Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**DISCLAIMER- I DIDN'T WRITE ALL THIS SHIT**
Credit goes to my lovely little Elliott
I don't need you or your brand new Benz
Or your bougie friends
I don't need love lookin' like diamonds
Lookin' like diamonds
I don't give a fuck
By myself (unless I'm super drunk at Machine and then I'll dance
with anything with a pulse and maybe even some things that don't
Guess you're outta luck
I'm not the one
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Life is tricky I'm picky baby, but I just spotted you
Doin' your thing, g-string, shoe string point of view, hey
Lend me ya body, you got me in a zone
Bet a million and a half cash, I can make you explode
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a Sophomore at BU studying advertising (Go Terriers!)
in the College of Communications. I hate school and don't plan on
going to graduate school, I mean who needs to with a COM degree
anyways? I work in dining services and love it! I also am a
breakfast chef. I am also the vice president of my fraternity, its
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Where to begin... I'm really good at walking with my head down. It
may seem crazy but you move way faster and it's way more
interesting. People say I'm really funny, but I can never tell if
they are laughing with me or at me? I have also been told that my
stories are fascinating, they go on forever and they take you to a
place called nowheresville population of 1 (that's me!). And don't
forget about those eggs!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nipple piercings!!! I have also been mistaken for straight, if
you're into that ;) The second thing people tend to notice is my
killer smile. But here's the catch, you either get my smile or my
eyes. You can't see both at the same time, that means don't make me
smile while I'm driving! I almost drive off a cliff.... true story!
Oh wait that was more than one thing, I guess I'm just a catch
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1. No time to read when you're studying every sex position in the
2. 1313...umm all 907 of them.
3. Grey's Anatomy...I've been practicing...I can find your
4. Hashbrowns Hashbrowns #browns
5. How to pick up a PIKE boy...written by Eric Linder.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. My car
3. My Little's Tumblr
4. My frat bros
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cars, my future career (please lord let there be one), my future in
general... My path to being a millionaire, all my daydreams
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out PaRtyIN9! NO, but really. I'm out a lot. The weekend is for
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I'm a hot mess but aint nobody got time for dat so its
You should message me if
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If you look like a straight guy, and fuck like Fabio.
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