre", "Wurzel" and "scampi fries" (apparently I eat too much of them).

Not so nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the charity sector and running my club night Right Noises which is dedicated to all things rock. Training for the Square Mile run.
I’m really good at
Wearing beanies, making people laugh, crossing the line and cooking the perfect roast potato. And kissing (apparently).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Instead of listing literally EVERYTHING I'm into (because that would be silly), I've done some top 5's...

Top 5 Books; 1984, A Clockwork Orange, A Christmas Carol, On The Road, The Tortilla Curtain, Rum Diaries

Top 5 Bands; Nirvana, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, BRMC, Rage Against The Machine, Queens Of The Stone Age (you might have got my username nod to their blinding tune No One Knows...)

Top 5 TV Shows; Partridge, Peep Show, Father Ted, Inbetweeners, Breaking Bad.

Top 5 Films; Withnail & I, The Lives of Others, Django Unchained, Don't Look Now, This is Spinal Tap

Sorry Uncle Buck, Supergrass and The Twits; you didn't quite make the cut...
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Ale
My decks
Spotify
The sea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
escaping to the Cornish coast, saving up to buy my own place and whether its actually possible to eat too much cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the pub, at a gig or cooking up a feast
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a Spice Girls single....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm giving online dating a shot because I'm looking for a spark with someone who is compassionate, funny, aware of what's going on in the world around them and wants to start a relationship that has the potential to go somewhere. If you fit the bill, like the cut of my jib and want to go out for a beer sometime to see if we click then it would be awesome to hear from you x