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28 M Edisto Island, SC

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
These sorts of things are always impossible to express and actually cover 1/10 about oneself. Fortunately, that's what conversations are for. Still, I'll give a shot at least enough background to convey an idea of who I am. At least I hope.

I'm a fairly eccentric sort of fellow seeking oddities. A companion to share such oddities would be nice too.

I'm easily distracted and excitable. I like tangents and getting lost and waffles.

Originally, I hail from Edisto Island, SC. It's an island the size of Manhattan with a year round population of 1000, so social protocol is sometimes beyond me. I grew up socializing with retired people in the south. It's not my fault. They stopped caring about social protocol a long time ago.

Imagination is escape. I especially love sci-fi, horror, and fantasy. I enjoy pretty much any sort of media content, especially comics, television, and movies.

Interesting people are rare, subversive people are rarer. It's best to meet as many as possible. The weirder the better. I seem to have an affinity for that sort of thing; weird is sexy.

I am frequently barefoot.

I only resemble one celebrity, Wil Wheaton, but I get it ALL THE TIME. At least among TNG fans. That's what I tell myself, to be honest, most of them probably only know him from Big Bang Theory, a show which I refuse to acknowledge on grounds of cultural taste and the general affront to nerdom that show generally represents.

Not sure what else to say. I'm no good at this one-sided 'getting to know you' thing. Besides, it's more interesting to get to know each other in conversation.

So I guess I'll leave it at this. I'm an open book, so if you have any questions, fire away. Or if you are just bored and want to distract yourself with a conversation, then that's ok too.
What I’m doing with my life
I am presently taking some time off bouncing between the Charleston, SC area and Little Switzerland, NC doing some writing. I'm a graduate PhD student in the English department at UF. I study pop-culture/new media/theory and plan on applying said knowledge and theory to the real world. Or running a BBQ Bar. Or drifting aimlessly attempting to gain every experience I can before I die. Maybe all three. Life is too chaotic to make plans or have too many ambitions.

I wanna be seduced to the song Brand New Key.
I’m really good at
rambling, drinking, thinking, video games, making bad puns, making good puns, reading theory, cooking, lecturing (which is frequently the same as rambling), writing (on occasion, I've got skills), getting messy, constructing neologisms, other such stuff and things
The first things people usually notice about me
It's a toss up between my Darwin's peak (pointed ears), one of my arm tattoos or my 3 piece suits (if I'm wearing one). Also, my pocketwatch is very shiny. People like shiny things, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: House of Leaves, Still Life with Woodpecker, Snow Crash, Blithedale Romance, The Man in the High Castle, The Diamond Age, The Dark Tower Series, American Gods, Childhood's End, Starship Troopers, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Stranger in a Strange Land

Comics: Fell, Transmetropolitan, The Walking Dead (I have a Kirkman signed ed from working at Chapel Hill comics) Preacher, Doktor Sleepless, Watchmen, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse, Deadpool (name the series, I probably have it), Sandman, 30 Days of Night, Testament, The Umbrella Academy

Movies: Mallrats, Black Dynamite, Clue, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Videodrome, Evil Dead II, eXistenZ, Army of Darkness, Young Frankenstein, Sin City, Blade Runner (director's cut), Planet Terror, Star Wars (original franchise), Transformers: The Animated Movie (1986, not that new crap. Screw Michael Bay), The Fifth Element, Ghostbusters (both)

Shows: Community, Psych, Fringe, 30 Rock, Justified, Chuck, Eureka!, Warehouse 13, South Park, Archer, Castle, The Venture Bros, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Bones, Archer, Spartacus (starz), Firefly (still), Doctor Who, and a slew of other shows that pass through my eyes that aren't particularly worth mentioning.

Top 10 Favorite Albums (in no particular order)
David Bowie - Hunky Dory
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
Paul Simon - Graceland
They Might be Giants - Flood
Weezer- Pinkerton
Jens Lekman - You're So Silent Jens
Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Get Happy
Neil Young - Harvest
Surfer Blood - Astro Coast
Of Montreal - Satanic Panic in the Attic

According to Spotify, I have recently been listening to an excessive amount of:
Old 97s, Parker Millsap, Fruit Bats, Clem Snide, Arctic Monkeys, The Mountain Goats, Middle Brother, Shovels and Rope, Lucinda Williams, Arc Iris, and The Muppets Green Album. And then a whole lot of Motown and 50s and 60s Soul. So, that probably says something about my present state of mind, which reads lots of Alt Country with an after taste of silly, who then retires into the body of a retiree. Apparently, you can also eat my state of mind, preferably with soft cheese and mild crackers.

Food: I cook a great deal at home because I have trouble finding restaurants I really like. I can grill most anything. My specialty is Carolina style pulled pork bbq, fixins included (naturally)
Also, Feta Cheese. For some reason, I can't get enough of it. I eat it by the block. I shouldn't... but I do.

Also, Gorgonzola is a monster cheese, and it should be feared and respected.
The six things I could never do without
TV (includes movies, shows, and videogame [3-in-1, boosh!])
Animal companions
Human companions
A wardrobe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love, sex, and death... so... you know... the usual
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out at the house drinking with friends, talking theory, watching B-movies, playing video games, you know, nerdy grad student stuff. You may find my lurking at bars on occasion, but I try to avoid the undergrads, so I keep it to the work week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will dig into a cave and watch marathons of series on SyFy channel when desperate boredom sets in.

If you ever dress as a clown, we are getting married.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you agree with at least 2 of the following:

you want to grab a drink
you love music from your teenage years, even when it still embarasses you
you want a unicorn
you have an addiction to television
you think costumes are sexy
you need an adventuring buddy
you like pen pals
you think old school Nickelodeon was better
you like sunday fundays
you think disruption is fun
you have no speech filter (ie, speak before you think)
you know WAM from Wham!
you are assertive
you have a bizarre obsession with the Syfy channel
you are weird and think you can beat me in a weird-off
a flying carpet just isn't classy enough for you.
you know what dragon*con is
you think pie fights are underrated
you are amused by cosplay
you know what "steampunk" means
you are tired of my listing and want to tell me off
you like playing with makeup because you are bored
ordinary people bore you
you feel bad that girls never message guys first
you are bored.
or if you just feel like it [Exception to the 2 rule, which invalidates this list, but congratulations, you've managed to finish reading this extensive profile].

Don't message me if:
You are looking for perfection.
If you are going to compare me to your ex.
If you can't understand a relationship moves two ways.
You think love is a magic cure all.
You have a history of dating assholes because they are convenient and make you feel better about yourself.
You hate sci-fi.
You let other people control your life.
Your parents make your decisions for you.
You have a default pop-culture taste in music.
You don't like BBQ.
You know nothing about comics.
You know nothing about TV.
You don't return books you borrow.