I found my Tornado Rex and almost cried when I discovered that Rex no longer works.

I have crazy insomnia.

I love my dog. He is a miniature rat terrier and the best dog in the world.

I get food cravings a lot. Usually they won't go away until I get exactly what I want.

I have nine tattoos. All of them are fairly small, though I am not opposed to getting larger ones in the future. I also have a few piercings.

I'm a part time bartender trying to figure out what I really want to do. In my free time I like to play trivia, watch television, play board games, hang out with friends, read the internet, drink, etc.

ordering at restaurants, coloring, pop culture trivia, and marathon watching television.

I've been told my eyes.

While I do read, I don't really have one of those books that I read over and over, so I can't really say I have a favorite. I love Heathers, Cry-Baby, Little Monsters, and other more serious movies that seem a little pretentious to even list. I like to listen to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Death From Above 1979, We Are Scientists, The National, Love As Laughter, Vampire Weekend, Hot Hot Heat, Phoenix, etc. I am in love with Tom Vek. My favorite restaurant is Pura Vida. I also love the beef tongue tacos from Holy Taco, popsicles from King of Pops, pretty much anything from The Porter, and tater tots from Sonic. Turkey sandwiches are a big part of my diet.

Television is kind of my thing. Top four favorite shows of all time are Buffy, Daria, Veronica Mars, and Freaks and Geeks. I also like Gilmore Girls, FNL, The West Wing, Angel, Firefly, Party Down, and Skins. Shows I watch that are still on the air include Community, Cougar Town, New Girl, Happy Endings, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Dexter, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Top Chef, How I Met Your Mother, and I am sure there are a few more. I love shitty CW shows. I also have seasons of True Blood, Mad Men, Bored to Death, and Eastbound and Down sitting in my bedroom waiting for me to watch. So yeah, I watch a hell of a lot of television. No apologies for it, either. I like the fact that I can kick your ass at Saved by the Bell trivia or make references to shows you've never seen.

pajamas, television, my sister, my dog, delicious food, and some sort of communication device, be it my phone, the internet, carrier pigeon, whatever.

Rainbows, puppies, sparkles, and unicorns. Oh, and sarcasm.

working. If I happen to have the night off, then I spend it out at a bar with a friend or cuddled up in bed with my dog.

I can't swim.

You know how to spell. Also, don't even bother if your message involves any sort of text speak.

The fact that I don't care for sports or outdoor activites doesn't bother you. (Going to a Braves game does not mean I care about sports. It means I have an interest in drinking beer and eating junk food while hanging out with friends.)

You have conversational skills.

Also, OkCupid says I am very selective with my responses. I don't respond to winks or one sentence greetings. If our match percentage is zero and our enemy percentage is very high, there is probably a reason for that. I don't think they are perfect in determining these things, but from what I have seen so far, they are pretty accurate.