Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm weird. Hopefully, anyway, I can't imagine the rest of world
being just like me. That would be terrifying! Endless hordes of
identical white dudes, all staring at each other and rubbing their
glasses off their noses!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at finding something interesting in things other people
might find boring. I'm particularly interested in the things we say
all the time without really thinking. Right now, I'm grumpy with
the word "stupid." I think you mean to say "I don't like."
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone said I looked like Edward Snowden the other day. Why was
Edward trapped in a Moscow airport?! Oh puns. And political
realities. I guess that would work better in the wintertime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read as much as I would like. I just read House of Leaves,
which was great. I've read everything by Vonnegut; Blue Beard
rules, Breakfast of Champions was meh. Trying to get through Game
of Thrones but I've just resigned to watching the television show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My silly texting personality.
2. Moments where things don't work out but you creative up a
solution anyway. (adjective as verb intentional!)
3. Interesting stories from random strangers.
4. Internal monologueing, although sometimes some quiet would be
5. Finding something that makes me say to myself, "yup, didn't
think of that."
6. Synonyms, yeah!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things people have said. Usually it's a silly phrase they said
without thinking. I'll think about it, "why did you say that?" or
"what do you mean?" Perhaps I am overly sensitive to semantics, but
sometimes just a few words have a lot of meaning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home frantically trying to get away from the house with
You should message me if
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Also, I use a lot of emoticons. So yeah watch out!
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