I'm awkward. All the time. A lot of times I'm not sure what to say in the moment so I just make a noise. I tend to sing things at people, badly. I'm no good at doing/saying girl things. I cuss. Often. I burp. I think crop dusting someone when they're being an asshole is the perfect form of silent revenge. I look like an idiot if I try to walk in heels. I've also been compared to JD from scrubs bc of my tendency to drift off in my own head for brief inner monologues.
I'm laid back. I'm not easily offended, however that doesn't mean you need to go out of your way to try.
I think jealousy and insecurities are a waste of time. Get over it. If you are unable to do so, I don't want to hear it. There comes a point where trivial shit can't dictate your life any more. Also the older you are, the less tolerance or sympathy I have for those shenanigans.
I try to be a positive person. I think a lot of people would rather have things to complain about then realize how incredible life is. The fact that you are indeed still living and breathing is awesome! Perspective people! If you are alive enough to be reading this - things are good for you.
I also try to be honest with people and have quickly learned most people would rather you just tell them what they want to hear. I'm not good at that. If you're one of those people, you probably won't like me.
I feel the need to stress this a little bit. I don't know how to not be honest with people. I usually just say what I'm thinking. So the way I see this - you look at my profile and something is appealing enough to message me, whether that be my pictures (in which case, you're probably just hoping/trying to fuck me) or you've actually made it through all the crap I've written (and feel like we'd get along). But here's the thing, if I then look at your profile and read nothing appealing, that's all I have to go on. So if I write back that I'm not interested, you don't need to get upset. I'm usually never trying to be mean, unless you send me some dickhole message and well, then go fuck yourself. My own honesty isn't an intention to be mean, I just don't see why I should fake enthusiasm if I don't have an interest in meeting someone.
With all that said, I know I just made it seem super fun to write to me.
I am not looking for anything romantic at the moment (as of March) I'm seeing someone. However, new and interesting people are always worth cultivating.