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29 Conroe, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
November 7th - I moved to Conroe, Tx.

Feel free to tell me about awesome places in my new home. If it involves karaoke, I'm into it.

Warning - my profile is long, but I put effort into it for a reason.

I'm awkward. All the time. A lot of times I'm not sure what to say in the moment so I just make a noise. I have a tendency to sing things at people, badly. I sing in my car. Also badly. Also at the top of my lungs. It really won't make a difference if you're in the car with me or not. I'm no good at doing/saying girl things. I cuss. Often. I burp. I think crop dusting someone when they're being an asshole is the perfect form of silent revenge. Half of the time that is the only reason I'll wear a thong, they cut your farts in half and silence them (ladies, you know exactly what I'm talking about...). I look like an idiot if I try to walk in heels. I am a karaoke fiend. If we become friends, I will insist you come with me. I've also been compared to JD from scrubs bc of my tendency to drift off in my own head for brief inner monologues. Eagle!!

I'm laid back. I'm not easily offended, however that doesn't mean you need to go out of your way to try.

I think jealousy and insecurities are a waste of time. Get over it. If you are unable to do so, I don't want to hear it. There comes a point where trivial shit can't dictate your life any more. Also the older you are, the less tolerance or sympathy I have for those shenanigans.

I try to be a positive person. I think a lot of people would rather have things to complain about then realize how incredible life is. The fact that you are indeed still living and breathing is awesome! Perspective people! If you are alive enough to be reading this - things are good for you.

I also try to be honest with people and have quickly learned most people would rather you just tell them what they want to hear. I'm not good at that. If you're one of those people, you probably won't like me.

I am not necessarily looking for something romantic. You would really have to knock me off my feet for that. However, new and interesting people are always worth cultivating.

If you are actually interested in me, you need to make an effort to woo me. I don't do wham, bam, thank you ma'am (are the kids still saying that?).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been a hair stylist with Aveda for the past 8 years. Last year I transitioned to being an educator as well as working in a salon. With my move to The Woodlands, I accepted a position as the educational coach with the company I work. If you're interested in what that is, feel free to ask.

Hair is my art and passion. My creative outlet and my contribution to the rest of the world.

I love every aspect about my job. Even the shitty ones.

I rock at what I do.

Feel free to follow me on IG - kfrancoeur86
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fighting zombies.

making you look better.

teaching other people how to make you look better.

walking quickly through crowds.

racing with people when they don't know we're racing.

losing my sunglasses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to guess its the tattoos, given at least once a day someone will stop me and exclaim, "Wow! You have a lot of tattoos!!"

WHAT!? How on earth.... well kind stranger, thank you because this is news to me! Fuckin things get out of hand if you don't keep an eye on them...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: chuck palahnuik, chuck klosterman, bret easton ellis, hubert selby jr, anthony burgess, mark danielewski, stieg larsson, there are more but these are the first to come to mind...

These are some movies i enjoy: velvet goldmine, kamikaze girls, 28 day/weeks later, sunshine, run fatboy run, shawn of the dead, fight club, ed wood, boondock saints, fear and loathing, zack and miri make a porno, the girl with the dragon tattoo, anything horror (good or bad), kevin smith, so many more I can't even begin to list....

These are some bands I listen to frequently - against me!, face to face, bad religion, violent femmes, the distillers, social distortion, the clash, the cure, ramones, tears for fears, joan jet, guns n roses, murder city devils, the pixies, the white stripes, cursive, the zombies, neutral milk hotel, pelican, sunny day real estate, the police, the venus in furs, tom gabel, beck, no doubt, adele, love in stockholm, rizzle kicks, the black keys, mos def, man man, amy winehouse...

food: i can't stop eating burritos....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family (amazing).
my cats (my babies).
my music (therapy).
my bike (more therapy).
hats (a lot of my identity).
Whiskey (delicious).
Working out (despite this, I do not have rockin abs, don't get too excited, I am squishy like a stress ball and fine with that).
doing hurrrr (I think you've already gathered I'm really into this...).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How old I have to be to really get my shit together and stop being such a crazy person.

The human experience and what you can get out of it.

The unique and individual experiences that shape and influence people to be who they are now. I find myself loathing terrible people less and just feeling pity for them instead.

Why so many people can't just let go of certain things, from insecurities to grudges to ideals forced on them as a child.

Also, whether I should keep this profile or not. For the most part, my inbox is full of emails from d-bags sending me one liners and then telling me what a "stuck up bitch" I am for not responding to things like "I've got a big cock for you." Swoon. Obviously its hard to see why I don't drop my panties for that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably being a homebody.... convince me otherwise
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have gross feet.

i'm striving to be the crazy cat lady by 30.

I have an irrational fear of sharks.

My fingernails almost always look dirty (its from coloring hair...).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're awesome and not a creep.

-you want me to make your hair just a little bit more badass.

-you want to ride bikes around the city.

-you have something interesting to say ("hey whats up" isn't interesting, just to clarify. nor is telling me I have a lot of tattoos - I already know this and its a stupid conversation starter).

-I like individuals that speak with a purpose.

-you know what you want out of life, or at least have a good idea.

-you know how to be honest with yourself and with others.

-I like men, not boys. If you're unaware of the difference, save yourself the time wasted on messaging me.

-this also means I like maturity, so I usually am attracted to those older than myself. However that's not a requirement if you don't act like an ass hat.

-write something of substance. Or you and your one-liner will be ignored. This isn't a bar, you have a plethora of information about me at your fingertips, put some thought into it. I'm not asking for a book but I'm not interested in someone who only looks at my pictures.

-I don't care if you think I'm pretty. At least not right away. I'm interested in someone who is interested in who I am as a person. That said, I am not discrediting physical attraction, it just can't be the only thing. There's tons of hot people, there aren't as many interesting people.

Disclaimer - if you send me some douchebag-esque-I-pop-my-collar-and-drive-a-hummer email about wanting to get laid, expect an email back that's as malice as your's is moronic. I am a very nice person. But not to people who have no interest in getting to know me.

Another disclaimer - being bisexual does NOT mean I want to be the third in your relationship. So couples - stop asking.