Feel free to tell me about awesome places in my new home. If it involves karaoke, I'm into it.
Warning - my profile is long, but I put effort into it for a reason.
I'm awkward. All the time. A lot of times I'm not sure what to say in the moment so I just make a noise. I have a tendency to sing things at people, badly. I sing in my car. Also badly. Also at the top of my lungs. It really won't make a difference if you're in the car with me or not. I'm no good at doing/saying girl things. I cuss. Often. I burp. I think crop dusting someone when they're being an asshole is the perfect form of silent revenge. Half of the time that is the only reason I'll wear a thong, they cut your farts in half and silence them (ladies, you know exactly what I'm talking about...). I look like an idiot if I try to walk in heels. I am a karaoke fiend. If we become friends, I will insist you come with me. I've also been compared to JD from scrubs bc of my tendency to drift off in my own head for brief inner monologues. Eagle!!
I'm laid back. I'm not easily offended, however that doesn't mean you need to go out of your way to try.
I think jealousy and insecurities are a waste of time. Get over it. If you are unable to do so, I don't want to hear it. There comes a point where trivial shit can't dictate your life any more. Also the older you are, the less tolerance or sympathy I have for those shenanigans.
I try to be a positive person. I think a lot of people would rather have things to complain about then realize how incredible life is. The fact that you are indeed still living and breathing is awesome! Perspective people! If you are alive enough to be reading this - things are good for you.
I also try to be honest with people and have quickly learned most people would rather you just tell them what they want to hear. I'm not good at that. If you're one of those people, you probably won't like me.
I am not necessarily looking for something romantic. You would really have to knock me off my feet for that. However, new and interesting people are always worth cultivating.
If you are actually interested in me, you need to make an effort to woo me. I don't do wham, bam, thank you ma'am (are the kids still saying that?).
Also - I know I'm smoking cigarettes in a few of my pictures but I am proud to say that as of Thursday, May 22, 2014, I have not had a cigarette. I plan to stick with this :)
*New update as of 12/25/2014 - I have cheated a small handful of times when alcohol has been involved. I don't hate myself and know that this will take time. Addiction is a stubborn mistress.