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brocastown

28 M Charleston, SC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These sorts of things are always impossible to express and actually cover 1/10 about oneself. Fortunately, that's what conversations are for. Still, I'll give a shot at least enough background to convey an idea of who I am. At least I hope.

I'm a fairly eccentric sort of fellow seeking oddities. A companion to share such oddities would be nice too.

I'm easily distracted and excitable. I like tangents and getting lost and waffles. Just kidding. I don't like waffles.

Originally, I hail from Edisto Island, SC. It's an island the size of Manhattan with a year round population of 1000, so social protocol is sometimes beyond me. I grew up socializing with retired people in the south. It's not my fault that they stopped caring about social protocol a long time ago. This imprinted on me. I require direct, clear communication.

Imagination is escape. I especially love sci-fi, horror, and fantasy. I enjoy pretty much any sort of media, especially comics, television, and movies.

Interesting people are rare, subversive people are rarer. It's best to meet as many as possible. The weirder the better. I seem to have an affinity for that sort of thing; weird is sexy.

I am frequently barefoot.

I only resemble one celebrity, Wil Wheaton, but I get it ALL THE TIME. At least among TNG fans. That's what I tell myself, to be honest, most of them probably only know him from Big Bang Theory, a show which I refuse to acknowledge on grounds of cultural taste and the general affront to nerdom the show generally represents. Grrr CBS!

Not sure what else to say. I'm no good at this one-sided 'getting to know you' thing. Besides, it's more interesting to get to know each other in conversation.

So I guess I'll leave it at this. I'm an open book, so if you have any questions, fire away. Or if you are just bored and want to distract yourself with a conversation, then that's ok too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a cancer survivorship advocacy group and just moved back to Charleston after 10 long years away in Education Land, a magical, mystical place where no one ever ages!

Also, it is my intent to be seduced while the song Brand New Key plays erotically in the background. I will strive toward any agenda that serves this purpose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rambling, drinking, thinking, video games, making bad puns, making good puns, reading theory, cooking, throwing pies, lecturing (which is frequently the same as rambling), building, writing (on occasion, I've got skills), clowning about, constructing neologisms, other such stuff and things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's a toss up between my elf ears, one of my ten tattoos (depending on what I'm wearing) or my 3 piece suits (if I'm wearing one).

Also, I have a pocketwatch that is very shiny. People like shiny things, right?

In truth, I really have no idea what people notice first. They rarely tell me, but that may be because I never ask. Meet me and let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: House of Leaves, Still Life with Woodpecker, Snow Crash, Blithedale Romance, The Man in the High Castle, The Diamond Age, The Dark Tower Series, American Gods, Childhood's End, Starship Troopers, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Stranger in a Strange Land, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, most of Zizek's books, even though they are mostly the exact same with different examples.

Comics: Fell, Transmetropolitan, The Walking Dead (I have a Kirkman signed ed from working at Chapel Hill comics) Preacher, Doktor Sleepless, Watchmen, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse, Deadpool (name the series, I probably have it), Sandman, 30 Days of Night, Testament, The Umbrella Academy

Movies: Mallrats, Black Dynamite, Clue, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Videodrome, Evil Dead II, eXistenZ, Army of Darkness, Young Frankenstein, Sin City, Blade Runner (director's cut), Planet Terror, Star Wars (original franchise), Transformers: The Animated Movie (1986, not that new crap. Screw Michael Bay), The Fifth Element, Ghostbusters, John Dies at the End

Shows: Penny Dreadful, Defiance, Community, Psych, Fringe, 30 Rock, Justified, Chuck, Eureka!, Warehouse 13, South Park, Archer, Castle, The Venture Bros, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Bones, Archer, Spartacus (starz), Firefly (still), Doctor Who, and a slew of other shows that pass through my eyes that aren't particularly worth mentioning.

Top 10 Favorite Albums (in no particular order)
David Bowie - Hunky Dory
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
Paul Simon - Graceland
They Might be Giants - Flood
Weezer- Pinkerton
Jens Lekman - You're So Silent Jens
Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Get Happy
Neil Young - Harvest
Middle Brother - Middle Brother
Of Montreal - Satanic Panic in the Attic

According to Spotify, I have recently been listening to an excessive amount of:
Old 97s, Parker Millsap, Fruit Bats, Clem Snide, Arctic Monkeys, The Mountain Goats, Middle Brother, Shovels and Rope, Lucinda Williams, Arc Iris, and The Muppets Green Album. And then a whole lot of Motown and 50s and 60s Soul. And a whole lot of Americana. So, that probably says something about my present state of mind, which reads lots of Alt Country with an after taste of silly, who then retires into the body of a retiree. Apparently, you can also eat my state of mind, preferably with soft cheese and mild crackers.

Food: I cook a great deal at home because I have trouble finding restaurants I really like. I can grill most anything. My specialty is Carolina style pulled pork bbq, fixins included (naturally)
Also, Feta Cheese. For some reason, I can't get enough of it. I eat it by the block. I shouldn't... but I do.

Also, Gorgonzola is a monster cheese, and it should be feared and respected.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comic books, novels, and short story collections (Fiction Literature)
TeleVision (includes movies, shows, and videogame [3-in-1, boosh!])
Nourishment and water, unfortunately
Theory/Philosophy and human companions to discuss with
A wardrobe full of thrift store clothing, including stuff that I'll probably never wear but have just in case.
My senses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, sex, and death... so... you know... the usual
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days? Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shhh. It's a secret.
You should message me if
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you agree with at least 2 of the following:

you want to grab a drink
you love music from your teenage years, even when it still embarasses you
you want a unicorn
you have an addiction to television
you think costumes are sexy
you need an adventuring buddy
you like pen pals
you think old school Nickelodeon was better
you like sunday fundays
you think disruption is fun
you have no speech filter (ie, speak before you think)
you know WAM from Wham!
you are assertive
you have a bizarre obsession with the Syfy channel
you are weird and think you can beat me in a weird-off
a flying carpet just isn't classy enough for you.
you know what dragon*con is
you think pie fights are underrated
you are amused by cosplay
you know what "steampunk" means
you are tired of my listing and want to tell me off
you like playing with makeup because you are bored
ordinary people bore you
you feel bad that girls never message guys first
you are bored.
or if you just feel like it [Exception to the 2 rule, which invalidates this list, but congratulations, you've managed to finish reading this extensive profile].