Moar like OKStupid, amirite?
EDIT: I found someone, you guys; finally didn't settle, finally found the ONE I've been looking for since day one. And you will too.
I'm a musician/singer-songwriter, recently learned that I get along best with people who have SOME kind of passion regarding music. If you're one of those people who always have iTunes or Pandora open, even when you're sleeping, we should get along very well :33.
I have a pretty dark sense of humor, implying 'cynical dick'. But I really love cats, so I can't be all that bad. I like caffeine, hockey, funny women, binge drinking, good movies, bad movies, video games, rusty spoons, late-night picnics, motherfuckin' cats, abstract art, museums, self-depricating humor, hating all things ever, and fruit smoothies.