I'm awkward. All the time. A lot of times I'm not sure what to say at the moment so I just make a noise. I tend to sing things at people, badly. I'm no good at doing/saying girl things. I cuss. Often. I burp. I think crop dusting someone when they're being an asshole is the perfect form of silent revenge. I look like an idiot if I try to walk in heels. I've also been compared to JD from scrubs bc of my tendency to drift off in my own head for brief inner monologues.
I'm laid back. I'm not easily offended, however that doesn't mean you need to go out of your way to try.
I think jealousy and insecurities are a waste of time. Get over it. If you are unable to do so, I don't want to hear it. There comes a point where trivial shit can't dictate your life any more. Also the older you are, the less tolerance or sympathy I have for those shenanigans.
I try to be a positive person. I think a lot of people would rather have things to complain about then realize how incredible life is. The fact that you are indeed still living and breathing is awesome! Perspective people! If you are alive enough to be reading this - things are good for you.
I also try to be honest with people and have quickly learned most people would rather you just tell them what they want to hear. I'm not good at that. If you're one of those people, you probably won't like me.