Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single white male looking for getaway driver for various crimes.
Must like kittens.
Thank you for clicking on my face.
Sagittarius sun, Sagittarius moon --- Virgo ascending. Great
DEMISEXUAL: this means I do not form physical and sexual attraction
without intense emotional connection.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do direct marketing as an independent agent.
I write music and lyrics, too. Can we collaborate?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Traveling, and other reckless behavior.
- Seeing right-the-fuck through your bullshit.
- Lubuntu Linux.
- Playing the shit out of a guitar; other feats of dexterity.
- Whiskey, gin, and brandy.
- Post-midnight self-deprication.
- Singing songs to women.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
On food, kitchen versatility, and on the subject of social
interaction: Today's menu --- 1) take it | 2) leave
I read mostly non-fictions and biographies. Tarantino movies are
one of my truest life joys. Hard-pressed to get me to watch TV,
since I do have the attention-span of an retarded paperclip!
Music? Are you positive you're ready for this
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whatever those five kids from Captain Planet said plus beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
BRING BACK FIREFLY.
AND HOCKEY SEASON.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm just a fucking cupcake, motherfucker!
Message me if you don't mind liberal swearing.
Message me if you want to sell me the best drugs.
Message me if you want me to flay your skin and hang you from a
Message me if you actually like hockey.
Message me if you wanna get your 'Natural-Born Killers' on.
Message me if you DON'T have a huge penis. Small penises
Message me if you're down for caffeine and smuggling/snuggling.
Maybe a trafficking ring. Maybe a wedding ring. Message me if you
dig this kind of unpredictable behavior.
Message me if OKCupid is depressing, and you could really
use some positivity and laughter in your life.
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